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God's morals are absolute. If He said murder was good, it would be good.

bluetrinity, Christian Forums 29 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Esjeur

He did, that's why the Jews commited genocide in the Old Testament.

So this must be how they get away with saing the Holocaust never happened. Tell that to my great uncle.

12/26/2006 1:46:18 AM

CheshireCatalyst

and he said abortion was good also, which is why he allows it to continue unabated.....

12/26/2006 5:31:15 PM

David D.G.

Morals often ARE absolute, which is why GOD'S morals clearly are anything BUT absolute; in the biblical accounts, he breaks them (or commands others to break them) on a whim almost as often as he punishes anyone for breaking them.

Remarkably, he seems to show no particular consistency in punishing immoral behavior nowadays, either. Tell me again, why should any sane person want to worship such an insane being?

\"If He said murder was good, it would be good.\"

Yeah, that's what I thought -- you aren't sane yourself.


~David D.G.

12/26/2006 6:31:03 PM

RabbitDynamite

Eupthryo dilemma FTW!

On another note, what's to stop this guy getting a Suffcliffe style \"voice from God\" that gives him the green light. If I were this man's neighbour, I would be afraid, very afraid..

3/19/2007 2:18:17 PM

Whisper

...but he didn't, so shut up.

1/18/2008 2:52:36 AM

LadyDeath

God has some pretty fucked up morals.

1/18/2008 4:09:02 AM

SSJPunk

The full text of bluetrinity's abridged bible:

Might makes right.

1/18/2008 4:40:45 AM

Pie Man

@RabbitDynamite: I was about to bring up Euthyphro's dilemma, until I saw your post. You deserve a free Internet.

3/11/2008 7:11:31 PM

The Joker

And they say athiest have no morals...

3/11/2008 8:41:52 PM

Caustic Gnostic

has bluetrinity been murdered yet?

3/11/2008 9:20:06 PM

Canadiest

Apperently he did. And that explains a lot

3/24/2008 10:41:13 PM

Magenta

Another example of God's sadistic nature...

3/25/2008 3:29:27 AM

anti-nonsense

Moral relativism by another name.

3/25/2008 3:42:11 AM

Kitourahime

And yet you wonder WHY we think you're stupid.

9/24/2008 3:29:38 AM

Slayer

This is why fundies scare the hell out of me. If they thought for a second that their god told them to kill me or even their own families, they probably wouldn't hesitate to try.

9/24/2008 3:55:32 AM

GigaGuess

Great. STOP KILLING ABORTION DOCTORS AND GAYS!!!

9/24/2008 4:22:56 AM



Yes, but its results are not. And that´s what matters isn´t it?

8/11/2009 4:36:34 AM

Big Jilm

I'm not sure who's sicker in the head -you or your god.

8/11/2009 5:32:13 AM

JSS

And if he said homosexual love was good, you guys would go out of your way to make up excuses as to why that isn't so.

12/4/2009 4:42:06 PM

louilois

.....

Which is why I don't worship your god.

12/4/2009 5:16:33 PM

Godbuster

The US military (probably not) has been trying to create the ultimate expendable killer, by use of brainwashing techniques. The manchurian candidate was too complicated. They could just as easily implant microphones in a fundie's ear and impersonate god.

1/8/2010 5:33:32 PM

KR

An old post but still; fucking scary that people who think like this, are actually loose in society.

2/9/2011 6:22:08 AM

Renon

so remind me why the worship of such a being would be a good idea?

4/17/2011 10:00:51 AM

JB Mason

cannot WTF this enough

8/19/2011 3:30:02 PM

Saringuy

you see, that's a logical impossibility. because God answers to morals. morals do not answer to God.

4/15/2012 11:57:36 AM
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