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[Comment on a video in which Michael Savage says the only way to defeat Islamic terrorists is for America to become as religious as they are.]

Oh how America could rebound with a man like Michael Savage as president.
A man you can believe in. He is indeed a NATIONAL TREASURE. I agree with Michael...THERE IS DEFINATELY A GOD and a JESUS HIS SON.
If we're wrong we've lost nothing.
If we're right you who refused to believe have LOST EVERYTHING!
Non believers tell me...what makes more sense here? Don't be foolish.

RDW1455, Youtube 84 Comments [5/30/2009 9:50:14 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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ausador

Sure, thats the solution, we will become even more fanatic than the fanatics and wage genocidal war on the brown people! Who cares if billions die and the whole world economy is destroyed in the process. The starving survivors will be able to stand proudly in front of the ruins of their homes knowing that they won!!!11! [/machoinsanity]

5/30/2009 9:54:51 PM



I've never understood the "One God but Jesus is his Son but there is still One God" line if thinking...

5/30/2009 9:55:21 PM

Dio Fa

If your country tries to out-fanatic these fanatics, then you have not only lost your War on Terror, you will have lost your country.

5/30/2009 10:01:03 PM

Horsefeathers

"He is indeed a NATIONAL TREASURE."

Then he should be locked away in a secured location. Quickly. Preferably some place with rubber wallpaper and jackets with long sleeves.

"I agree with Michael...THERE IS DEFINATELY A GOD and a JESUS HIS SON."

Wonderful. Now provide the evidence for this claim. Per usual, no, the Wholly Babble is not evidence for such a claim for numerous reasons.

"If we're wrong we've lost nothing.
If we're right you who refused to believe have LOST EVERYTHING!"


I'm pretty sure that if Hell exists, there's a special section just for Pascal for coming up with such stupidity. There's probably another section for the idiots who believe it.

"Non believers tell me...what makes more sense here? Don't be foolish."

What make more sense than Pascal's Wager? Damned near anything. Oh, sure. It sounds impressive if you don't think too hard about it and the implications it has for the type of deity you're supposedly worshiping.

5/30/2009 10:27:19 PM

WMDKitty

Michael Savage?

In OUR White House?!

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DO NOT WANT!
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5/30/2009 10:29:52 PM

A Friend

Like OMG! I've dscvrd sumtn calld pascals wager. OMG!! Athiest FTL!!!!!111


But seriously, NO! Fuck you dumbass. If you really think being batshit insane is the direction this nation should head, then you're batshit insane. Michael Savage can die in a fire and so can you since you seem to be all over his nut sack.

5/30/2009 10:45:03 PM

Lord X

Rebound? From what? Obama has been in office for all of 1XX days! He hasn't had a chance to do ANYTHING that isn't fixing your beloved Bush's mess!

5/30/2009 10:51:00 PM



Isn't that cute, the little fundie just discovered Pascal's Wager!

5/30/2009 10:53:49 PM

Lucilius

Little Mikey Weiner's just still pissed because not even Allen Ginsberg would sleep with him.

5/30/2009 10:56:26 PM

Efrain

@Horsefeathers:
Maybe in the warehouse, with the Ark, I mean the same box by the way.
Also,RepublicDongWacker1455,if you're wrong you may just go to a completely different type of hell, so unless you can prove atheism and your religion are the only possibilities, you can shut the fuck up.

5/30/2009 11:06:21 PM

Tiger

Pascal's Wager again. Sigh.

It's not as simple as choosing whether to believe or not. There's also the variety of gods I can choose from once I do believe, and if I pick the wrong one I still go to the big fire below.

And as anyone who's gone through a crisis of faith (whether they relapsed into religiosity or became a non-believer) knows, it's not as simple as deciding "Ok, I'm going to believe in God now."

5/30/2009 11:09:09 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

-yawn- Pascal's Wager, what if you're wrong about Zeus, ho-hum.

5/30/2009 11:15:35 PM



What makes more sense here? Not you, and not Pascal's Wager.

5/30/2009 11:19:48 PM

Vesper

Keep using Pascal's wager. Much like the puns on church billboards it only cheapens your religion.

5/30/2009 11:28:32 PM

Doctor Fishcake

"If we're wrong we've lost nothing."

Only because you probably had no dignity to start with.

5/30/2009 11:43:50 PM

Nowonmai

He is indeed a NATIONAL TREASURE.

Can we bury him?

5/30/2009 11:43:59 PM

Kreasana

Wow, fundies are really still trying to use Pascal's Wager?

5/31/2009 12:00:05 AM

Paschal Wagner

Michael Savage

Real name: Michael Weiner.

That is all.

5/31/2009 12:11:50 AM

Wehpudicabok

oh noes, not Pascal's Wager!! whatever will i do??

5/31/2009 12:49:17 AM

Lunar-Xero

Another "Believe in god 'just in case'" thing?

5/31/2009 12:52:35 AM

Spaceamoeba

It's people like you and him who, to get to heaven, want a hell on Earth.

And that pisses me off.

5/31/2009 1:30:13 AM

Orion

"Michael Savage says the only way to defeat Islamic terrorists is for America to become as religious as they are."

The only way to defeat the Nazi's is to become as anti-semitic and militaristic as they are!

5/31/2009 2:09:01 AM

aaa

If i saw Michael Savage become the POTUS, i'd make sure that he'd be nullified before he ruins everything.

5/31/2009 2:57:12 AM

LDM

"If we're wrong we've lost nothing."

Except our own freedom, dignity, and what little respect we had left from the rest of the world.

"If we're right you who refused to believe have LOST EVERYTHING!"
Ever read the Handmaid's Tale? I like my life as it is, terrorist threats and all, tyvm.



5/31/2009 2:58:00 AM

Marlowe

Michael "Get AIDS and Die, You Pig!" Savage is Jewish (on paper).
Still wanna play?

5/31/2009 3:13:52 AM
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