I don't plan on going back to college anyway
That, of course, is your right.
because everyone there is a Christian-hating communist.
Really? Everyone? Including the Campus Crusade nutters?
I don't like to be places where I am not wanted.
Assuming you have the funds to pay tuition, as well as the motivation to go to class, I doubt any college would tell you you weren't wanted.
I'll just be homeless or end up in prison. I don't really care at this point.
Wow. Are those really the only two options out there? I mean, I'm 35 years old, never been to college, and I guess, I must have nothing but prison or homelessness to look forward to. Other than, of course, working my butt off for the last 17 years. And, you know, improving myself through online courses. The Navy has been wonderful for that, what with the free tuition and all.