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I don't plan on going back to college anyway because everyone there is a Christian-hating communist. I don't like to be places where I am not wanted. I'll just be homeless or end up in prison. I don't really care at this point.

Jsmythe, Rapture Ready 80 Comments [5/16/2009 4:29:38 AM]
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Marsten

Yeah, that's the attitude! Set realistic goals, and go get 'em!!

Idiot.

5/16/2009 4:31:40 AM

arcturus

The worst word in that sentence is "hate". Annoying, yes, but I don't hate you.

5/16/2009 4:32:41 AM

John_in_Oz

You'll be wanted in prison. Bubba has dibs!

5/16/2009 4:33:35 AM

Doctor Whom

I'm not sure you should go back to college either, but for different reasons.

5/16/2009 4:41:46 AM

Argle Bargle

Wahhhh, the godless communists don't want to listen to me prattle on about Jebus!

5/16/2009 4:42:34 AM

Pule Thamex

Aw! Diddums. You don't care about yourself anymore? Bingo! Full House! That's a clean sweep. Hooray! Now that you've included yourself, at last, that's everybody in the world you don't care about.

5/16/2009 4:56:26 AM



Homeless?

Good.

5/16/2009 4:57:08 AM

Swedish Pagan

Are you American? How come you only have one right and one ultra-right political party when, according to you, there are so many communists around.

If you don't go around "witnessing" about your religion to everyone, people will probably not mind having you around. You are not important enough to make EVERYONE hate you, most people don't know you exist.

In prison you will have lots of Christian neighbors, at least...

5/16/2009 5:02:50 AM

JSS

When you become poor and homeless, will you then become a Democrat and hence, one of those "communists".

5/16/2009 5:12:56 AM

aaa

Talk about depressed. Kid, i suggest you to get rid of the angst and starting a career.

5/16/2009 5:14:19 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

What is the name of this college that you probably flunked out of? I'd like to recommend it to intelligent young people.

5/16/2009 5:27:12 AM



I suggest becomming homeless, save society some money.

5/16/2009 5:29:00 AM

Amanda

How very sad. That you have to go to the internet for pity. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, get an education and learn some science.

5/16/2009 5:36:33 AM

Tiny Jeebus

Great! We edumacatered types could really use an unskilled labor caste.

5/16/2009 5:40:07 AM

Zoo

Might I suggest being less annoying about what you are? And looking up the words "hate" and "communist"?

5/16/2009 5:56:19 AM

Lupine

Bullcrap. Christians are the biggest religious group in the United States. Whatever college you go to, I'm sure you'll find people like you. Drop the persecution complex.

5/16/2009 5:57:09 AM

ausador

Oh the E-drama, my gosh it's over 9000...

Seriously I love the threads where they try to out fundie each other, "Oh yeah, well thats nothing, I gave up my house, my wife, and my DOG for Jebus!"

5/16/2009 6:07:54 AM



@Swedish Pagan

Anyone who thinks sick people who can't pay should get medical care = Communist to them.

Jsmythe, no one hates you because you're Christian; many are probably Christian themselves, just not fundies. If they hate you, it's because have no respect for their right not to believe the same way you do, you tell them you're holier-than-they, and shove your crazy brand of Fox-Republican-Fundy craziness down their throats every chance you get.

5/16/2009 6:20:58 AM

hollacopter

Translation: I got kicked out of college, so I'm not going back because ______________.

5/16/2009 6:26:05 AM



:D

5/16/2009 6:27:22 AM

Horsefeathers

"I don't plan on going back to college anyway because everyone there is a Christian-hating communist."

Perhaps you should try that bastion of higher learning, Patriot University. Why, some of the finest minds of the century have studied there. It's where Hovind got his degree after all.

"I don't like to be places where I am not wanted."

I'm sure most people don't want you where you're not wanted so the feeling is mutual.

"I'll just be homeless or end up in prison. I don't really care at this point."

You think that'll help? Being an annoying, smug little holier-than-thou type isn't going to be easier in either of those situations either. At best you'll be homeless and ignored; at worst you'll be in prison and beaten regularly for being such an annoying little prick.

On the bright side, it should feed that persecution complex you've got.

5/16/2009 6:46:41 AM

EvoPagan

When you're homeless make sure you don't take advantage of any of those programs set up to help the poor, like shelters, soup kitchens or free clinics, because that will turn you into a socialist.

5/16/2009 6:50:20 AM

John

Where is he going to college? China? The majority of westerners are Christians, and communists are pretty rare in America or Europe. I suspect what he really means is that everyone there is [to the left of Ann Coulter] (= communist) and is annoyed with being preached to by [judgmental, holier-than-thou, Bible thumping evangelicals] (= Christians).

5/16/2009 6:53:40 AM

Ozzie

Quite the pity party you're having. I guess that's easier than going to college (there are Chrsitian college if you really are that paranoid), working hard and making something of yourself.

Your big guy in the sky should be proud.

5/16/2009 7:08:53 AM

Mister Spak

"I'll just be homeless or end up in prison. "

It's what an America-hating christianist deserves.

5/16/2009 7:11:13 AM
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