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how could they find out the age of the universe when they are not sure if the speed of light was constant during the big bang, how are they sure that at the time of the bang the speed was not 3000 or a million times the speed of light. Some scientists are retarded they think they know things, but they don’t. God created the universe, there was no big bang and God is going to come back to judge it, so get ready and read the Bible and put your trust in Jesus Christ

vanityvideo, Rocketboom 62 Comments [5/27/2009 9:14:49 PM]
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Zeus Almighty

"Some scientists are retarded they think they know things, but they don’t."

Hey there, Pot, meet Mr. Kettle.

5/28/2009 3:43:09 PM

CrazyRoper

Well you've got me convinced.

5/28/2009 7:41:24 PM

Nyssa of Aachen

That's why the European Space Agency launched 2 space telescopes, Herschel & Planck, (Sorry for asking, but can someone tell me the alt+gr code for a umlauted a), full of scientific instruments, towards Earth's L2 point, in order to determine conditions of the early universe...
Incidentally, which God created the universe, as several religions, have a creator god in their mythology...?

5/29/2009 7:06:31 AM

Grammarnazi

I was going to comment on this as Marc, but you deserve a special Grammarnazi scoring for the irony of one of your comments.

how could they find out the age of the universe when they are not sure if the speed of light was constant during the big bang,

1) Capital "H" in "how." -1

2) I'm pretty sure that "big bang" gets capitalized. I'm not positive, however, so I'm not going to dock you any points here.

3) Question mark after "bang." -1

how are they sure that at the time of the bang the speed was not 3000 or a million times the speed of light.

1) Capital "H" again. -1

2) Question mark, not period, after "light." -1


Some scientists are retarded they think they know things, but they don’t.

1) Semicolon after retarded. -1

2) Okay. Let's stop right here for a second. You're currently at -5 on my grammar scale (-7 if I'm right about "Big Bang"). Are you really certain you want to call someone with (most likely) a doctorate a "retard" at this point?

God created the universe, there was no big bang and God is going to come back to judge it, so get ready and read the Bible and put your trust in Jesus Christ

1) I'd put a period after "it." -1

2) Get rid of "so" and capitalize "get." -2

Overall, you receive a -8 on my grammar scale. Stop calling people "retards" when you can't even use basic English grammar.

5/29/2009 7:07:41 AM



scientists are retarded they know nothing!


but *i* know, because i read it in the book about talking snakes!

6/1/2009 2:14:25 AM

SeekerLancer

"Some Christians are retarded. They think they know things, but they don't."

Fixed it for you.

7/24/2009 9:32:13 AM

Saringuy

it's disgusting. whenever these guys find something that does suggest a 6000 year old universe they immediately assume that whatever they're extrapolating is constant.

4/13/2012 9:12:24 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Speaking of retarded...

4/13/2012 9:50:02 AM

Blue the Thief


4/13/2012 2:52:50 PM

Robespierre

Yes, it is possible that natural laws changed just enough to solve contradictions in one of many creation stories, believed by people who didn't know anything of the world beyond a few hundred miles. But, to the best of our knowledge, nature behaves in a predictable and consistent way, and you are wrong.

8/2/2012 3:32:33 AM

Seeker Lancer

We're perfectly willing to admit we don't know everything for certain and our understanding of the universe will change over time as we learn more.

We're not willing to just give up on it and proclaim that Jesus dictates the speed of light.

8/2/2012 6:11:09 AM



e = mc^2

change c and you change e. either the universe is leaking energy somewhere, or its mass is getting smaller.

Please explain which .


8/2/2012 12:03:33 PM
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