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The Bible states that the beings of the heavens came down to earth and defiled themselves with woman and had giants as offspring and taught man many sinful things. The punishment was to be thrown out into the waste land and pile on large stones to trap them into the depths of the earth. They were also forbidden to have any more interaction with the humans.

This is the reason for the original Pyramids to cap the entrance of where they were cast into the earth to be held until the coming judgement for their acts. This is also the reason there are different Pyramids around the different regions of the earth. I would even venture to say that if we were to count the original ancient Pyramids we would come very close to the number of heavenly beings that came to earth and defiled themselves and were cast into the earth. Further I would say that the reason for each Pyramid to have a different astrological significance and being built in direct alignment with there original constellation in the heavens is because that's where they came form. Also the date can be calculated as of to the alignment of when they were cast down.

The Bible is a divine book with several messages and to me the most important besides the actual existence of God is that it is a History book and history always repeats itself.

Look one time at EZEKIEL 1 it tells of God riding in on an extraterrestrial machine and giving instructions to warn thous around him. He is also told latter in the book that if the people he gives the messages to warn others does not warn them, that they themselves will die.

Again look at the message in Revelations , it calls for the destruction of the surface of the earth and the cleansing of the human race. This tells me not only has it happened before but it will soon happen again.

The messages are once again coming in from the same source and once again most of society is not listening. The exact messenger as before in the form of an extraterrestrial machine has left what we call crop circles and these can be easily seen as signs of warning of the coming devastation.

The first crop circle I saw that gave me no doubt of this warning was the one of a simple triangle with a circle around each tip. This is clearly the sign for shelter. I started looking at other crop circles and of course found many to be misleading and more than likely fake, but some are truly fascinating and elaborate with definite links to the Mayan calendar and other ancient cultures. This is not to be taken lightly and if God delivered his messages in the past with this method I for one plan to listen to them.

I am for some reason getting these and other messages from like a thought that is not mine for about a month and would like some help to process them. Thank You

Nathan, Grace Centered Christian Forums 52 Comments [5/25/2009 7:37:59 AM]
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whiskey tango foxtrot

the fail is strong in this one

5/25/2009 7:43:00 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"... it tells of God riding in on an extraterrestrial machine ..."

In the immortal words of Mr. Spock, "Why would a god need a space ship?"

5/25/2009 7:43:49 AM

Old Scrotum

I needed a knife and fork to get through this.

5/25/2009 7:50:25 AM

BobsOldSocks

Looney Tunes.

5/25/2009 7:55:13 AM

John

Didn't Velikovsky and von Däniken pretty much beat this kind of nonsense to death?

5/25/2009 8:06:11 AM

il Palazzo

"The Bible states that the beings of the heavens came down to earth and defiled themselves with woman and had giants as offspring and taught man many sinful things."
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What the...? Since when did you guys become polytheistic?

5/25/2009 8:14:58 AM

Mayhem


5/25/2009 8:19:00 AM

Grigadil

Zowie! Another pyramid myth!

5/25/2009 8:26:01 AM

werewolf

I think he's referring to the Ori.


5/25/2009 8:36:35 AM



Better luck next time. The pyramids were made by Pagans to either praise their own gods or bury their leaders.

5/25/2009 8:43:40 AM

Mudak

Certainly I can't be the only one who read this and thought, "where do you begin on this one?"

I can only hope that the other Christians around are scratching their heads as much as we are...

5/25/2009 9:00:52 AM

Man Called True

Where's that picture of the tinfoil-hatter with "IT'S A CONSPIRACY!" when I need it?

5/25/2009 9:01:08 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

And how would you know all this? Have you somehow ventured beneath said pyramids and seen this (possibly finding an ancient text in your own handwriting)?

5/25/2009 9:07:26 AM

LDM

They make a special hospital just for people like you.

5/25/2009 9:07:50 AM

David B.

"I am for some reason getting these and other messages from like a thought that is not mine for about a month and would like some help to process them."

If the haldol isn't working, ask for "navane" or "acuphase".

5/25/2009 9:08:48 AM

Marc

I am for some reason getting these and other messages from like a thought that is not mine for about a month and would like some help to process them.

Probably because you're forgetting to take your meds, again.

@Jezebel's Evil Sister: It was Captain Kirk, actually. "What would God need with a starship?"

5/25/2009 9:21:56 AM

Papabear

Crop circles ARE real. They are real circles made in real crops.

5/25/2009 9:36:38 AM

pfft

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/funny-pictures-cats-want-to-give-you-a-pamphlet.jpg

5/25/2009 9:40:54 AM



This is more CSTDT.

5/25/2009 9:44:30 AM

Horsefeathers

This sounds like a bad Christian Sci-Fi film pitch...

5/25/2009 9:50:07 AM

Pule Thamex

Insane. Love it. And strangely humourous. Well done Nathan. You're an inspiration to us all.

On a slightly more serious note, what are your ideas about the strange sightings in the vestibule of a giant, headless prostitute and the weird goings-on between the priesthood and the egg-and-spoon junior championship team out behind the bike sheds?

5/25/2009 9:57:25 AM

Dio Fa

These nice men with the white jackets and butterfly nets are here to take you to someone who will help you process these thoughts. Go quickly and quietly with them.

5/25/2009 10:03:55 AM

Sisyphus

Dude! What are you on and where can I get some?!

5/25/2009 10:27:54 AM

aaa

Wake me up when the good part of this post comes in.

5/25/2009 10:34:50 AM

shykid


5/25/2009 10:36:36 AM
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