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#955800
gotpwnt
OMG this has gotta be poe.
5/15/2009 11:49:40 AM
#955803
NecroVMX
Yes, but what about his taint?
5/15/2009 11:51:06 AM
#955804
Fangirl
Not a Poe.
Sadly.
5/15/2009 11:52:10 AM
#955807
Seeker in the Dark
Wow. I think my brain melted from all this Christian fanfic...
5/15/2009 11:54:56 AM
#955808
simply not edible
I, too, have a righteous penis. It smites evil all the time. Being my penis is just it's secret identity.
5/15/2009 11:55:47 AM
#955813
Marc
God has a Holy, Righteous Penis.
Better yet, God is a wholly righteous prick.
5/15/2009 11:58:22 AM
#955816
Headache
You cannot insert your evil prejudicial ideas of man's penis onto God
But I can insert my penis in god's ass, that prick loves it!
5/15/2009 12:03:18 PM
#955818
Thundersqueaks
"It's really not hard to understand."
If this one's not a poe, then that's the best unintentional pun I've seen in some time.
5/15/2009 12:03:39 PM
#955820
aaa
I remember seeing a porn film about this. It was pretty decent.
5/15/2009 12:04:40 PM
#955822
Orestes
Fundies debating over God's cock, and here I thought nothing could surprise me anymore.
5/15/2009 12:05:44 PM
#955825
Doctor Whom
Given the emphasis placed on a certain ceremony in the Old Testament, I have to ask: Is God cut or uncut?
5/15/2009 12:09:50 PM
#955828
Narwhalman
Shit, Freud was right! :O
5/15/2009 12:11:35 PM
#955831
Meh, God is a schmuck whether he has one or not.
5/15/2009 12:12:46 PM
#955832
Spaceamoeba
Okaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Someone really loves the cock.
5/15/2009 12:13:05 PM
#955833
occam's rasor
This must be an exerpt from a fundie equivilant of a trashy romance novel.
"... and then god took his Holy Riteous Penis and "begotted" her virgin flesh..."
5/15/2009 12:13:05 PM
#955834
Swedish Pagan
This might be the most hilarious drivel I have ever read.
Good to know that God's penis doesn't lean to the left...
Is it just man who is made in the image of God? In whose image is woman made? Or does God has both? Is that actually how Adam was made?
5/15/2009 12:13:22 PM
#955835
SurfinSeaOtter
Wow, Penis has to be capitalized? Total case of over compensation >_<
And what is it with these people and the cock?
5/15/2009 12:13:26 PM
#955839
EvoPagan
I give up...what else are they for?
5/15/2009 12:14:56 PM
#955843
Dio Fa
Navaros dreams of taking the Holy Righteous Penis up his saintly glory hole instead of the filthy, corrupted one his church uses on him every Sunday.
5/15/2009 12:19:25 PM
#955846
Zipperback
I believe the correct tern is "Pink Pokin' God Rod".
5/15/2009 12:21:20 PM
#955847
Bill M.
Oh man, I fell of my chair laughing.
5/15/2009 12:21:21 PM
#955850
Anna Ghislaine
wat
5/15/2009 12:24:12 PM
#955851
cogito ergo bum
I know Phallus Dei is a really good album, but this is going a bit too far...
5/15/2009 12:25:48 PM
#955852
Brenz
Er...what, pray tell else ARE they for?
And since when are those functions evil? I for one, am quite fond of the former.
5/15/2009 12:27:00 PM
#955858
Painful
Wha...?
Damn, I think these pain meds are finally working. That didn't make a lick of sense. (Pun intended.)
5/15/2009 12:31:38 PM
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