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No, God's Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God's Penis was the same as man's penis. Obviously it wouldn't be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it's not the same as man's corrupted, fleshy one.

As I said when this subject first came up, once again: Penises are not just for sex & peeing. It is only because man is evil that he thinks of penises exclusively in those terms.

Man is made in the image of God the Father. That is the primary reason why man has a penis.

You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God - which is exactly what you are doing. God's Penis is not equal to man's penis. It's really not hard to understand.

Navaros, IMDB 333 Comments [5/15/2009 11:46:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 450
WTF?! || meh

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OMG this has gotta be poe.

5/15/2009 11:49:40 AM


Yes, but what about his taint?

5/15/2009 11:51:06 AM


Not a Poe.


5/15/2009 11:52:10 AM

Seeker in the Dark

Wow. I think my brain melted from all this Christian fanfic...

5/15/2009 11:54:56 AM

simply not edible

I, too, have a righteous penis. It smites evil all the time. Being my penis is just it's secret identity.

5/15/2009 11:55:47 AM


God has a Holy, Righteous Penis.

Better yet, God is a wholly righteous prick.

5/15/2009 11:58:22 AM


You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God

But I can insert my penis in god's ass, that prick loves it!

5/15/2009 12:03:18 PM


"It's really not hard to understand."

If this one's not a poe, then that's the best unintentional pun I've seen in some time.

5/15/2009 12:03:39 PM


I remember seeing a porn film about this. It was pretty decent.

5/15/2009 12:04:40 PM


Fundies debating over God's cock, and here I thought nothing could surprise me anymore.

5/15/2009 12:05:44 PM

Doctor Whom

Given the emphasis placed on a certain ceremony in the Old Testament, I have to ask: Is God cut or uncut?

5/15/2009 12:09:50 PM


Shit, Freud was right! :O

5/15/2009 12:11:35 PM

Meh, God is a schmuck whether he has one or not.

5/15/2009 12:12:46 PM



Someone really loves the cock.

5/15/2009 12:13:05 PM

occam's rasor

This must be an exerpt from a fundie equivilant of a trashy romance novel.

"... and then god took his Holy Riteous Penis and "begotted" her virgin flesh..."

5/15/2009 12:13:05 PM

Swedish Pagan

This might be the most hilarious drivel I have ever read.

Good to know that God's penis doesn't lean to the left...

Is it just man who is made in the image of God? In whose image is woman made? Or does God has both? Is that actually how Adam was made?

5/15/2009 12:13:22 PM


Wow, Penis has to be capitalized? Total case of over compensation >_<

And what is it with these people and the cock?

5/15/2009 12:13:26 PM


I give up...what else are they for?

5/15/2009 12:14:56 PM

Dio Fa

Navaros dreams of taking the Holy Righteous Penis up his saintly glory hole instead of the filthy, corrupted one his church uses on him every Sunday.

5/15/2009 12:19:25 PM


I believe the correct tern is "Pink Pokin' God Rod".

5/15/2009 12:21:20 PM

Bill M.

Oh man, I fell of my chair laughing.

5/15/2009 12:21:21 PM

Anna Ghislaine


5/15/2009 12:24:12 PM

cogito ergo bum

I know Phallus Dei is a really good album, but this is going a bit too far...

5/15/2009 12:25:48 PM


Er...what, pray tell else ARE they for?

And since when are those functions evil? I for one, am quite fond of the former.

5/15/2009 12:27:00 PM



Damn, I think these pain meds are finally working. That didn't make a lick of sense. (Pun intended.)

5/15/2009 12:31:38 PM
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