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And then Jesus had her spayed....
5/13/2009 7:19:38 AM
Dignity dude. Look it up.
5/13/2009 7:21:40 AM
So... you'll be a tall "blonde"? What if someone that was short and dumpy with greasy black hair decides she would like to be a tall blond in heaven? Will I be able to tell you two apart?
5/13/2009 7:22:08 AM
And Jesus will be the one getting a restraining order against you.
5/13/2009 7:23:12 AM
5/13/2009 7:23:44 AM
Is He going to end up shooting you dead in the bath?
5/13/2009 7:24:20 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Ah, at last we get back to a funny quote instead of the boring, preachy threads advocating censorship of FSTDT contributors that have appeared in the past couple of days.
Must have been a true genius and peace-maker who submitted this one about dry-humping Jesus's leg. (Bet she's cute as a button and modest, too!)
5/13/2009 7:29:39 AM
a waste of feminine beauty.
5/13/2009 7:32:10 AM
I have this mental image of a 40 something housewife humping the leg of a cool carpenter from classical era palestine.
Good thing i am an internet veteran and i should be immune to shock images.
5/13/2009 7:37:40 AM
Check out "Gods of War" by Manowar - album cover.
5/13/2009 7:41:11 AM
Somebody pass the brain bleach, I can't get the vision of chicken5516 humping jesus's leg like a horny chihuahua out of my head now.
5/13/2009 7:43:08 AM
5/13/2009 7:45:02 AM
...ow, ow, my sides hurt...
5/13/2009 7:52:56 AM
5/13/2009 8:04:03 AM
You may be tall. You may be blonde, but if your Jesus is straight...
You may have gotten this wrong, man.
5/13/2009 8:04:07 AM
"Moe for Jesus."
Yeah, that's something that I can approve of.
5/13/2009 8:09:18 AM
5/13/2009 8:11:22 AM
And this is something to be proud of because...?
Also, who wants to bet that in her corporeal form, chicken5516 is short, chubby and brunette?
5/13/2009 8:19:19 AM
Oh my god that is too fucking funny.
5/13/2009 8:23:15 AM
I'd like to nominate this for the Humping the Lord award...
5/13/2009 8:28:42 AM
Dog play for Jesus!
5/13/2009 8:28:55 AM
Look dude I'm sure we all had our phase when we looked at a religious icon and thought what it'd be like to have sex with them. I mean I always wondered how Shiva would be in bed. We do grow out of it, so take a few days, find a nice girl/guy and you'll feel better. Oh but uh its very unbecoming to have someone shake you off their leg like a dog.
5/13/2009 8:32:43 AM
Is Jesus gonna have to choke a bitch?
5/13/2009 8:37:25 AM
Aaaaaand that is fundie, crazy, and creepy
5/13/2009 8:40:35 AM
And Jesus, being a gentle, loving soul will patiently wait for a couple of thousand years before finally snapping and kicking you in the face.
Plus, how come you are so sure that you're going to end up in Heaven ? rather presumptious aren't we?
5/13/2009 8:47:13 AM
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