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Did anyone ever read a book by Johanna Michelson called "The Beautiful Side of Evil"? Christians are more and more being deceived by Yoga saying things like "it really helps my neck or back" or "I just want some exercise". Well of course it works. And wicca works and divining works and hypnosis often works. Just because something is of Satan doesn't mean it won't work.

janh7, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Lainey

Ooh, ooh, pick me! I read it!!! She's a nutjob who thinks a child's imaginary friend is a demon.

2/9/2007 3:42:13 AM

JP

Stretching is evil! Could lead to...I don't know, organic veggies?

2/9/2007 8:51:54 PM

Anonymous

Its fucking stretching. How Satanic can it get?

Lulz. The "Great Satan" pose really helps my lower back! The goat sacrifice afterwards is really nice, too.

5/3/2008 4:41:43 AM

LordMu

So is running evil too? Biking? Swimming?

9/21/2011 6:41:41 PM

Tempus

Christians are more and more being deceived by Yoga saying things like "it really helps my neck or back" or "I just want some exercise"

Because flexibility and physical fitness are of the devil.

Well of course it works. And wicca works and divining works and hypnosis often works.

Exercise can be proven to have physical benefits in a clinical setting. The results are repeatable. For your comparison to be valid, first you must prove that Wicca and divination work in a clinical setting, and that the results are also repeatable.

I guarantee that they will not.


9/22/2011 1:19:50 AM

Dr. Shrinker

"Just because something is of Satan doesn't mean it won't work."

So the ways promoted by the so-called master of lies get results. By contrast, prayer to the supreme deity has been demonstrated repeatedly to accomplish nothing.

Tell me again why we should consider doing things your way again?

9/22/2011 6:27:21 AM
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