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In an unrelated note. I always carry a few nuts and bolts at amusement parks. after we get locked in the ride and start to move, I hold up a few of them and say to the person next to me look what just fell out of this thing. It is a great witnessing tool. Everytime I did that the person next to me started praying.

Steve in Austin, Rapture Ready 166 Comments [5/15/2009 5:26:25 PM]
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Man In Black

Lying for Jeebus!

5/15/2009 5:29:46 PM

Sorietel

Enjoy getting fucked in the ass in jail.

Srsly, you do NOT play around with people like that.

5/15/2009 5:30:34 PM

Orestes

How Christian of you.

5/15/2009 5:32:18 PM

EvoPagan

No you do not, you lying dipshit.

5/15/2009 5:34:29 PM

Doctor Whom

Steve in Austin will lead us in our closing hymn:

Lying for the Lord, lying for the Lord, we shall come rejoicing, lying for the Lord.

By the way, what does Revelation say about all liars, again?

5/15/2009 5:34:37 PM

AuraTwilight

Wow, you're going to get assfucked in prison, because that's a felony.

Also, Bearing False Witness, douche.

5/15/2009 5:35:19 PM

NoGodsEver

What a fucking cunt.

5/15/2009 5:42:04 PM

Thejebusfire

Then the park would call the cops and you'll be "witnessing" in jail.

5/15/2009 5:44:07 PM

Wehpudicabok

What great moral standards you have! I'm sure God is very proud of you and your putrid lies.

5/15/2009 5:54:23 PM



That is straight up malicious. Christians breath dishonesty like air.

5/15/2009 6:11:09 PM

JSS

Good job! Do you also carry an unloaded gun to point at people and force them to pray to your god?

Let's hope someone does the same to you.

5/15/2009 6:15:22 PM

Amanda

When they were done praying did they report you to the park manager? I hope so.

5/15/2009 6:17:27 PM

lonelocust

I do not call Poe, but I do call liar. People (not just fundies certainly) like to tell "wouldn't it be funny/cool/awesome if..." as "I totally really did..."

5/15/2009 6:22:16 PM

Caretaker

Huh. Let's pretend for a moment that this actually happened.

I don't know about you guys, but I would gasp "oh Jesus FUCK" - so off to a bad start for Steve - before screaming my ass off that we're all gonna die, causing mass hysteria before the ride really speeds up, and causing it to be stopped for us to disembark and have mechanics investigate based on my accusation that something has gone terribly wrong because Steve here just lifted up some nuts and bolts that he said fell out of the ride.

Wow.

That was a really long-winded method of finding out that I'm in agreement about his future in prison.

Oh well.

5/15/2009 6:25:59 PM

Dio Fa

More Lyin' fer Jebus. However, you can make up for it by trying the stunt in an airport.

5/15/2009 6:49:02 PM

PhoenixUltima

This sounds like something out of a shittier episode of Jackass.

5/15/2009 6:59:32 PM

Canadia

Wonderful, do tell when you get thrown in the joint for this stupidity, asshole.

5/15/2009 7:07:55 PM

Cobby Moggy

Had I been the person next to you I would have had you arrested.





I wonder if this could be considered an act of terrorism.

5/15/2009 7:18:07 PM

LDM

So do you also yell fire in movie theaters and bomb on airplanes?


5/15/2009 7:19:28 PM

HoJuSimpson

@ LDM, That is interesting, remember that quote not too long ago where they got all up in arms about something a person who was Muslim said on a plane, or some shit?

Funny how this works..

5/15/2009 7:25:03 PM

Mudak

Am I the only person who'd take a look at the nuts and bolts, ask him where they came from, and then ask why they're not painted the same color as the rest of the ride?

5/15/2009 7:35:18 PM

enna

Grow up. No one goes to an amusement park to be bored by your natterings about Jebus.

5/15/2009 7:41:37 PM

BobsOldSocks

Another wilful liar for jebus. I mean, this isn't a casual, off the cuff attempt to protect someone's feelings - one of those "little white lies" (and lying is bad, m'kay) that grease the wheels of everyday human interaction - oh no, this is wilful, premeditated, out-right mendacity (in either case - that he actually did what he said he did and lied to the poor person next to him or just lied to the rest of the Readians).

I wonder what a hypothetical divine creator would think of such acts? If only there was a list of rules, a written record of behaviours considered Right or Wrong for those who adhere to belief in that same hypothetical divine creator. If only...

5/15/2009 7:43:22 PM

Caretaker

@ Mudak:

Probably not. I, unfortunately, find anything bigger/faster/taller than a miniature train pretty damn scary, so would have the kneejerk reaction of suddenly watching my mortality being held up in front of me.

There's no way Stevie-boy has the balls to do this, which I'm sure is the only thing preventing him from doing it. After all, if he were arrested, it would be persecution.

5/15/2009 7:45:28 PM

Elm

@AuraTwilight

Excuse my ignorance but how is this a felony?

Also, SteveinAustin, scaring the shit out of everyone isn't the best way to witness to the Lord.

5/15/2009 7:55:17 PM
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