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Again, the events of Jesus's life have been well documented. Denial is the inability to acknowledge reality. No one can prove reality to a psychotic, Jet Black. The fact that you have to try to dispute the evidence that Jesus died for you shows that the evidence does exist in order for it to be refuted.

Carico, Christian Forums 16 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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CitySquirrel

Believing in God does not make you a fundy... though, posting at Christian forums might be a good sign that you are, I suppose.

3/27/2007 1:26:02 AM

anti-nonsense

The Bible does not count as evidence for anything.

3/27/2007 2:59:11 AM

Puck

Oh. I get it. I finally get it.

\"Evidence\" is nothing more than opinion!

Wow, I feel so much smarter now.

But -- but -- whose evidence do I listen to? Carico - but Carico speaks with authority on the subject of psychotics, and I never met a psychotic that I could grok, so I think I should la-la-earfinger when Carico speaks.

3/27/2007 3:35:49 AM

Ambrielle

One more time Carico: We don't dispute the evidence. We dispute that the evidence exists.

3/27/2007 2:03:51 PM

JasoNF

Yes, the events of Jesus' life are well-documented by anonymously-written gospels written a full generation after he died.

3/27/2007 2:44:24 PM

Man Called True

Show us the evidence, Carico. And I don't mean the gospels, those are so historically shaky they barely deserve mention.

There is none, is there? Now do us a favor and STFU.

3/27/2007 2:54:40 PM

Crimson Lizard

"No one can prove reality to a psychotic"

Yet we keep trying...

4/5/2010 4:16:02 PM

jas43

let me guess...

the "evidence" is your bible?
or books based off the bible defending its circular reasoning.

stupid as fuck.

fail in hell.

2/10/2011 9:24:40 AM

KR

I haven't seen a shred of your so called "evidence" yet. Get back to me when they surface. Don't worry, i won't be holding my breath while waiting.

2/10/2011 9:30:20 AM

rw23

> Denial is the inability to acknowledge reality.

Damn, I've just found myself agreeing with Carico. I need to go lie down.

2/10/2011 11:35:05 AM

Passerby

There are multiple accounts of the life and times of Jesus Christ written by his apostles, all of which are significantly different from eachother. They can't even decide how Judas died or whether he was motivated by greed to identify Jesus or because Jesus himself asked him to do it.

Historical accounts differ by even greater degrees, especially when it comes to issues such as Mary Magdalen. There was indeed a Jesus born to the wealthy house of David, but the only indication that he performed miracles is the sworn testimony of people who can't keep their stories straight.

2/10/2011 12:16:24 PM

gladius

Again, the events of Mario's life have been well documented. The fact that you have to try to dispute the evidence that Mario saved Princess Peach shows that the evidence does exist in order for it to be refuted.

8/9/2011 6:31:28 PM

Dr. Shrinker

So, did Jesus drive out the money lenders at the beginning of his ministry (as per John) or at the end (as per Mark, Matthew and Luke)? Is the lineage presented in Luke or Matthew correct? Which miracles did he actually perform? Only the miracle of the loaves and fishes is attested to in all four gospels. Did his trial happen swiftly, as Mark suggests, or was it a drawn affair as John describes? Did he die before Passover, as per John, or after as every other source we know of says?

Perhaps the real Jesus did nothing of note except die, as Paul's epistles suggest.

Oh yes, Jesus' life is well documented. However, it is not consistently, reliably or validly documented. So why should we bother?

8/9/2011 8:01:44 PM

Se7enSages

Gladius, i love you :D *nintendo fan*

8/9/2011 8:07:24 PM

Quantum Mechanic

There are exactly zero contemporary records and Mark was still growing chapters in 400 CE.

Lie some more you pathetic shit.

10/10/2013 5:38:17 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Again, the events of Jesus's life have been well documented."

...and now show us the Peer Reviewed extra-Biblical documentary evidence that he existed.

The fact you were banned from CF years ago - just for this very behaviour - shows that you don't have the right, least of all the mental capacity, to have a logical argument, as the way you torture it means that Logic does not work that way. [/Morbo]

You're just in that river in Egypt. Or Paris, whichever is nearest, Carico.

10/10/2013 6:07:12 AM
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