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Christian Conservative Politicians

I want Christian Conservative Politicians to run for office that state they will represent good people and rebuke/execute evil people.

I want a Christian Conservative Politician that will represent the Christian side in the Cultural War.

There is a cultural war in America between Christians and Atheists. This war is being fought on the battlefield of politics. The battles are in the voting booth. The prize in the cultural war is the hearts, minds and souls of the children. The Atheistic liberal news media greatly influences both domestic and foreign policy by constantly reporting only bad news about Christians, Conservatives and Republicans and only good news about atheists, liberals and democrats. The agenda of the Atheistic liberal news media is to promote evolution, extreme environmentalism, socialism, feminism, pornography, abortion, adultery, homosexuality and the Atheistic Lifestyle by having democrats in control of government.

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The government should rebuke evil as in the Stop Smoking campaign where people are told, "Is there anything dumber than smoking". There needs to be a similar program for adultery, homosexuality, obesity, etc.

The Church needs to rebuke sin/evil in obedience to God and the government needs to rebuke evil because of health and safety reasons.

clirus, Christian Forums 66 Comments [5/25/2009 7:43:12 AM]
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teh_crzy

Separation of Church and State.

And Christians *vastly* outnumber atheists in this country.

Well, depending on who counts as Christians and who doesn't *snigger*

Plus, a campaign that uses "Is there anything dumber than smoking" as its slogan is...pretty fucking weak.

5/25/2009 7:44:21 AM

Lucilius

I hope you get your wish, clirus. A slate of ranting zealots such as you envision is the best way to guarantee that reasonable people get overwhelmingly elected.

5/25/2009 7:56:02 AM



I want a Christian Conservative Politician that will represent the Christian side in the Cultural War.

They tried that. You lost.

5/25/2009 8:00:04 AM

shykid

The government should rebuke evil as in the Stop Smoking campaign where people are told, "Is there anything dumber than smoking". There needs to be a similar program for adultery, homosexuality, obesity, etc.

How about a "Is there anything dumber than being a bitter, bigoted, self-righteous old bat?" campaign?

5/25/2009 8:12:37 AM

Mayhem

Hey, clitoris, why don't you just move to Saudi Arabia, where you'll be happy?

5/25/2009 8:16:45 AM

Grigadil

Um yeah, the word of the week is 'rebuke'. You associate it strongly with 'execute', but never mind. It's your fantasy.

Relax, clirus, we liberal atheists will never stoop to your level of batshit social manipulation.

5/25/2009 8:21:01 AM

werewolf

If, by some cosmic mischance, "sin/evil" did disappear, what would be left for you to complain about?

If everyone believed (or pretended to) as you do, who would you persecute next?


5/25/2009 8:33:07 AM



You want that, but you are unable to convince 150 million voters to do so and you're not morally superior to them to impose your will. Good luck if you wanna die of cancer.

5/25/2009 8:36:10 AM



And I want six million dollars to take care of my children and make comes end. And thanks to your "conservative" polititian, we're on one of the worst crisis since the Great Depression. That's why he lost.

5/25/2009 8:42:37 AM

Mudak

He talks about promoting evolution, extreme environmentalism, socialism, feminisim, pornography, abortion, adultery, homosexuality, and the Atheistic Lifestyle as though they were a bad ting.

(That said, I'm not entirely sure what the Atheistic Lifestyle really entails...)

5/25/2009 8:57:25 AM

David B.

Yeah, I want Christian conservatives to represent all that too. That way we'll never end up with one of these loonies in office again.

The constitution, protecting Joe Average from zealous fuckwits since 1787.

5/25/2009 9:05:28 AM

LDM

So get up off your lazy whiny ass, run for office on that platform, and see how many votes you get.

5/25/2009 9:06:11 AM

Marc

rebuke/execute evil people.

Given that your definition of "evil" includes "all non-(true)Christians, I don't think your plan has too much of a chance of working.

5/25/2009 9:10:27 AM

Headache

"Is there anything dumber than smoking"

Is there anything dumber than religion?
If there is, it must be the followers of religion!

5/25/2009 9:15:57 AM

A Friend

Atheistic lifestyle? Do you mean one that embraces science. Well if that's the case, get the fuck off your computer.

5/25/2009 9:23:23 AM

Papabear

"I want Christian Conservative Politicians to run for office that state they will represent good people and rebuke/execute evil people."

Who gets to decide who the good people are?

There is quite a range between rebuke and execute. Are those the only options?



"I want a Christian Conservative Politician that will represent the Christian side in the Cultural War."

Which Christian side?


"There is a cultural war in America between Christians and Atheists. This war is being fought on the battlefield of politics."

I think the battle may be between the knowledgeable and the ignorant, the skeptical and the gullible.


"The battles are in the voting booth. The prize in the cultural war is the hearts, minds and souls of the children."

Such a shame that we have to have a "war" about whether or not to teach children facts and critical thinking.


"The Atheistic liberal news media greatly influences both domestic and foreign policy by constantly reporting only bad news about Christians, Conservatives and Republicans and only good news about atheists, liberals and democrats."

My, aren't you the "persecuted," paranoid one.


"The agenda of the Atheistic liberal news media is to promote evolution, extreme environmentalism, socialism, feminism, pornography, abortion, adultery, homosexuality and the Atheistic Lifestyle by having democrats in control of government."

I am unaware of an actual Atheistic liberal news media agenda, though most of the items you mention do seem worthy of wide support.

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"The government should rebuke evil as in the Stop Smoking campaign where people are told, "Is there anything dumber than smoking". There needs to be a similar program for adultery, homosexuality, obesity, etc."

Let's start with the "Is there anything dumber than religion" campaign.


"The Church needs to rebuke sin/evil in obedience to God and the government needs to rebuke evil because of health and safety reasons"

What about when the Church is evil?

5/25/2009 9:31:42 AM



A christian wanting to force their beliefs on us through the government? I'm shocked! well not that shocked...

5/25/2009 9:34:24 AM

Equalist

I hate those anti smoking commercials. Every time I see one I feel the need to light up.

5/25/2009 9:39:04 AM



Labeling the other side as "evil" is not going to go well for you.

5/25/2009 9:42:19 AM

Pule Thamex

The commanders of the army of fundamentalism enjoy their little perks of earthly existence too much. For instance, remove the porn industry, and who's to say that the abuse of women and children by the rabid pastors of oblivion won't increase? Is it homosexuality when, for example, a priest and a choirboy have an extra-scriptural liaison?

What is needed is a war between Christians and fundamentalists. To all genuine Christians I say, the mockery and hijacking of your religion by the empty skulled advocates of hell on Earth is derisory. It is up to you to help in the defeat of these evil, and in some cases, purely mis-guided, fools.

5/25/2009 9:44:58 AM

Zeus Almighty

I want conservative National Socialist politicians to run for office that state they will represent good people and rebuke/execute evil people.
I want a conservative National Socialist politician that will represent the christian side in the Jew War.
There is a cultural war in Germany between Christians and Jews. This war is being fought on the battlefield to deny the ascent of European Jewry. The battles are on the streets of Berlin. The prize in the cultural war is the hearts, minds and souls of decent volken children. The Jew-run liberal news media greatly influences both domestic and foreign policy by constantly reporting only bad news about National Socialists, conservatives and the great Christian man who wants to rule our 1000-year reich!
The agenda of the Jew/liberal news media is to promote tolerance of fellow humans, perversion of the great German master race and the Jew Lifestyle by having non-National Socialists in control of government.

Fixed.

5/25/2009 9:53:01 AM

Dio Fa

Your country has had Republicans and Republican wannabes in power for the vast majority of the last 40 years. Truly a testament to the influence and power of the "Atheistic liberal news media".

5/25/2009 9:57:18 AM

szena

What a great idea! That will essentially take the fundies out of the election process by segregating them into a fringe party.

5/25/2009 10:29:26 AM



**Labeling the other side as "evil" is not going to go well for you.**

Seems to be working well for the Autobots.

5/25/2009 10:31:53 AM

aaa

You hear that? That's me laughing at your impotence.

5/25/2009 10:32:45 AM
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