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NOTHING could make me think Christianity was false. Not aliens landing, not time machines and certainly not the doubting, nay-saying, left-wing, liberal, evolutionist, sin-loving, God-hating rabble that tries to test us every day and fails - miserably.

cyborg, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
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choosebro

Wait, not even time machines?

8/9/2007 9:28:55 AM

Freboy

A time machine that enables people to ask Jesus their questions directly, can't change your views? Proves Fundies don't worship Jesus, but their Bible.

And how do liberals fail to test you? You don't understand their questions?

8/9/2007 11:05:09 AM

Cian

If only all cyborgs were this programmable, we'd never have to live in the matrix

8/9/2007 11:17:40 AM

Ejacu1337

Just an idiot.

8/9/2007 11:58:19 AM

Hawker Hurricane

Operating definition of "Blind Faith".

So, God hisself could come down, slap you upside the head and say "The Gospels are dead wrong!" and you wouldn't believe him. Nice.

8/9/2007 3:35:44 PM

King Duncan

La-la-la-la-la
I can't hear you

8/9/2007 4:17:29 PM

Puck

Translation:

"Hah! No un-brainwashing technique will ever work on me!"

"...doubting, nay-saying, left-wing, liberal, evolutionist, sin-loving, God-hating rabble..."

I'm a traditionalist. I like to read "commie fag junky" every once in a while. Please?

8/9/2007 4:42:58 PM

TB Tabby

Christianity isn't false. It's a real religion. The beliefs about the way life on Earth came to be, however...

8/9/2007 4:46:30 PM

Doctor Fishcake

Under normal circumstances that would be probably a 4 out of 5, maybe even a 5.

But, that's pretty tame by RR standards so I can only give it a 3. Sorry.

8/9/2007 5:23:41 PM

JasoNF

The very definition of unfalsifiability.

(...and these same people think "Intelligent Design" is a scientific alternative to biological evolution, surprize surprize, surprize...)

8/9/2007 5:52:40 PM

BurntBush

"I'm stupid, and no amount of education is going to change that"

8/9/2007 6:52:15 PM

anti-nonsense

the perfect example of blind faith in action.

8/10/2007 1:29:08 AM

Hertzyscowicz

Actually, I think that cyborg is the one failing miserably every time any of us "doubting, nay-saying, left-wing, liberal, evolutionist, sin-loving, God-hating rabble" test him.

8/10/2007 2:14:34 AM

Ummu

There are millions of left-wing liberal, evolutionist-accepting Christians who are everyday tested by academic-hating fundies.

8/10/2007 5:34:10 AM

Ebon

At least you're honest.

9/11/2012 6:57:42 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Bible's a forgery; Made up; Crap.
Deal with it.

9/1/2013 3:36:22 PM
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