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#955798
gotpwnt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!
5/15/2009 11:49:09 AM
#955801
Fangirl
Nice effort, poor execution.
Keep trying, leather, keep trying.
5/15/2009 11:50:36 AM
#955802
Hazor
If this is for real, I'm going to go cry.
5/15/2009 11:51:02 AM
#955812
Doctor Whom
Yes, that's it exactly. Books give birth to Chick tracts, which grow up to be the next generation of books, and so forth. In other words, knight-in-black-leather, is your straw man wearing black leather, too?
5/15/2009 11:57:56 AM
#955815
Headache
Do I exist?
Nope, the text in the OP was written by an untrained monkey!
5/15/2009 12:01:41 PM
#955821
Brenz
You're clever.
Not wise, but clever.
5/15/2009 12:05:07 PM
#955824
Narwhalman
You fundies do love your little strawmen don't you?
5/15/2009 12:09:46 PM
#955829
No. You're not a knight, and you don't wear black leather.
5/15/2009 12:11:41 PM
#955830
aaa
Seen worse.
5/15/2009 12:12:29 PM
#955836
EvoPagan
Unfortunately.
5/15/2009 12:14:05 PM
#955844
Swedish Pagan
(In the words of Black Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer:) Bored now...
No, you don't exist, I have never seen you. (Ah, too easy.)
5/15/2009 12:19:25 PM
#955848
Dio Fa
Have you ever heard the saying, "I think, therefore I am"?
You do not exist.
5/15/2009 12:21:53 PM
#955865
Can some sweet, gay leather-wearing Albertan take one for the team and marry KIBL so he can finally have non-fornicating sex and relax?? I think he's losing it and teetering on the edge of de-conversion, for real.
5/15/2009 12:42:00 PM
#955868
tracer
Books don't reproduce.
5/15/2009 12:50:20 PM
#955871
Mandy
I hope not.
5/15/2009 12:55:37 PM
#955879
Lucilius
Dawkins can be seen on video. You can buy an airline ticket and go see him. You can't do that with your imaginary everywhere-but-nowhere god. If can manage to talk without drooling, and ask nicely, Dawkins may autograph a book for you, verbally confirming that he wrote it and even giving you a sample of his handwriting. Go try that with your god. Until you can justify your creation myth by the same standard, STFU.
5/15/2009 1:03:58 PM
#955889
Agnostic Antagonist
This one's kind of cute.
5/15/2009 1:28:17 PM
#955892
purple onion
"Having settled the case, I congratulated myself on my acute use of logic and reason."
Just give yourself a big ol' pat on the back for your massive failure at logic.
"Do I exist?"
I wish it were true that you didn't.
just a figure of my imagination sent from my self-hating region of the brain to make me crazy.
5/15/2009 1:32:20 PM
#955895
If you think that makes sense, doesn't it make our point of view make EVEN MORE sense?
5/15/2009 1:36:18 PM
#955898
Brain_In_A_Jar
Where your analogy fails hard, aside from the fact that there are many, many ways of verifying that Dawkins exists, is that, unlike God and Jebus, you don't need to rewrite the laws of physics in order for it to be possible for Dawkins to exist.
5/15/2009 1:38:52 PM
#955901
Canadia
No, if you existed, I would have seen you, and I think I would remember something so painful as encountering someone as stupid as yourself.
5/15/2009 1:47:38 PM
#955906
Morrigan
Sarcasm? oh my, don't attempt it or your head might explode XD....
Nice try though, completly wrong, but nice try xD
5/15/2009 1:54:06 PM
#955909
Morrigan
.- Accidental double post -.
5/15/2009 1:56:22 PM
#955918
John
Nobody doubts that the bronze age Arab goat-herders who wrote the Bible existed.
5/15/2009 2:15:18 PM
#955936
Mrs. Antichrist
The difference being that there is evidence that Dawkins exists, beyond the claims of a book.
As for whether you exist, remember: Cogito ergo sum.
5/15/2009 2:45:55 PM
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