Yesterday, I witnessed to a demon possessed person, and shockingly he was very open to the gospel, you should have heard the stories he told me.....The demons inside him once told him that he was the next Jesus Christ, they told him if he killed his mom they would give him $100,000 dollars and a new car, they would tell him things of future events and it would come to pass, they told him they could kill him at anytime, he went to the doctors and the voices in his head commanded him to tell the doctors, that he doesn't hear voices, he believes he sees dead people, he could see peoples auruas......The voices would give him commands to hurt people, He thinks that sometimes the voices he hears is from God, he sees hullucinations.....He opened himself up to these demons by doing drugs, after he started doing drugs he started having these problems........You guys should pray for him, that God will save him, and deliver him as well, because he was very open to the gospel.
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Ummm... no. If he's having psychotic episodes after taking drugs (of what kind, you might wonder and ask), he needs a DOCTOR, not a useless prayer.
Eight words into the post and I knew where it came from.
Seems to me the only difference between the behavior he's exhibiting and your buds on RR is the nature of what he's hearing. You guys claim to hear voices and see strange apparitions all the time and think nothing (pun intended) of it. I don't wonder he's "open to the gospel" - he knows a kindred spirit when he sees it.
You guys should pray for him, that God will save him, and deliver him as well, because he was very open to the gospel.
This guy seems to be open to anything, if you ask me...
"$100,000 dollars?" You do realize that by using the dollar sign, you don't have to follow the amount with the word dollars, right? Unless you're implying that these demons were promising him payment in double dollars or something.
Observable Reality, maybe square dollars are the official currency of hell. (ducks rotten tomatoes)
Anyway, it's amazing that demonic possession so closely resembles naturally occurring illnesses. It's as though ... oh, gosh, I know it's silly to think this ... demonic possession didn't happen at all.
Yesterday, I witnessed to a demon possessed person
No, yesterday you witnessed to a paranoid schizophrenic who had a psychotic break after ingesting psychoactive drugs.
This is the exact kind of mentality that keeps people with otherwise controlable mental problems from getting proper care. Instead of advising them to seek mental help you tell them them that they have evil demons inside of them and if the go to church then it will go away. Of course when the go to church and it doesn't go away then you tell them that it's their fault because they don't praise/love/believe in "god" enough. And it's only going to go downhill from there.
Please don't let your sense of religious superiority/piety/exceptionalism trick you into thinking you are doing people like that any favors by telling them your favoured fairy tale.
Sounds like a meth addict whose undergoing psychosis. Beware, folks using methamphetamines who develop psychosis can turn violent in short order. I'd advise taking your bible and legging it, unless of course you really are anxious to find out if there is life after death.
WHY IS HE SO OPEN TO THE GOSPEL IF HE'S POSSESSED BY A FUCKING DEMON?
Ever think of how your logic fails on that count, among others?
"He opened himself up to these demons by doing drugs"
It, it doesn't occur to you at all that it might be the drugs and not daemons (note the spelling, damn USA spelling) that caused his problems fuckwit?
Shall I tell you where all my demons are? Alright then, I will. They are squashed up in a mangled ball of impious and malignant ectoplasm mingled with next door's kitten's hairball. I have subsequently cellotaped the pitiful little mass of nonsense next to Satan in my waste basket. I, an ungodly heathen, barbarian even, easily managed to defeat Satan with barely any concern on my part. You're whole religion is having difficulty with something that even next door's kitten can deal easily with.
However, one of the rascally little imps has just managed to wriggle its head free and it's saying:-
"Ask Glory in print, 'Do you know if the predicted persecution of the Rapture Ready site by the President of the USA, Barrack Obama, has started yet?'"
Don't know how it knows your name Glory. Any whooshfest news?
I suspect the "demon possessed person" was just putting you on to have a bit of fun with the funditard.
Either that, or he's mentally ill. And so are you.
Yeah, I tried this tactic to try and get rid of fundies. It doesn't work, neither does telling them that your a baby sacrificing Satanist.
The only think I've found that scares them off is meeting them at the door with a Rottweiler. Fundies tend to be afraid of large dogs. I guess because they don't listen to the witnessing.
I'd be happier to hear that he was open to psychiatric help.
"he believes he sees dead people, he could see peoples auruas......The voices would give him commands to hurt people, He thinks that sometimes the voices he hears is from God, he sees hullucinations"
Oh my goodness he is demon possessed! Do go on.
"He opened himself up to these demons by doing drugs, after he started doing drugs he started having these problems"
Oh wait. Of course there was a rational explanation how stupid of me.
@Antichrist: "The only think I've found that scares them off is meeting them at the door with a Rottweiler. Fundies tend to be afraid of large dogs. I guess because they don't listen to the witnessing."
A few of them will even try to witness to the dogs, if past quotes are to be trusted. Not to mention the nutjobs who will try to witness to lions:
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I wish my ex followed that advice.
Anyways, what does seeing auras have to do with daemoic possession? I've never heard of that. Smells like Schizophrenia to me.
Confused?
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