My latest song, Shoot the Coons is up and nobody's bothered to review and give it nothing but bullshit low ratings. What the fuck is wrong with all you idiots? You have no taste and constantly post your own shitty recordings and score huge poins while my works of genius are ignored.
You'll be glad someday when someone heeds my warning and the coon rebellion starts, at least they'll know what to do (shoot) unlike you other wankers. Go rub your giant tits and listen to shitty music instead of my brilliant work. You all suck and should be shot along with the coons.
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@D. Laurier
I see you've bought the raccoon conspiracists' lies. They just want you to think they're non-sapient garbage-eating mammals, but in fact, their masterminds are behind every problem in our society. They're pretty hard to unmask, because their masks ARE PART OF THEIR FUR!!!
Seriously though, I have no clue what MillsApparatus is rambling about...
Wow, I just listened and this guy is like the next Peter Gabriel.
Okay, that's going a little too far. Let's say the next Neil Diamond.
Well, not really, more like the next David Hasselhoff.
Um.. the next Chris Gaines?
The next William Shatner?
William Hung?
Wesley Willis?
I'm reasonably comfortable saying he could be the next Wesley Willis. The lyricism and instrumental artistry are on par with Wesley Willis and the number of severe mental defects are comparable.
Yeah, I clicked the link. I see that MillsApparatus has a gullibility level lower than a fundie, if that's possible. Either that, or he seeks to justify his own repellent self and his repellent nature with a load of incredulous Nazi waffle.
Unless, perhaps, he thinks that uproarious and vile stupidity is likely to have a curious appeal to current adolescent outsiders. Sort of like a modern-day Sid Vicious, and we all know what a puerile and ridiculous plonker he was. Less talent than a gnat.
Bitter much?
Hey now, not everyone can be an award winning music artist MillsApparatus. You song, Shoot the Coons, will not help you in becoming a music star.
Music, like any other art form, is subjective. Some people will really like it, some will think it's OK or they don't care, and some will really hate it.
Apparently your music falls into the very latter catagory when people listen to it. Looks like you won't be signing to a record label anytime soon or book tours for that matter.
But guys! He's an artiste! A sensitive, soulful artiste who only wants the sublime and transcendent outpourings of his deepmost heart acknowledged by--oh man, I can't even type that with a straight face anymore.
But no, Mills, you keep on thinking it's everyone else's problem. That'll fix everything.
Curses, my plan to unleash Genetically Engineered, Sentient Racoons, to use as shock troops, in order to take over the world, has been discovered...
Time to switch to Plan B, methinks, so bow down to the terror of MechaRubberDuckZilla, & acknowledge me as Supreme Ruler of the World...
144 SW 82nd St, Miami, FL 33173
The asshat had the balls to post his address on there.
Also, the guy seems to have delusions of grandeur. 'Genius'? Give me a break.
144 SW 82nd St, Miami, FL 33173
The asshat had the balls to post his address on there.
Also, the guy seems to have delusions of grandeur. 'Genius'? Give me a break.
I wonder if Mills was George Zimmerman. Both were in Florida, used the word "coon" a lot and the latter seemed to follow through. I bet they're the same guy, all his songs were deleted too so probably part of the police investigation.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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