Exxxxactly.... Next they'll dig up a fossilized frog and claim they de-evolved from dinosaurs
Good job managing to fuck upright at the starting line. No scientist claims anything "devolved" and the fact that you think they do just lays bare your fundamental ignorance and/or misunderstanding of the Theory of Evolution. There is no "goal" to evolution and organisms don't evolve into something "better", just something that is better adapted to it's current enviroment.
though some decided to turn themselves into birds and fly away into the water where they became fish again because flying was too windy for them and they preferred to swim instead of fly...
Evolution doesn't work that way. Though I suspect that you already know that already, but you feel better about your abject ignorance when you are lying for jesus.
For the record, no one, zip, zilch, nada, not a single damn person who knows the slightest thing about evolution, has ever claimed that evolution is subject to the will of an individual of any species. Nor has anyone (Outside of fundie circles of ignorance) ever so much as suggested that evolution can happen during the life time of a single example, or even a single gereation.
How do you intend to get raptured if you continue to break your 9th every damn time you open your mouth?
then one of them got washed ashore because they were foolish enough to get too close during high tide and the evolutionists will say this one wanted to become a human for the sole fact that they were three feet from the shore of the time period...
What the fuck are you talking about? Do you even know? Can you name a single prominent proponent of evolution who has made a statement that would validate your assertion? Somehow I highly doubt it.
The more they try to bend the facts to fit their wannabe beliefs, the more the end up breaking their own "faith".
That's rich coming from a website that is slavishly devoted biblical doctrine that only appears in bible fanfic, or from someone who has repeatedly, in just this one quote, violated two of the Ten Commandment's that his "god" bid him to follow.
They want so bad to prove we all came from animals so they can have an 'excuse' to live like animals.
So that's why all those people who believe in evolution are chasing cars, rutting in public, and pissing all over the place... Oh, wait.. They aren't doing anything like that. Your entire claim is total bullshit, I know it, you know it, even the most naive poster at RR can tell it's bullshit.
Whats got your nipples in a twist is that you just can't accept the fact that there are people out there who don't buy into the same fanfic based theology that you do. You seem to think that everyone should just believe what ever you say as if it came from the voice of "god" himself. You don't get to decide what others do or don't not believe, and no amount of claiming "evolutionists believe this." or "darwinists believe that." is ever going to make your claims true. Baseless assertions are just that.