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[Yeah, but that's the thing. Promoting polygyny narrows it down by making sure women don't have the same rights, thus keeping them enslaved.]

I didn't write the bible and the MEN that did write it were writing what God told them. And you're the one that would keep single women from having a husband. Yes, Social Security can take care of them.

It is not a matter of women belonging to man versus women being independent. It is either women belong to man or women belonging to the State.

Those telling the lie to woman that she can get a better deal by 'working for herself' always leave out that no one wants to marry an old spinster. That is why Match.com and other dating websites are making money hand over fist. Its because these women that either put off marriage till late in life or divorced their husbands thinking they would trade up have begun to realize they were sold some magic beans.

Woman was not made independent. When she was made, the man was already here. As the writer or I Corinthians puts it, Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man, 11:9.

Memphis Dwight, Grace Centered Christian Forums 50 Comments [5/25/2009 7:34:58 AM]
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teh_crzy

Thanks very much, but I *was* made independent. I just graduated from an Ivy League university, have been living in my own apartment for the past 2 years, and I have not exploded. While I also do not have a boyfriend, I hardly rule out marriage in the future; I just thought getting an education was possibly more important if I wanted to be a working professional. And I'm only 21. Hardly an old spinster, but obviously because I didn't get knocked up and married at 17, my prospects are pretty slim. Silly me.

5/25/2009 7:42:56 AM

Marsten

Something tells me that the person writing this has never even SEEN a woman.

5/25/2009 7:55:28 AM

D Laurier.

Ummmmm Memphis Dwight,
The men who wrote the bible, were writing what they thought would further their own power over the ignorant peasants they had tricked into buying their cult.

5/25/2009 8:00:37 AM

Elia

I would prefer that The Handmaiden's Tale remain fictional.

5/25/2009 8:08:29 AM

Tearlich

"It is not a matter of women belonging to man versus women being independent. It is either women belong to man or women belonging to the State."
Women aren't Things.

5/25/2009 8:09:36 AM

shykid

Women aren't property, you misogynist twit.

Hell, even if they were, you'd never "own" one with that kind of attitude anyway.

5/25/2009 8:27:09 AM

werewolf

You don't get out much, do you?

5/25/2009 8:46:28 AM



So, why do single women live more and better than single men, regardless of civilisation?. Another inconsistency of nature that the men writting the Bible didn't bother to explain.

5/25/2009 8:47:31 AM

Painful

Lilith

Moving on...

5/25/2009 8:49:36 AM

LDM

lol, yet another man I'm pissing off without even trying.

5/25/2009 9:16:44 AM

Marc

Yes, Social Security can take care of them.

Yes, because SS is totally just for women.

It is either women belong to man or women belonging to the State

Really? Those are their only options? What about the successful women who've remained single and happy all their lives? Not everyone needs a spouse to be happy.

Those telling the lie to woman that she can get a better deal by 'working for herself' always leave out that no one wants to marry an old spinster.

Why do you assume that only married people are happy? Paul himself said that it was better not be married.

Its because these women that either put off marriage till late in life or divorced their husbands thinking they would trade up have begun to realize they were sold some magic beans.

Or, because they're shy and have difficulty meeting people in social situations.




5/25/2009 9:32:07 AM

Papabear

Yeah, it's hardly a surprise that the MEN who wrote the Bible said God told them what to write and that women were made solely for the benefit of men.

5/25/2009 9:44:02 AM

Equalist

Actually, I have no problem with polygamy under certain conditions, like when it is practiced only by consenting adults, and so long as women can have as many husbands as they want just like men can have as many wives as they want.

5/25/2009 9:50:21 AM

Dio Fa

Aw, you struck out on the dating websites too.

5/25/2009 10:10:35 AM

aaa

We call this gal a doormat.

5/25/2009 10:21:40 AM

Sisyphus

Aw don't worry Dwight. Your right hand will still love you no matter what.

5/25/2009 10:36:16 AM

Les & Bianca

Hi Bianca here. Just to let you know, me and Les wouldn't ever trade down for a thing made of dirt. Ha ha! Just ribbing you there, although, there's an element of truth involved as well.

Still, me and Les tried to think of one word that encapsulated the essence of Memphis Dwight. We came up with small, pointless, ugly, thick, rancid etc. Although those words were accurately descriptive of some of his characteristics, they didn't quite seem to sum-up the essence of Memphis Dwight.

Somewhat stumped, we asked Grace of 'Centered Christian Forums' fame if she could recommend a suitable word. Grace said, "Nothing comes to mind". Perfect we said. That is exactly what we were looking for.

So, thanks Grace, to sum-up in one word the essence of Memphis Dwight, we give you .... That's right, nothing is the essence of Memphis Dwight.

I nearly forgot. We have some bible verses for you. And here they are:-

Ezekiel 23:31-34

31 Thou hast walked in the way of thy sister; therefore will I give her cup into thine hand.
32 Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou shalt drink of thy sister's cup deep and large: thou shalt be laughed to scorn and had in derision; it containeth much.
33 Thou shalt be filled with drunkenness and sorrow, with the cup of astonishment and desolation, with the cup of thy sister Samaria.
34 Thou shalt even drink it and suck it out, and thou shalt break the sherds thereof, and pluck off thine own breasts: for I have spoken it, saith the Lord GOD.

Awomen

I trust that you were as spiritually girded by the sublime message and the sheer naked charm of those absolute pearls of wisdom and compassion as we were.

Love, Les & Bianca.


5/25/2009 11:01:32 AM

Thinking Allowed

Misogynistic word salad.

5/25/2009 11:02:31 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

And you're the one that would keep single women from having a husband.

I would rather be single than marry someone who treats me like property.

It is not a matter of women belonging to man versus women being independent. It is either women belong to man or women belonging to the State.

How about we say that a woman belongs to NO ONE other than herself?

Those telling the lie to woman that she can get a better deal by 'working for herself' always leave out that no one wants to marry an old spinster.

It's not a choice between working or marrying. I can get married and still maintain a career, and my pretty little head would be able to handle both just fine.

Its because these women that either put off marriage till late in life or divorced their husbands thinking they would trade up have begun to realize they were sold some magic beans.

Again, I would rather die single than end up as someone's property.

Woman was not made independent.

Yet I seem to be doing just fine on my own.

5/25/2009 11:30:06 AM

PhoenixUltima

- Men in ancient times were pretty misogynistic.

- Men wrote the bible.

- The bible says women are supposed to serve men.

...well gee, I guess it's settled then: women have a divine mandate to be subservient little cocksockets. PRIASE TEH LROD

5/25/2009 11:41:07 AM

Saika

..And suddenly I just can't wait to go to university just to piss these people off.

5/25/2009 11:44:29 AM

Lord X

People like you make me feel ashamed to be male.

5/25/2009 12:46:57 PM

Swedish Pagan

Erm, I have supported myself since I graduated. But yes, I have been living with a man the whole time. And no, he has not supported me, for some of the time I was making more money than him. We support each other.

There are lots of people marrying late in life. Old women are not less "marriable" than old men.

To me it seems like Adam is the non-independent. He couldn't cope on his own, so God had to create someone to take care of him.

5/25/2009 12:55:13 PM

evan

prehistoric moron.

does this guy know what a woman is?

5/25/2009 1:51:03 PM

Old Viking

Paul, the professional misogynist. Always good to turn to in sexual matters.

5/25/2009 2:07:34 PM
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