If you think Gay Marriages should be made legal then I suppose the next thing will be marriages between humans and animals, after all if the poor doggy the man is married to runs out into traffic, the guy is gonna want compensation *rolls eyes
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Yes, and then women will marry insects, children will marry trees, mushrooms will marry twenty other mushrooms in one dark and bloody satanic ceremony, and whatever other dumbass things you can think up. Talk about Teflon coating.
How do these people take the concept "marriage is between any two conscenting adults" and get "teh people ares gonna marry their dogs, boogey boards, and right hands, hyuk...."
I always enjoy ones like this. What drives these Christian types to think of such things.
I can just imagine someone like our friend Hix here looking at some dog and thinking "Hmmmmmm, I would like to get myself up in some of that. But no, it's illegal to have sex with a dog, I must control myself!"
I always fail to comprehend how these people cannot understand that two people getting married is completely different to a person marrying something that isn't human.
It must be willful ignorance, or they're just lying. They do understand, but they don't like it, so they play dumb(er) in the hopes that someone will agree that if it isn't man and woman, it must be wrong.
Someone said something about Fundie brains only working in binary... whoever you were, you're completely right.
With regards to marriage, consenting adult != dogs, plants, children, etc.
It's funny... fundies are usually the first to ignorantly rant about how humans are *so much better* than the rest of the animal kingdom- and yet, they have such difficulty understanding the differences between us. Go figure!
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I'd venture you're correct about the Binary thing. Think about it. There's never an okay, or kinda bad. It's either absolute good, or an absolute abomination. Yes or no. No maybes.
"If you think heterosexual Marriages should be made legal then I suppose the next thing will be Gay marriages then I suppose the next thing will be marriages between humans and animals, after all if the poor doggy the man is married to runs out into traffic, the guy is gonna want compensation *rolls eyes"
Fixed.
This guy is onto us, the watermelon fuckers of America! We've long been planning the agenda of getting gay marriage legalized so that it opens the door for all kinds of things - namely, allowing us to join our beloved watermelons in holy matrimony.
Now this Nix guy comes along and is going to ruin the whole thing!
This week, children, we are going to be looking at certain words that we know your parents, and other religious fundamentalists, have trouble understanding. This is because we sincerely hope that one day you will grow up to be more intelligent and informed than your poor moms and dads. I'm afraid we can't do anything about your overhanging brows, your floor-scraping knuckles, your dribbling, and your ambling gait, but we can at least give you a head start when it comes to understanding words .
Today's word is: CONSENT. Now, who can tell me what this means?
What part of "two consenting adults" do you fundies refuse to understand?
Let's push a ban on Christian marriage, because marriage is between two consenting adults not between a man, a woman, God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit. That's polygamy, and highly homosexual to boot (one woman, three men, and a holy spirit).
Will they cover "both sides" of this debate on CNN or Faux news?
Somebody, anybody, please, explain to these clay-eaters what a marriage is. What a legal contract is and who can enter into one, please.
I'm having a stroke from all the stupidity.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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