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(about Muslims)
Like hell they will have world domination. They tried that before and failed miserably in the "Crusades". They are indeed trying again, and shall fail even more miserably this time. For this time God Himself is going to step in. And NO ONE can beat The Man.

GSCensored, Topix 56 Comments [5/18/2009 8:05:43 PM]
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dpareja

The Christians started the Crusades, as I recall. And all you have to do to beat God is build a bunch of iron chariots.

5/18/2009 8:13:13 PM

No One

@dpareja

where did that iron chariot thing come from anyway? I've always been incredibly curious about that...

5/18/2009 8:16:46 PM

TheReligiousCommie

Wait, are you defending the CRUSADES?! What Millenia is this?

5/18/2009 8:18:17 PM

dpareja

No One: I got it from another poster here. Somewhere in the OT, I think, or maybe Revelation.

5/18/2009 8:19:15 PM

EonBlueTriad

:facepalm:

Might want to brush up on your history there, dimwit.

5/18/2009 8:42:24 PM

Dio Fa

@ No One & dpareja:

"And the Lord was with Judah; and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron."
-Judges 1:19

5/18/2009 9:02:07 PM

D Laurier.

About muslims;
What the? Sorry no, At no point during the crusades did the muslims try to have world domination.
And no they are not trying it now.

5/18/2009 9:07:37 PM

Orestes

Is this revisionism, or is he just a fucking idiot?

5/18/2009 9:18:54 PM

HoJuSimpson

And NO ONE can beat The Man.

*snicker*

5/18/2009 9:19:04 PM

Dr. Novakaine

Now, now, this is a person who thinks that all of history is comprised of 6000 years worth of time. Expecting accurate history reporting from them is a pretty high demand for their protozoan mental capacity.

5/18/2009 9:30:59 PM



Um, who started the Crusades, again?

5/18/2009 9:55:00 PM

Fanatic-Templar

Well, the first Crusade was called because the Turks were taking Byzantine land, so I guess a case could be made that the Crusades were called to counter Muslim conquest of (Orthodox) Christian lands...

... but I have no idea what he means by 'failed miserably' though. The Eastern Roman Empire no longer exists, and most of it became part of the Ottoman Empire and now belongs to Turkey. It's every Crusade after the first that ended in miserable failure.

5/18/2009 10:04:56 PM

aaa

And china just chills out while those idiots fight eachother.

5/18/2009 10:20:57 PM

Osiris

Christians did start the Crusades in response to Turkish encroachment on Byzantine.

But that didn't account for the second, third, fourth, and fifth Crusades.

5/18/2009 10:26:02 PM



@ Dio Fa & No One & dpareja:

"And the Lord was with Judah; and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron."
-Judges 1:19


Of course this was after god had "told" Judah that he was with him and that he would defeat the caanites and take all of their lands. Apparently god forgot about the iron chariots and also that he was somehow powerless against them. Gotta love the old testament "righteous" slaughter though, the jews come out of Eygpt,and find this great place to live. Too bad it is full of people already, so of course as gods chosen people they slaughter everyone and take it for themselves, YAY!

At least some of the Caanites lived unlike several other peoples they slew down to every woman and child and then even their livestock...

5/18/2009 11:13:02 PM

Frogflayer

Forget The Man, I'd put my money on The Dude.

5/18/2009 11:29:38 PM

rubber chicken

If God is going to step in why were you so keen to send the Army and Marines in first?

5/18/2009 11:35:30 PM

No One

@HoJuSimpson

Well it's true... No one can beat The Man except me!

5/18/2009 11:41:58 PM

Canadia

The crusades? those fucked up things? no sir, no true Christian would have done that, that was totally the Muslims, yep.

5/19/2009 12:43:49 AM

EvoPagan

And no they are not trying it now.

Yes, certain radical ones of them are--trying such things as pushing the UN to make ridiculing Islam a crime, and making such statements as "we will take over Great Britain through breeding". You can google both of those things. However, I don't think god is going to step in, I think it's something we all have to be aware of and oppose vociferously.

5/19/2009 3:15:18 AM

Lunar-Xero

The Christians started the Crusades. lrn2history

5/19/2009 3:23:28 AM

Mister Spak

"For this time God Himself is going to step in. And NO ONE can beat The Man."

Until Allah arrives and kicks your gods ass.

5/19/2009 4:39:23 AM

arcturus

Erm, the Crusaders lost. Jerusalem fell to the muslims.

5/19/2009 4:51:00 AM

xplicit_UK

uh... yeah, the crusades... didn't actually work so well for your lot. In fact, pretty much every time the big fight Muslims v Xtianity went into another round you guys lost worse than before.

5/19/2009 4:55:25 AM

Amanda

Do you even know what the Crusades were? Please tell me, I can't wait to hear your interpretation!

5/19/2009 5:18:19 AM
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