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Atheists, not agnostics, do believe in God. They hate him, that's all.
[5/27/2009 9:54:59 AM]
Fundie Index: 78
I don't hate God, I just hate you.
5/27/2009 9:58:14 AM
If your god were real, I would hate him.
5/27/2009 9:59:45 AM
Jezebel's Evil Sister
True, I do hate bible god — but no more than I hate any other
5/27/2009 10:00:58 AM
So, agnostics aren't sure whether they hate god?
5/27/2009 10:02:11 AM
You know what else I hate? Unicorns. And Zeus. And Thor. And leprechauns - nasty little buggers.
No, wait. I don't hate them. I don't believe in them. There is a difference.
5/27/2009 10:02:34 AM
My firstborn is an atheist and he doesn't hate your god...he just finds him non-existent and irrelevant.
5/27/2009 10:03:24 AM
So agonstics, people who claim to only not know if God exists and pretend like they are somehow neutral on this whole issue don't believe in God, and atheists who claim to not believe in God but they actually do but claim to not because they GAW this is too stupid!
5/27/2009 10:03:27 AM
How can you hate someone who doesn't exist?
5/27/2009 10:04:17 AM
Atheist: "I don't believe in your god".
Fundie: (jumping up and down, throwing a temper tantrum)
"You DO! You do SO! You believe in God and you KNOW it! You just hate him! And you're going to hell for it."
Aw, shut up.
5/27/2009 10:04:19 AM
Right. So atheists, who by definition "deny the existence of God," believe in god...
Also, Agnostics seem to tend towards "I don't care, go away you irritating little person."
5/27/2009 10:11:29 AM
I don't hate anyone or anything, especially not a fictitious character. Try to get it through your thick skull: just because *you* can't imagine not believing in god doesn't mean the rest of us a similarly constrained.
5/27/2009 10:13:24 AM
I don't know what alternative universe this guy's conception of an atheist comes from, but i am pretty sure it's the one where A. hitler is the paragon of virtue.
5/27/2009 10:18:55 AM
Well, if I would believe that god, exactly as described in the bible existed, I would surely hate him, as the descriptions in the old testament let him appear as a despotic entity, worse than Hitler, for which the life of most humans hasn´t much worth.
Fortunately, despite being neither an atheist or an agnostic, I have absolutely no doubt that the bible is something written by humans, which deosn´t have too much to do with any real actions by divine entities.
Btw. what about people who believe not in your god, but some other divine entity, be it Shiva, Odin, the invisible pink unicorn or whatever...
do they also hate god and this is the reason why they have another faith?
5/27/2009 10:21:04 AM
So agonstics, people who claim to only not know if God exists and pretend like they are somehow neutral on this whole issue
Hey now! As an agnostic, I don't "pretend" to be neutral, I
The militant agnostic in me would say "You don't know and neither do I!" and would leave it at that.
To hate or not to hate is not applicable for me, I just don't care. I
what people say, think and/or do in the name of religion but hate is too strong of a word for even that.
5/27/2009 10:21:39 AM
Fundies, not atheists, do believe in dictionaries. They hate using them, that's all.
5/27/2009 10:23:37 AM
Have you ever been an atheist? If not, how do you know what they feel? Why hate someone who doesn't, to their knowledge, exist?
5/27/2009 10:26:00 AM
Sorry no, I dont hate your God character.
I dont hate ANY imaginary beings
5/27/2009 10:42:48 AM
Oh, look. A fundie who is unclear on the concept of atheism. How unusual.
5/27/2009 10:52:47 AM
If god were real, he'd hate everyone, even you raptards.
5/27/2009 10:54:12 AM
Allegory for Jesus
Just like Christians really hate that there Shiva, Zeus, Thor, Ra and Amaterasu, amirite?
5/27/2009 10:54:25 AM
"Also, Agnostics seem to tend towards "I don't care, go away you irritating little person." "
Ditto - as a reformed atheist - no deny just apathy to the point. Still have opinions about organized religion though.
5/27/2009 11:04:13 AM
Wow, well at least s/he spelled "atheist" right, that's new.
5/27/2009 11:06:06 AM
Mmmm hmm, keep telling yourself that.
5/27/2009 11:07:20 AM
danged doubled comments.
why can't I see the original post, anyway
5/27/2009 11:07:42 AM
I don't believe in your Christian definition of god in any way, shape, or form, but if he was real I'd be eager to beat seven shades of shit out of him.
5/27/2009 11:15:02 AM