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What do you do different?


What are some things you do differently because of the feelings that the Rapture may occur very soon?

I don't drive with my cruise control anymore. I don't want my vehicle maintaining its speed once I leave the vehicle and taking out a bunch of people

sahopper, RR 61 Comments [5/27/2009 9:54:50 AM]
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Dio Fa

On behalf of all the heathens who will not be raptured, I thank you for your consideration.

Right.

5/27/2009 9:57:37 AM

draco_nite

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR-

-oh wait.

5/27/2009 10:02:29 AM



Eh this isn't too bad. At least he's being considerate of people as a opposed to the fundies who want to see everyone die after they get "raptured"

5/27/2009 10:03:31 AM

Amanda

I laughed at this for some reason.

5/27/2009 10:06:59 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Well, that's nice, I guess. It's the thought that counts. Not really sure this counts as a thought, though.

5/27/2009 10:10:17 AM

dpareja

What do you care about the heathens who get left behind?

But at least you seem to care, so you're a sight better than most other RR-tards.

How long before he gets banned?

5/27/2009 10:10:37 AM

aaa

CRUISE CONTROL IS CAPS LOCK OF DRIVING.

5/27/2009 10:15:01 AM

werewolf

Smart of you if such an event could really happen.

5/27/2009 10:18:17 AM

Zeus Almighty

To be really sure, maybe you should not even drive your car at all any more.
And you should definitely not have pets or even house plants, because who would care for them after you're gone? No need for you to be involved in politics and voting or other things of this world, as it's in the last throes of the insurgency. (Isn't a black U.S. president one of the signs of the Apocalypse? The way you people go on, one would think so).
In fact, I'm thinking you should go live in an underground bunker in Idaho and just wait for the crapture. After all, it's any minute now, right?

5/27/2009 10:31:51 AM

CailinBan

LOL - somebody else said: "i wouldn't be buying any green banannas........... "

5/27/2009 10:37:20 AM

Arts_Myth

I wonder how many are racking up huge credit card bills they figure they won't have to pay? How many are opting out of retirement plans so they can use that money now (presumably for bibles to leave to all their non-believing acquaintances)? Same for insurance policies. Cashing out their life's savings? Stop exercising?

Not surprisingly, most of the things they'd do differently tend to be the short-term stuff. Strange, that.

5/27/2009 10:43:48 AM

Grigadil

Well bless your pointy little head.

5/27/2009 10:57:43 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Maybe you just shouldn't drive at all. That sounds like a practical solution to the problem of accidentally harming people if you suddenly disappear into an alternate dimension. Try not to ever grab fragile objects either, don't want to be ruining them were you to be suddenly beamed up.

5/27/2009 11:04:51 AM



But then it will suddenly stop and people will crash into it! How inconsiderate!

5/27/2009 11:15:45 AM

Horsefeathers

"I don't drive with my cruise control anymore. I don't want my vehicle maintaining its speed once I leave the vehicle and taking out a bunch of people"

Guess your omnipotent god would be too busy giving you all high-fives on the way up to Heaven to stop the car, eh?

5/27/2009 11:25:05 AM

Osiris

I would use Cruise Control but mine's broke.

5/27/2009 11:30:19 AM

Old Viking

It's the thought -- or what passes for thought in some circles -- that counts.

5/27/2009 11:42:19 AM

Vince

but if their still there then wouldn't that mean they deserve it?

5/27/2009 12:00:28 PM

NecroVMX

A considerate idiot!

5/27/2009 12:09:08 PM

Thinking Allowed

Thanks for your concern.

5/27/2009 12:09:09 PM



John


What are some things you do differently because of the feelings that the Rapture may occur very soon?

Uh ... drool on your shoes?

5/27/2009 12:28:18 PM

Papabear

I hold my scrotum when I feel a sneeze comi... oh, wait, you said "rapture." My mistake.

5/27/2009 12:29:02 PM

Mister Spak

How about saving for retirement? Have you stopped doing that?

5/27/2009 12:33:39 PM

El Zorro

That's actually very thougful of you, sahopper.

It can also be useful if you get a sudden stroke or heart attack, something more likely to happen than the Rapture.

5/27/2009 12:42:48 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Hard to believe.

5/27/2009 12:59:43 PM
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