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I think people are hurting and lonely because they need the Lord Jesus Christ in their lives, hearts, need to be born again. I don't think hugs or kisses are going to make it better. The Lord intended us to keep the huggin/kissing to our spouse. Hugs between women sure but men and women who ain't married should not be coppin a free feel (lets be honest here). This huggin campaign whatever it is - it's not aboat giving out hugs - it is about soliciting them. They are attempting to turn women into prostitutes who give it away for free. Just cause we want something does not mean it is right to have. Just because we wish we could touch everything we see does not mean that is what the Lord intended us to do, touch every piece of flesh we see whether it be a hug, smooch, whatever. Tvs gotta get turned off folks along with all the trash on the kiddie flicks.
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Tweety Bird, RR 72 Comments [5/25/2009 7:35:59 AM]
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kay

I think tweetybird needs a hug.

5/25/2009 7:37:07 AM



I thought I thaw a Puttytat!!

5/25/2009 7:48:58 AM

BobsOldSocks

"I think people are hurting and lonely because they need the Lord Jesus Christ in their lives..."

How can I or anyone else be "hurting" for a fictional, made-up, imaginary, make-believe, legendary, mythical, mythological, fabulous, non-existent, unreal character from a book of fairy tales?

As for the rest? You seem incredibly repressed; see a therapist.

5/25/2009 7:53:09 AM

Lucilius

So you leap from "someone needs a hug" straight into the porno-funk soundtrack? I think there's only one perv here, Twit, and it's you.

5/25/2009 7:53:21 AM

D Laurier.

Tweety Bird?
You sexualize human contact.
You try to sell a cult.

Go away

5/25/2009 8:03:07 AM

Elia

Forget your invisible best friend, how about some sanity?

5/25/2009 8:07:15 AM



I think people are hurting and lonely because they need the Lord Jesus Christ in their lives, hearts, need to be born again.

No, no - they need a Labrador retriever or Harvey the Rabbit in their lives and hearts. Then they'll never be alone! Plus Harvey and Fido don't tell you that you have to kiss their butts every Sunday or they won't be friends with you any more or bitch about who you sleep with or what music you listen to.

5/25/2009 8:11:24 AM

Spaceamoeba

Awww hugs and kisses are nice, you will really be missing out!

5/25/2009 8:30:21 AM

Grigadil

No thanks, I pass on your 'Lord Jesus Christ Fan Club'. I'll just hammer nails into my skull instead.

5/25/2009 8:31:47 AM

werewolf

If they give it away for free, they are not prostitutes.

Get thee to a dictionary!

5/25/2009 8:38:29 AM



Yes, it's funny how many children are born out of hugging people.

5/25/2009 8:46:17 AM

Mudak

Maybe people are hurting and lonely because they need more than just hugs... :)

I need a hug now. Who wants to hug me? And then we can see where that leads...

5/25/2009 9:03:09 AM

shykid

Notice how she says hugs between women are fine but doesn't say anything about hugs between men. I reckon male affection is automatically teh gay.

5/25/2009 9:03:15 AM

Pyena

So now it's not just sex, it's any form of affectionate contact that's evil and immoral?

That sounds like my high school principal and his incredibly strict PDA rules.

5/25/2009 9:07:14 AM

Man Called True

What's sad is that he's actively encouraging people to retreat into their shells, afraid to so much as brush against someone for fear of "sinning".

If anyone's doing wrong here, it's you, Tweety.

5/25/2009 9:10:53 AM

Marc

So, you're saying my mother and sister and daughter are whores and I'm committing incest by showing affection?

5/25/2009 9:23:02 AM

Giveitaday

I think

No, you don't think. That's the problem with you fundies, You are far too quick to let others do your thinking for you.

people are hurting and lonely because they need the Lord Jesus Christ in their lives

That's funny, I'm neither hurting or lonely and I don't give a single whit about your "christ". Jesus is about as useful to me as a cup of water is to a drowning man. When I was a christian I had to put up with you holier than thou types telling me that everything bad that happened to me was my fault because I didn't love "god" and baby jesus enough.

hearts

Wouldn't having jesus in your heart lead to some pretty severe health issues?

need to be born again.

Once was enough. i wouldn't want to be anything like most of the "born-agains" I know. Holier-than-thou arrogance is not a trait i'd like to have. To many of the born agains that I know personally seem to think that they are now somehow better than everyone else and that it's there god given duty to run all non-christians and the non-IFB christians out of town, or to mercilessly torment them until they leave of their own accord.

I don't think hugs or kisses are going to make it better.

And I don't think that anyone over the age of 5 actually believes that either.

The Lord intended us to keep the huggin/kissing to our spouse

Did he now? Why did he forget to put it into the bible? Or did "god" give this special revalation exclusively to you?

Hugs between women sure but men and women who ain't married should not be coppin a free feel (lets be honest here).

My best friend is a girl, we've been friends for years, and neither of us has ever used a hug to "cop a feel". What the fuck is up with you people? Are you so repressed that you can't even fathom the idea that a man and a woman can be friends without the man trying to get into her pants somehow?

They are attempting to turn women into prostitutes who give it away for free

Prostitutes don't give anything away for free. If they did then they wouldn't be prostitutes. You can't honestly think thaat there is some kind of conspiricy to turn all women into sluts, can you? Oh... Wait a sec... Rapture Ready... huh? You'll believe just about anything without question, won't you?

Just cause we want something does not mean it is right to have.

You people are so repressed that you really think that everything is about sex. It's pathetic, really, really pathetic.

Just because we wish we could touch everything we see does not mean that is what the Lord intended us to do, touch every piece of flesh we see whether it be a hug, smooch, whatever.

You're making a pretty big assumption about a lot of people you don't even know. Not everybodys mind it as focused exclusively on sexual innuendo as yours is. Further more, who are you to decide what your "god" does or doesn't intend? If men and women were not supposed to come into physical contact before marriage then why didn't your "god" spell that out in his holy book?

Tvs gotta get turned off folks along with all the trash on the kiddie flicks.

What the fuck are you going on about?

5/25/2009 9:26:16 AM

A Friend

Hugging is sexual. What fucking decade does this person live in. Shit, I bet she would be considered "old fashioned" if she lived in the 40's.

5/25/2009 9:37:20 AM



I hug my friend all the time, How come she has given me any children?

5/25/2009 9:47:29 AM

Dio Fa

@#960463,

You did! You did! You did thaw a puttytat!

5/25/2009 10:08:21 AM

pfft

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-pictures-hugs-are-now-available.jpg

5/25/2009 10:09:27 AM

Jedi Knight

I am neither hurting nor lonely, thank you! And I don't want Jesus in my life. An honest hug never hurt anyone.

5/25/2009 10:20:28 AM

Thundersqueaks

*sigh* Is shaking hands ok, Tweety? Or do you consider that to be foreplay?

5/25/2009 10:21:00 AM

aaa

Somebody here doesn't understand how sex works.

5/25/2009 10:29:32 AM

Pule Thamex

Thanks for the kind offer Tweety Bird. But no thanks. Being born once was enough of a traumatic experience for a claustrophobia sufferer the first time. I prefer the 'love-tunnel' functionality of a woman's vagina to the 'birthing-tunnel' functionality.

Still, I do commend you on your fearless commitment to readily and openly admit your hard, cold, and distant nature. Those characteristics are the ideal status to aim for if you want to be an up and coming fundie. And boy, have you succeeded. Bet you didn't really need to try though, did you?

Oh yes! Quickly, before I go, do you have any news yet on the predicted persecution of the Rapture Ready site by the President of the USA, Barak Obama?

I'm sorry I can't offer a hug, but I must rush as far away from you as is possible.

5/25/2009 10:29:55 AM
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