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its funny the way you put it! if you had realy read the story of sodom&gomorrah. two angles came to sodom and lot met them and invited them to his house to stay and eat, b4 they went to bed the dudes from the city came to lots house and told lot to bring them out so they can have sex with them so lot told the men that they can have his 2 virgin daughters so they would noy be gay and sin and back in that time it wasnt rape bcuz the father owned his daughter and they did as theyre told for god

kennethwilkinson, YouTube 79 Comments [5/28/2009 10:13:26 PM]
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SurfinSeaOtter

The angles wanted to teach Lot geometry?

5/28/2009 10:15:45 PM

Lord X

So rape is OK, but consensual (gay) sex isn't? Yeah, go fuck yourself.

5/28/2009 10:20:58 PM

lol what

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5/28/2009 10:24:38 PM

The Skeptic Wept

That's one sick puppy there. The fundies that scare me the most are the ones that will unquestioningly do what they think god wants them to do.

5/28/2009 10:27:37 PM

ausador

Yeah but were the angles acute, right, obtuse, straight, or reflex? Come on man don't leave us hanging without the details!

Oh, and owning people is wrong, in fact it is impossible to "own" another sentient being. Abuse them, yes. Own them, no. But I realize I shouldn't blame you for your ignorance. After all that book of myths that you base your life and entire moral code on never says that it is wrong.


5/28/2009 10:29:20 PM

Evil Pirate Captain Mel

This post is atrocious. Periods, grammar, proper spelling and capitalization would be nice here, kennethwilkinson.

And also, Rape for gawd? Fuck you, kenneth.

5/28/2009 10:29:40 PM

Eden

and told lot to bring them out so they can have sex with them so lot told the men that they can have his 2 virgin daughters so they would noy be gay and sin and back in that time it wasnt rape bcuz the father owned his daughter and they did as theyre told for god

I thought all morals came from god.
So, how can it be that our morals are nowadays more developed than they were in biblical times (with people not being anyones possession and rape being condemned)?
One would expect that, if morals came from god, there would be no major change between nowadays morals and the morals of biblical times.

5/28/2009 10:31:54 PM

Cobby Moggy

How, exactly, do you have sex with an angle? Is a straight angle heterosexual? Or do you mean an Angle as in Angles, Jutes, and Saxons? The Levant is a fair distance to travel just for gay orgies.

5/28/2009 10:32:55 PM

Clown

Yeah, their father owned them and offered them for angry mob to rape. Lot: "Screw my daughter's health and well being. I love two strangers more anyway." And you think it's the way it should be... Damn, I feel sick now.

5/28/2009 11:08:45 PM

Antichrist

Read your own bible

Ezekiel 16:49
This was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness ... neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy.

Jeremiah 23:14
I have seen also in the prophets of Jerusalem an horrible thing: they commit adultery, and walk in lies: they strengthen also the hands of evildoers, that none doth return from his wickedness: they are all of them unto me as Sodom, and the inhabitants thereof as Gomorrah.

5/28/2009 11:43:44 PM

Narwhalman

Okay, I'm usually not a Grammar Nazi, but would it have killed you to use a few more periods? Maybe a little capitalization here and there?

Proper grammar or not, you're still a sick fuck and an embarrassment to the human race. Please do the gene pool a favor and go die in a fire.

5/28/2009 11:53:27 PM

Nowonmai

Uhh no. The man offered is daughters to be gang banged so he could keep entertaining his guests.

5/28/2009 11:54:42 PM

HoJuSimpson

Except in the bible where it's called rape, like the passages about marrying your rapist.

Sexual abuse doesn't stop being sexual abuse because someone "owns" another person.

5/29/2009 12:00:43 AM

Canadia

Kennethwilkinson not only approves of the rape of your children if you feel like whoring them out, but also of english, and my eyes.

5/29/2009 12:05:51 AM

Detrs

I don't know what's more offensive, that misogynistic notion or your grammar.

5/29/2009 12:10:41 AM

Wehpudicabok

YouTube. When Rapture Ready's sheep are too intelligible to truly melt your brain, YouTube is there.

5/29/2009 12:12:04 AM

name

I think Lot was bluffing.

5/29/2009 12:42:29 AM

Night Jaguar

Man, that fails on so many levels.

5/29/2009 12:53:16 AM

LDM

I'm not sure, because I can't even pick out a coherent phrase in that mess, but it sounds like the same excuse Warren Jeffs used for "marrying" all those 12-14 year old girls.

5/29/2009 1:09:12 AM

GigaGuess

It's...like walking through a Salvador Dali painting... O_o

5/29/2009 1:21:03 AM

Lou

Kenneth,



See this? Go die in one.

5/29/2009 2:13:13 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Well that whole audio preview thing they came up with after seeing it in an xkcd strip has had minimal impact, hasn't it?

5/29/2009 2:25:03 AM

Pule Thamex

I see your reading is coming along nicely. At this rate, by next year, you should have advanced to 'Mrs Ploppy Goes To Toytown' or, perhaps, 'Rags The Frisky Puppy And The Adventure Of The Naughty Fairies'.

5/29/2009 2:40:06 AM

The Lazy One

Exactly how does one have sex with an angle? I'm genuinely curious here.

BTW, this quote gave me a headache. I don't have perfect spelling and grammar, but seriously? Word salad much?

5/29/2009 2:48:13 AM



Um, no, the thing with the daughters
had absolutely nothing to do with preventing the men from "being gay".

Classic--He's mocking another poster for having not "realy" read the story, yet he's too stupid to comprehend it correctly himself, let alone write a coherent sentence.

5/29/2009 2:55:44 AM
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