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[Comment on a video in which Michael Savage says the only way to defeat Islamic terrorists is for America to become as religious as they are.]

Oh how America could rebound with a man like Michael Savage as president.
A man you can believe in. He is indeed a NATIONAL TREASURE. I agree with Michael...THERE IS DEFINATELY A GOD and a JESUS HIS SON.
If we're wrong we've lost nothing.
If we're right you who refused to believe have LOST EVERYTHING!
Non believers tell me...what makes more sense here? Don't be foolish.

RDW1455, Youtube 83 Comments [5/30/2009 9:50:14 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain
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Selkie

How about Fred Savage instead?

5/31/2009 2:26:06 PM

Pule Thamex

Michael Savage? Who he? (I don't really want to know).
You're as dumb as they come. If God created you in His own image, then God must be dumb too.

5/31/2009 2:39:23 PM

Table Rock

The best part is the video in my opinion.

"No one really knows there's God, of course I do..."

5/31/2009 2:46:17 PM

atrasicarius


5/31/2009 2:56:37 PM

Osiris

To defeat terrorists, we have to become terrorists.

I'm glad the UK banned this guy from coming to their country.

5/31/2009 3:03:17 PM

Thejebusfire

[If we're wrong we've lost nothing.]

No. We would destroy our alliances, our economy, and our children's future for nothing.

[what makes more sense here?]

Becoming more fanitical than the terrorist doesn't make any damn sense.
Contray to what you think, you're not the one making sense.

5/31/2009 3:15:01 PM

Sock

Michael Savage is closeted homosexual

5/31/2009 3:48:35 PM

Sock

Michael Savage is closeted homosexual

5/31/2009 3:49:38 PM

Rambler

First time I've used this but saying SAVAGE should be President?

Please tell me this is a Poe!

5/31/2009 4:02:41 PM

13rats

@Slayer "A Jesus? Is there more than one?"

There are quite a few. Jesus makes my pizza most of the time when I order from Dominos. Maybe he's the real one....

5/31/2009 5:25:32 PM

jz456

"Oh how America could rebound with a man like Michael Savage as president."

He would be the only president in history to be barred from entering Britain.

5/31/2009 6:37:01 PM

jz456

"Oh how America could rebound with a man like Michael Savage as president."

He would be the only president in history to be barred from entering Britain.

5/31/2009 6:37:07 PM

Vince

Pascals wager is the very definition of "the word of the law but not the spirit"

If I were god anyone who only claimed to believe in me for a reason like that would get some serious negative points there.



...and who's betting you have no idea that idea is called Pascals wager. and that you also have no idea it was invented by a god damn mathemetician.

5/31/2009 8:08:16 PM



It would be pretty funny if the US president was banned from entering the UK.

5/31/2009 9:08:37 PM



Michael Savage is closeted homosexual

Excuse me, no way we're taking him. (Until such time he's caught in a toilet, tapping.)

5/31/2009 9:10:32 PM

Shawxn

I postulated pascal's wager to my parents when i was like 8, before I ever figured out someone had said it before me. I also figured out why it's batshit fucking insane, mainly the idea that a god that is consistent with the bible would accept such followers, or the black and white fallacy that is the wager's essential nature, arrogantly assuming that christianity is the only religious option.

god damn these people are stupid. Oh and Michael Savage is an awful person, especially if he believes even half of what he says

6/1/2009 1:16:52 AM

The Jamo

Look, how fucking hard is it to spell "definitely" correctly?

"Definitely" stems from "definite", for fuck's sake.

Every one of you imbeciles gets it wrong! You know what; instead of those moronic bibles, maybe that paper would be of better use if we printed a dictionary on it and distributed it pro bono.

6/1/2009 2:56:21 AM

Anon-e-moose

Our country's Home Secretary Jacqui Smith banning that evil slimebag from the UK was the best decision she's made. I don't want that inferior subhuman infecting my nice clean country with his filthy AIDS of right-wing thinking.

"A man you can believe in. He is indeed a NATIONAL TREASURE. I agree with Michael...THERE IS DEFINATELY A GOD and a JESUS HIS SON.
If we're wrong we've lost nothing.
If we're right you who refused to believe have LOST EVERYTHING!
Non believers tell me...what makes more sense here? Don't be foolish."

In denial that your precious Caribou Barbie & the Corpse lost, much? If Sarah Failin's right-wing style of political thinking (in the public eye) cost McCain the White House, what possibility an insane right-wing shock-jock doing the same? An intelligent, liberal DEMOCRAT is in the White House now (and thank fuck for that, after the eight years of FAIL with the Shrubster). Live with it.

Related Factoid: Michael "Savage"'s real surname is Weiner. Says it all, really.

6/1/2009 5:27:20 AM



"Non believers tell me...what makes more sense here?"

Gee, you're right! Consider me a firm believer in Krishna. Re-incarnation here I come!

6/1/2009 6:22:59 AM

John_in_Oz

No, it's no6t jesus you should be worshipping, it's bill Blogs your next door neighbour. If I'm wrong, what have you lost? If I'm right, you gain everything!
Oh, the fact there's no credible evidence for my claim means you won't apply Paschal's wager to this situation? Welcome to the rationalists side of the debate.

6/1/2009 6:38:15 AM

MDB

jz456 said:

"He would be the only president in history to be barred from entering Britain."

Something tells me they might not have welcomed G. Washington with open arms...

6/1/2009 6:39:57 AM



But what if there is a god who rewards people for not believing in any god? Never thought of that now did ya?

6/1/2009 7:18:11 AM

solomongrundy

Of us Brits

Something tells me they might not have welcomed G. Washington with open arms...
Yeah, but you had the French on your side then...

;-), tongue very firmly in cheek....

6/1/2009 1:59:07 PM

G. Fieendish

Re:last post
The same French, whose ruler (Louis XV) had a custom made chamberpot, with a picture of Benjamin Franklin inside, so he could take a metaphorical dump on him, every time he used it, after Mr Franklin, made a unfortunate comment linking tyranny with royality ...

6/2/2009 3:00:41 PM

Meshakhad

Whenever I think of Michael Savage, I remember this scathing description I once heard of him.

The person describing him wasn't a liberal. Her name was Shayna Medved, daughter of Michael Medved.

If Michael Savage became president, I would move to Israel.

6/2/2009 3:55:08 PM
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