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the liberal's have booted God out of our classrooms and instead tell kids that they are just the son's and daughter's of monkey's on a planet that created itself by accident. then they wonder why kids turn to drugs and homosexuality and start killing each other.

Darwinists might hate morals and values but this is a Christian country and theyd do well to remember that.

Live 4 Jesus, Yahoo Answers 72 Comments [5/27/2009 12:40:04 PM]
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torako

in before treaty of tripoli

5/27/2009 12:46:52 PM

torako

(sorry double post)

5/27/2009 12:47:05 PM

Zeus Almighty

It's kind of hard to take seriously the "argument" (and I use that term loosely) of someone whose punctuation is worse than a second grader's.

5/27/2009 12:48:44 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

I could've sworn the Constitution says overwise

5/27/2009 12:49:17 PM

Lord X

Yeah and freedom of religion and separation of church and state don't say otherwise...

5/27/2009 12:54:57 PM

JohnTheAtheist

No. This is a secular country populated mostly by christians..

Your personal feelings on evolution are irrelevant. Whether you like it or not doesn't make it any less true.

The amazing thing is that the truth of evolution is so much more beautiful then the genesis creation story. It is like the coolest thing that ever happened.

5/27/2009 12:57:33 PM

shykid

Looks more like Homeskool 4 Jesus to me.

Also, chance != accident, evolutionary predecessors of primates != sons and daughters of monkeys, and separation of church and state != the cause of social problems and homosexuality.

5/27/2009 12:59:58 PM

TheReligiousCommie

Treaty of tripoli, Liberal countries have less murders, etc

5/27/2009 1:03:32 PM

Swedish Pagan

Start killling each other? START killing? Does Cain and Abel mean anything to you? It is difficult to find a book with more killing, maiming and violence in it, than the bible. Yes, that kind of morals is not pleasant. Values has to be specified, what kind of values are you talking about?

Darwin is not a deity, his theory has flaws, and he was far from the first, nor the last, to come up with the rather obvious theory of evolution.

5/27/2009 1:04:22 PM



Apostrophes don't work that way.

Homosexuality doesn't work that way.

The American constitution doesn't work that way.

... I could go on and on, but you see where I'm going with this, right?

Yes, dear Live 4 Jesus, you fail.

5/27/2009 1:16:19 PM

HeathenAngel

1. No one tells their children or your children that they are the "son's[sic] and daughter's[sic] of monkey's[sic] on a planet that created itself by accident".. no one other than you silly-assed fundies who attempt to use that strawman.

2. Would you like to guess which demographic has more kids that turn to drugs and start killing each other? Not atheists and other rationalists, that's for sure.

3. Homosexuality is not something that people "turn to". Men and women are born either gay or straight. Nice try though, idiot.

4. What the hell is a "darwinist"? And why is it that you think they hate morals and values, when it is YOUR ilk that have caused the deaths, tortures and hardships of more humans than any other group?

5. If you are referring to the US as being a "christian country", you are dumber than I first gave you credit for. How about check into a little thing called the US Constitution, and the Treaty of Tripoli.

Thank you, and have a GROOVY day.

5/27/2009 1:16:26 PM

freako104

Funny my parents are liberals and they never said that. And most school shooters were bullied. They turn to drugs possibly as an escape. No one turns to homosexuality.



If this is a Christian country, why does the first amendment say it won't endorse it over another religion? And "darwinists" don't hate morals. They just don't share yours.

5/27/2009 1:19:15 PM

Dio Fa

If liberals are so powerful, they can kick your god out of a classroom, then perhaps you should start worshipping liberals.

5/27/2009 1:19:57 PM

Efrain

I'd rather be a monkey than a magical dirt clod, made by a supposedly omnipotent, omnibenevolent asshole.

5/27/2009 1:20:01 PM

Horsefeathers

"the liberal's have booted God out of our classrooms and instead tell kids that they are just the son's and daughter's of monkey's on a planet that created itself by accident."

Which fucking school did you attend? That's not how I remember it at all.

"then they wonder why kids turn to drugs and homosexuality and start killing each other."

Obviously because the sky is blue.

Hey, it's just as valid as your reasoning.

"Darwinists might hate morals and values but this is a Christian country and theyd do well to remember that."

"Darwinists" haven't been around for 150 years. You know, since way back when they stopped using the word "Darwinist" and "Darwinism".

Also, the Treaty of Tripoli would disagree with your notion of this being a "Christian country".

5/27/2009 1:28:03 PM

breakerslion

Funny word salad smells funny.

Oh, and speak for yourself re. monkeys for parents.

Live 4 Jesus, die 4 stupid.

Okay, I'm done.

5/27/2009 1:33:17 PM

Symos

You know, witch burnings wasn't particularly moral

5/27/2009 1:44:39 PM



Meh. Fundy 101. Play us a new tune.

5/27/2009 1:47:34 PM

Runehawk

That's right, y'all: everyone *knows* for a fact that drugs and homosexuality and killing each other simply *didn't* exist until AFTER Darwin created Evilution. <grin> -r

5/27/2009 1:48:25 PM

John

"My 500,000 x great grandmother was a monkey, so it's OK to kill this guy for his cell phone." Yeah, I'll bet criminals use that one every day. [/sarcasm]

5/27/2009 1:53:02 PM

D Laurier.

"the liberal's have booted God out of our classrooms and instead tell kids that they are just the son's and daughter's of monkey's on a planet that created itself by accident."
I see... When did this happen?
And where?

Heres a clue;
Neither the federal nor provincial liberals have ever done any of the batshit insane things you are accusing them of.
The liberals have favoured small to medium business over the mega corporations.
They have shifted tax dollars away from corporate bailouts in favour of responsible capitalism.

*** And a total non-sequitur****

"Darwinists might hate morals and values..."
Or they might not. But that is neither here nor there. The Darwinists had their day, and their economic fantasys of unlimited consumption without cost or consequence, were rudely shot down in 1928 by economic reality.



5/27/2009 1:56:43 PM

Cy

APOSTROPHES ARE NOT NECESSARY TO CREATE PLURALS.

Why can this person get it right in "classrooms", "drugs", "Darwinists", "morals" and "values", but not "liberals", "sons", "daughters" or "monkeys"?

The only word in this post that requires an apostrophe is "they'd" - and oh, look, it doesn't have one!

5/27/2009 1:57:38 PM

Paschal Wagner

this is a Christian country and theyd do well to remember that.

"...or else." Yes, you're very moral.

But OK, so can we agree that everyone outside the Christian States Of America evolved?

5/27/2009 2:06:32 PM

Zeus Almighty

@ Cy

Noticed the same thing on "theyd" after all the other unnecessary apostrophes ... possible Poe?

5/27/2009 2:12:46 PM



Uh, both drugs and homosexuality existed long, LONG before Origin was published (along with just about everything else fundies try to "blame" on evolutionary theory)...

5/27/2009 2:13:51 PM
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