Fundie of the Year Voting!
I wouldn't mind going back to the 1700s. I've about decided that all areas of science are evil, including technological sciences. Technology is ruining this country.
[5/19/2009 5:01:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 105
Then do us a favor and get off the fucking computer!
5/18/2009 11:49:48 AM
Are you bad enough dude to actually do that, supersport?
5/19/2009 4:46:10 AM
GTFO our Internets!!
5/19/2009 5:05:46 AM
Okay. Enjoy dying of malaria, smallpox or one of the other diseases that we had not developed treatment for in the 1700s.
5/19/2009 5:13:48 AM
I wouldn't mind if you went back to the 1700s either. You'd probably catch cholera or typhoid or the plague or someone would just outright beat the fucking hell out of you with a club for being such an obnoxious cunt.
5/19/2009 5:23:46 AM
There are plenty of third-world countries with little technological advancement out there that you can join if you want to remove yourself from the hi-tech stuff.
Go ahead. We'll do just fine here without you.
5/19/2009 5:24:57 AM
Potential Amish anyone?
5/19/2009 5:24:58 AM
I'm sure the irony of what he's doing and the technology involved is totally lost on him.
5/19/2009 5:26:10 AM
And he announces this over the Internet!! Oh the irony! LOL
5/19/2009 5:26:42 AM
I'm sorry, I love this century. I carry a device in my pocket that has access to the sum total of human knowledge. Or at least that which has been indexed by google.
So please, log off and stop wasting my bandwidth.
5/19/2009 5:27:18 AM
5/19/2009 5:29:55 AM
I love the smell of irony in the morning.
5/19/2009 5:29:57 AM
Turn off the lights, give your computer away, and get rid of indoor plumbing. Buh bye now!
5/19/2009 5:32:57 AM
Yes! Damned that agricultural advancement that's responsible for feeding most of the world. Damn those medical innovations that have increased our lifespan more than 100%! Damn these computers you're typing on...oh wait!!!!!!!!!!!!
5/19/2009 5:37:56 AM
The irony is actually PAINFUL here.
5/19/2009 5:38:16 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Damn technology! Enables any fool to post any fool thing on the Interwebs.
5/19/2009 5:43:03 AM
well, I guess that means no plows and no cultivated species for you. good luck, hunter gatherer
5/19/2009 6:05:42 AM
I wonder if he has to obsessively wash his hands in holy water every time he types.
5/19/2009 6:07:35 AM
K. Off the internet.
5/19/2009 6:14:37 AM
We wouldn´t mind if you gave up your internet access.
To more or less simulate your 17th century experience:
Get rid of everythiung powered by electricity, including your PC, telefone, central heating (you are allowed to heat only with the help of wood or coal), lamps (only petroleum powered lamps allowed), air conditioners, your washing machine, wristwatches and so on.
YOu also have to get rid of your car as well.
As food you are, of course, only allowed to eat things that are grwon within your country (as other types of food would have to be imported and you probably wouldn´t be able to afford it as a normal person in the 17th century).
Of course you also aren´t alloweed a car, radio or television (and aren´t allowed to go to the cinema) as well.
If your job includes any modern electric devices you have to quit, or change your working style so that no modern equipment is used (if you work in an office, for example, you should from now on calculate all numbers from hand or with an Abacus, not via excel sheets or a pocket calculator and, of course, you aren´t allowed to use photocopies. If there are documents you wish to have copied, you have to manually write them down on another sheet of paper. Telephone is a taboo as well and so are elevators. So if you want to get to another story within a building, you are only allowed to do so by using the stairs and every conversation has to take place face to face)
Oh and finally I might mention coffee, as coffee also had to be imported from arabia and therefore surely was expensive within the USA, you have to abstain from coffee and drink tea instead.
Still wanting to live in the 17th century?
5/19/2009 6:17:21 AM
Now that I have stopped crying with laughter.
Supersport you do realise you have to go back a lot further than 1700 to avoid any science or Technology. In fact you would have to go back to before 2.5 million years, to before the first tools were made by an ancestor of ours, the Australopithicus. Once the first tool were made, we (or at least our Ancestors), started using Technology and it developed from then to now.
2.5 Millions years ago and it all started going down hill for you.
5/19/2009 6:25:59 AM
I appreciate the irony, but how about we do a reality TV show where we make a bunch of Fundies live in a recreation of Salem in 1692? Come on, you know it would be addictive trash!
5/19/2009 6:34:55 AM
But how could you be such an attention whore if you didn't have a computer to post inane rants on sympathetic boards?
5/19/2009 6:37:47 AM
I can't stand reality shows but that is one I'd watch, especially a celebrity fundie version.
5/19/2009 6:38:12 AM
Pay a visit to the Amish.
5/19/2009 6:46:29 AM