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Teddy, being gay is a religion too. It is a belief system. They beleive it is okkay to have sex with the same sex. Therefore it is a religios belief system, like evolution, and Global Warming. They all suck, especially the gay religion. Not hate just fact.

George, Fox Nation 83 Comments [5/18/2009 5:18:50 PM]
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The Skeptic Wept

So something that "sucks" is not hate, just fact? Interesting value system you have there.

This fails on so many levels...

5/18/2009 5:20:21 PM

hmcook87

It's interesting that christianity always tries to paint everything it disagrees with as a rival religion. Almost as if they think calling something a religion is a derogatory term...

5/18/2009 5:25:15 PM

A Friend

This person owes his parents a refund for the reproductive cells they wasted on him.

5/18/2009 5:26:57 PM



In fundie world, black is white, up is down, and atheism, sexual orientation, and scientific theories are religions yet Christians isn't. I can't count the number who have told me, "Christianity is not a religion -- it's the truth!"

5/18/2009 5:28:21 PM

Ellimist

Religion:
Belief in a supernatural Being, Thing or Principle; and second, the acceptance of canons of conduct in order to give effect to that belief.

None of the things you listed are religious in their nature.

5/18/2009 5:28:56 PM

Wehpudicabok

I don't like to parrot, but this guy's just too easy.

George, being an idiot is a religion too. It is a belief system. They believe it is okay to paint anyone you disagree with as evil and motivated by religious dogma. Therefore it is a religious belief system, like mainstream Christianity and its slow brother, fundamentalist Christianity. They all suck, especially fundamentalism. Not hate just fact.

5/18/2009 5:34:29 PM

ausador

Decisions, decisions, now do I want to join the Church of Homo, the Church of Evo, or the Church of Warmo?

Damn now he has me completely confused, how do I know which religion to follow?

5/18/2009 5:36:00 PM



Yes, gays do suck sometimes. So do straights on occasion. Lesbians would probably more be down with the licking, though.

5/18/2009 5:41:05 PM

Oirish_Martin

Not fact.

Your own bullshit.

Pretty offensive.

I'd call it hate.

5/18/2009 5:41:39 PM

HoJuSimpson

@ 957401, Hey, lesbians suck, too. ;) The only ones who don't are the fake pr0n lesbians.

5/18/2009 5:42:45 PM

John

belief=/=religion.

Believing "Elvis is dead" or "2+2=4" isn't a "religion", unless you're inventing your own language.

5/18/2009 5:45:12 PM

Antichrist

Everythings a fucking religion to these people. Except their religion of course.

5/18/2009 5:49:11 PM

Tiger

I believe you're an idiot. That must be an entire religion in and of itself too.

5/18/2009 5:55:20 PM

Mudak

Just because it's not something I would be eager to do, why isn't it "okkay" to have sex with the same sex?

5/18/2009 5:56:41 PM

Kidsta

"It's interesting that christianity always tries to paint everything it disagrees with as a rival religion. Almost as if they think calling something a religion is a derogatory term... "

They've already covered that argument. A lot of them say that Christianity is not a religion but a personal relationship with Jesus. Jack Chick says it quite a bit.

Yeah...I know...

5/18/2009 6:01:19 PM



I just love the poor spelling. Usually a sign of an uneducated fool.

5/18/2009 6:06:12 PM

Giveitaday

Teddy, being gay is a religion too. It is a belief system.

Really now? I mean there reaching and there taking a flying fucking leap. Care to guess which one you are doing?

They beleive it is okkay to have sex with the same sex. Therefore it is a religios belief system

I believe it's ok to smoke a cigarette am i a member of the smoking religion? i believe it's ok to piss in the sink, is there a sink pisser's religion too? By your defenition then there would have to be a religion for any and every act that anyone "believes" is ok. That's not the definition of religion, and it isn't going to change just because you say so.

like evolution

I don't "believe" in evolution, i accept evolutionary theory as the best explanation currently available to explain the diversity of life. If a stronger, more viable theory with plenty of evidence behind it camealong then I would have no problem discarding evolutionary theory in favor of the newer one. That is most assuredly not the hallmark of a religion.

and Global Warming

How in the fuck do you get global warming = religion? That doesn't even begin to make sense.

They all suck, especially the gay religion

I guess if there were a gay religion it might very well suck, but until then i guess you'll just have to settle for Ted Haggard and the Roman Catholic Church to do your sucking for you.

Not hate just fact.

If it's a fact then why are you lying about it? Is it just me or do fundies seem to think the 9th commandment doesn't apply when lying for jesus, or lying about the gays, or lying about the muslims,or lying about evolution, or lying abou....ad infinitum.

5/18/2009 6:16:21 PM

JSS

Well at least gays would get all the rights they deserve with it being seen as a belief system, just like Christianity.

5/18/2009 6:27:53 PM

Orestes

Believing anything exists, inanimate or otherwise = religion. Understood.

5/18/2009 6:31:48 PM



Not fact George, just ingnorance. You are projecting the thought-control of your fundamentalist version of religion, in which you are not allowed to question rigid dogma, onto everyone else. The rest of the world is capable of critical, independent thought, and can thus accept scientific fact, including the fact that sexual orientation is biologically determined, and not a "belief system".

5/18/2009 6:31:59 PM

Old Viking

They don't even pretend to think.

5/18/2009 6:41:43 PM

CatAnon

Poe, so obviously poe.

5/18/2009 6:58:43 PM

enna

For people who define themselves by religion, Christians sure like to put something down by calling it a religion!

5/18/2009 7:01:28 PM

lonelocust

Ha. Hahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

5/18/2009 7:02:09 PM

CatAnon


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