Hey zone1480 you are on the right tracks there. Did you know, for instance, that the famous eruption of Vesuvius was a Jewish plot. There are many other not as well-known examples of Jewish perfidy. For instance, 99.99% of all car accidents are deliberately caused by a secret faction of Jewish road and vehicular traffic vandals.
Solar eclipses? Unheard of before Jewish meddling initiated them. Lunar eclipses the same. And how many times in your lifetime have you lost or mislaid, so you thought, a pen? The Jews again. Look no further.
By the way, pens are those tubular things with a pointy bit at one end, and when you scratch it on a bit of paper ink comes out. Perhaps a more apt example may better illustrate the point in your case. You know when you are lying on the floor of an evening, doing a bit of colouring, and trying not to colour outside of the lines? You think, Right! I need the puce crayon next. Do you think you can find a puce crayon anywhere! No, you can't. The Jews once again; need I even say it?
Poodles over the age of three months with a duff front-right leg? Jews. The extinction of the dinosaurs 60 million years ago? Jews. The Great Barrier Reef in Australian waters? Jews. Kettles that whistle out of tune? Jews. Helium-filled balloons, magpies, stilts, goldfish, Ireland, the colour puce, paper napkins, the gas giants of the outer solar system, penguins, fastidiousness, cuckoos, tooth brushes for antelopes, the male menopause, long lists, etc. The list is endless. But it's all Jews. Jews. Jews.
And most ironic of all. Not a lot of people know this, by the way. But the Nazis? All Jews. The prisoners in the concentration camps? All Nazis. Well I think I've provided enough proof positive for now.
Bye, Pule.