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I found that one of the neatest ways to get a grasp on the gospel was through tracts. Not just any ones but certain ones. I have always LOVED Chick tracts. You can read them on line at http://www.chick.com, and you can order them.
They are a double edged sword like the Word. You read them first and grow in understanding, then give them away. Or just place them strategically(sp?).

Some people have a problem with chick tracts due to his strong stand against catholicism but I choose those that minister to me or that I want to distribute.

It is an excellent way to get your faith and your Word level grounded and built up.

Amen, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Mr_Vorhias

And to litter a bus stop.

2/2/2008 8:20:50 PM

TerriblyAmused

"They are a double edged sword like the Word."
You mean anyone trying to use them as they were intended cuts something off?
Oh, don't I wish...

2/2/2008 9:21:21 PM

TerriblyAmused

By the way, Chick tracts? Second only to the Bible in terms of sheer stupidity.

2/2/2008 9:21:21 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

They are a double edged sword like the Word.

People who try to use oft-heard, knowledgeable phrases without actually knowing what they mean are goldmines of fail.

2/2/2008 9:28:29 PM

Alethe

Double-edged sword indeed.

After a few, I knew Jack Chick is a raving lunatic.

2/3/2008 1:51:10 AM

SSJPunk

Fang(the dog) is the only redeeming quality of them. Srsly, who wouldn't want a dog with a saw tail?

2/3/2008 1:55:53 AM

deathbird

And grown-ups come to an understanding of the holy book of their choice without needing it dumbed down.

Mind you, Chick Tracts are really good for a laugh for anyone with an IQ above 75.

2/3/2008 1:42:32 PM

Nny

I have a problem with chick tracs because they seemed to be racist against native americans.

2/4/2008 3:18:47 AM

LordMu

The only positive thing that you can get from the Chick Tracts is a good laugh at how retarded they are.

9/21/2011 6:43:19 PM

Crimson Lizard

When I was a kid, there were a couple of fundies in our neighbourhood who handed out Chick tracts instead of candy at Halloween. (Cheap bastards.) My siblings and I laughed our asses off, then threw the tracts in the garbage.

6/5/2012 8:39:10 AM

VioletBeauregarde

@ Lordmu: Amen to that :)! My favorites have to be "The Death Cookie" (almost toxic levels of irony), "The Nervous Witch", "The Last Generation" (deep-fried paranoia with a side of persecution fantasies, anyone?), "Dark Dungeons", "Poor Little Witch" and "The Thing"
@ SSJPunk: Don't forget Cleo (the dog)...she's a sweetheart. I love Cairn terriers :)

10/22/2012 1:42:22 PM

Sporkman!

I'm sorry, I cannot help but think of these guys whenever someone capitalizes 'word' in the middle of a sentence:


10/22/2012 5:21:04 PM

Canadiest

"You can read them on line at http://www.chick.com,"

I've done that, and witnessed some of the greatest lies, delusions and ridiculous scenarios I've ever seen in my life.

That Jack Trick has any following is only proof of how little proof you lot need for your Godwins. Anything that reproduces the shit you believe is held up as evidence of shit that never happens, happened or ever will. You're not just living in a ridiculous fantasyland, It's a shitty hellhole of one.

10/23/2012 1:33:12 PM

Alex

I come from a Catholic background therefore Jack Chick is my enemy. No questions asked.

4/10/2014 12:27:36 PM
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