who doesent believe you will be punished in the grave for you sins that you did not repent upon? TRY THIS
1.put a cat or a dog in a graveyard
2.what do they do
they will immediatly try to run out or start barking mad or other things.
The reason why . Only animals hear the punishments.
They can hear all the people screaming because of punishment.
the prophet muhammad says, "if god were to let you hear the screaming you would faint"......ill try and get the proper ayah.
IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME ,TRY IT
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"1.put a cat or a dog in a graveyard
2.what do they do"
Pee on the grass, usually.
There are no ghosts in graveyards. Do you know why that is? PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING DIE IN GRAVEYARDS. People die in hospitals, nursing homes and their own fucking beds at home. You want to hear some scary ghost stories? Talk to the nurses who work third shift at the hospital. THEY can tell you some shit.
Oh, and if there's anyone screaming from being punished in the afterlife, it's Muhammad. Babyrapers don't fare well in the punishment area, or so I here.
@ Wehpudicabok
Except maybe Buddhism, but I've never met a Buddhist fundie in my life.
They are far and few between, but they are out there, though they are still light years better than the fundies from the Abrahamic religions.
No, because you are trying to kill them and their self preservation instincts kick in.
Please note that if you forcibly try to bury alive a human person they will also kick and scream and try to get away. You have demonstrated nothing other then life's instinctive fear of death, which is an obvious evolutionary mechanism to ensure that gene's get passed on.
Edit: I read the post wrong. I thought he said grave instead of graveyard. So now it becomes a stupid misinterpretation to a claim that is demonstratively false.
I'm curious if you're just a liar or you're stupidly repeating lies told to you. I've taken my dogs to a cemetery before - They sniffed around until it was time to leave. So, tell me, were they just unusually brave and decided to "sniff out" the ghosts or were they just curious about their new surroundings and doing what they do when they're taken anywhere?
I often walk my dogs in graveyards. They do not "start barking mad" though they do do other things, such as pee and sniff where other dogs have peed.
I suggest your dogs and cats bolt and/or bark because some nitwit put them somewhere they didn't want to be. (Do you see yourself in this scenario, sandra?)
My local Victorian cemetery is very popular with dog-walkers.
In contrast, the modern crematorium (just out of town with its entrance well screened by trees) is much favoured by doggers, I understand.
At least most Christian fundies make bullshit claims that can't be easily disprovable by the layman, this is just pitiful.
Plus, why only dogs and cats? I guess you can't use birds though, since even your dumb ass realizes they aren't afraid of graveyards.
True story: Being of Italian descent, every damn holiday, even freaking Arbor day it seemed like we had to go to the cemetary. My husband and I went through the motions and had just gotten a new black lab puppy. We didn't have kids yet. Well, lab puppies being what they are, they are happy all the time. So we walked up to the family plot and our pup "Ozzie" lifted up his leg right on my grandparents grave stone. Well not all the family thought it was funny but some did. My grandmother loved animals so I'm sure she didn't mind, not sure about dear old grandpa though :) Well Ozzie got lots of attention after that and was oblivious to any punishment going on. (he didn't get punished either)
Moral of the story: Cats don't bark they meow.
I Live next to a graveyard that has been in use since the 14th century, my cat and various others quite routinely go through the graveyard without rising any fuss.
A fundie full of shit, whoda thunk it.
Does he mean put the animals in the grave?
Because if that's the case, put them in any hole or crate ANYWHERE and they will start to panic. Animals don't like being confined you prick
I'm calling the RSPCA to get your animals taken off you
Hmm. Funny that. The church I went to growing up had a graveyard, and there were about three dozen cats who loved arsing about on the tombstones and generally having fun.
And this would be a Christian graveyard, so no shortage of dead 'uns being tortured by Allah.
Empirical evidence => you FAIL.
The pedophile Mohammed came up with a new "revelation" every time he wanted to break a previous rule in order to bed a new, younger girl or woman. So, his other statements, not so convincing, either.
Idiot. In the days when I had a dog we used to sit in the cemetery on fine afternoons. He would doze peacefully as I did the cryptic crossword. There was never a whisper, other than the breeze blowing through the branches of the lofty pines. My dogs loved those calm moments with me, and I enjoyed them too.
I have tried it. Our local graveyard is actually a rather beautiful place for a walk... flowers, lovely trees, manicured grass, nice pathways. The dog has no problem whatsoever with being walked there (on a lead - peeing on graves is just a tad disrespectful).
So, yeah. You're just an idiot.
I once found the cutest black kitten in the graveyard. I took her home, but that night, when church bell rang to declare midnight, it... <insert your ending here>
Long story short, lying for Allah.
That explains all those annoying little dogs that eat their dead masters and mistresses who croak in their hot apartments.
Wait, no it doesn't, because your crazy experiment doesn't explain anything.
What do they do?, either pee, eat, sleep or make love according to their needs. Punishment is totally alien to them.
Where I lived a few years ago there was a big graveyard on the way to work. Lots of people walked their dogs there and the dogs did not behave in any strange way at all.
Plus, in the grave, all we do is rot. That's why I want to be cremated. I'd rather be a little pile of ashes, than the feeding-ground of maggots...
Tried it. Didn't work.
However, here's one for you to try.
Take a child. Indoctrinate the child with religious dogma, by whatever means you wish, including cruelty, abuse, lies, etc. The child, when a little older, and assuming he or she has learned to write, though that's not strictly necessary, immediately submits idiotic quotes to web sites like the one above.
If you don't believe me, try it. Note how that phrase works just as well when it is not completely capitalized.
Oh, you have tried it. Of course, how silly of me.
Well, my home backs up to a cemetery, and while my dog does enjoy barking when in the back yard, it's mostly just because she's a spaniel. And there're, yanno, people walking out there with flowers and such.
Eh, cats live with one foot in. My two would probably smell all that nice, rich soil and start digging about.
Animals don't fear death, and frankly, we'd be a lot better off if we didn't either. But then, where would all the fundies be?
(It's more than a little disturbing that Samirah's idea of Hell is that we get punished right in our graves mere feet from the surface... wouldn't someone have thought to dig up a grave by now to prove it? Oh wait...)
"There are no ghosts in graveyards. Do you know why that is? PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING DIE IN GRAVEYARDS. People die in hospitals, nursing homes and their own fucking beds at home. You want to hear some scary ghost stories? Talk to the nurses who work third shift at the hospital. THEY can tell you some shit."
Made me remember the story of Oscar, the death-predicting kitteh (who doesn't seem freaked by death in the least)
"Hmm. Funny that. The church I went to growing up had a graveyard, and there were about three dozen cats who loved arsing about on the tombstones and generally having fun."
Well duh! Lots of headstones and monuments to climb upon, sun-warmed tombstones for a nice nap, and humans who generally don't bother them much (and sometime even feed them), from a kitteh's perspective graveyards must be some of the best playgrounds conceivable ^^
My cat fell over sideways.
THE SPIRITS MUST HAVE KILLED HIM.
Oh he just wanted a belly rub.
One of our local graveyards is so popular with dog-walkers that management created a path for them. Joggers now use it, too.
Keep your ayah. It can't stand up to reality.
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