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#954761
Beltaine
And then Jesus had her spayed....
5/13/2009 7:19:38 AM
#954763
Jebby
Dignity dude. Look it up.
5/13/2009 7:21:40 AM
#954765
Snafui
So... you'll be a tall "blonde"? What if someone that was short and dumpy with greasy black hair decides she would like to be a tall blond in heaven? Will I be able to tell you two apart?
5/13/2009 7:22:08 AM
#954767
lisa
And Jesus will be the one getting a restraining order against you.
5/13/2009 7:23:12 AM
#954768
Omni Noodle
Horny bitch!
5/13/2009 7:23:44 AM
#954769
Dan Onymous
Is He going to end up shooting you dead in the bath?
5/13/2009 7:24:20 AM
#954772
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Ah, at last we get back to a funny quote instead of the boring, preachy threads advocating censorship of FSTDT contributors that have appeared in the past couple of days.
Must have been a true genius and peace-maker who submitted this one about dry-humping Jesus's leg. (Bet she's cute as a button and modest, too!)
5/13/2009 7:29:39 AM
#954773
D Laurier.
a waste of feminine beauty.
5/13/2009 7:32:10 AM
#954778
aaa
I have this mental image of a 40 something housewife humping the leg of a cool carpenter from classical era palestine.
Good thing i am an internet veteran and i should be immune to shock images.
5/13/2009 7:37:40 AM
#954782
Check out "Gods of War" by Manowar - album cover.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Gods-of-war-Cover.JPG
5/13/2009 7:41:11 AM
#954783
ausador
Somebody pass the brain bleach, I can't get the vision of chicken5516 humping jesus's leg like a horny chihuahua out of my head now.
5/13/2009 7:43:08 AM
#954786
RavenWood
So sad...
5/13/2009 7:45:02 AM
#954790
Gah
ROTFLMAO.
...ow, ow, my sides hurt...
5/13/2009 7:52:56 AM
#954794
Blackrend
Ooookaaaaaayyy....
5/13/2009 8:04:03 AM
#954795
You may be tall. You may be blonde, but if your Jesus is straight...
You may have gotten this wrong, man.
5/13/2009 8:04:07 AM
#954797
draco_nite
"Moe for Jesus."
Yeah, that's something that I can approve of.
5/13/2009 8:09:18 AM
#954800
Antichrist
5/13/2009 8:11:22 AM
#954806
Sisyphus
And this is something to be proud of because...?
Also, who wants to bet that in her corporeal form, chicken5516 is short, chubby and brunette?
5/13/2009 8:19:19 AM
#954809
JohnTheAtheist
Oh my god that is too fucking funny.
5/13/2009 8:23:15 AM
#954815
Crazalus
I'd like to nominate this for the Humping the Lord award...
5/13/2009 8:28:42 AM
#954816
Doctor Whom
Dog play for Jesus!
5/13/2009 8:28:55 AM
#954817
Boddynock
Look dude I'm sure we all had our phase when we looked at a religious icon and thought what it'd be like to have sex with them. I mean I always wondered how Shiva would be in bed. We do grow out of it, so take a few days, find a nice girl/guy and you'll feel better. Oh but uh its very unbecoming to have someone shake you off their leg like a dog.
5/13/2009 8:32:43 AM
#954819
Thammuz
Is Jesus gonna have to choke a bitch?
5/13/2009 8:37:25 AM
#954821
Morrigan
Aaaaaand that is fundie, crazy, and creepy
5/13/2009 8:40:35 AM
#954822
rubber chicken
And Jesus, being a gentle, loving soul will patiently wait for a couple of thousand years before finally snapping and kicking you in the face.
Plus, how come you are so sure that you're going to end up in Heaven ? rather presumptious aren't we?
5/13/2009 8:47:13 AM
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