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Proof that GOD made everything... Alright how you explain all the food that's on the earth? All the food that we are eating comes from GOD and we all know damn well that food is good and all credit goes to GOD from making it. But i do wanna hear everyones views on this subject and even tho im very closed minded, im not gonna believe what you tell me.

Mystery Ridah 9.6., Cell Block Message Forum 14 Comments [2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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GOD

Sweet, I'm in the food service industry, I make food everyday. By his logic, I must be GOD. NOW BOW DOWN LOWLY MYSTERY RIDAH 9.6, FOR YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF MY SPAM!

6/27/2007 3:00:47 PM

Gadren

Proof that GOD doesn't exist... Alright how you explain all the starving people on the earth? All the food that they aren't eating could come from GOD and we all know damn well that food is good and all credit would go to GOD from making it.

6/27/2007 3:06:05 PM

agentCDE

God works at the supermarket?

6/27/2007 3:21:54 PM

Puck

Nope. All credit to Gaia, the Earth-mother.

6/27/2007 3:51:09 PM

Goosey

The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
The proof of God is in the pudding?
The pudding is a nice CIRCULAR bowl.

Seriously, since God made food, food must prove God exists?

I also just have to highlight "even tho im very closed minded, im not gonna believe what you tell me." ...huh?

6/27/2007 5:21:46 PM

Ghandi

God is a cow?
You're Hindu?

6/27/2007 5:33:27 PM

Wolf

Um.....yea. My first observation would be that by stating you're very closed minded, we know you're not going to believe what we say. So why does it matter what people's views are?

And why is an omnipotent god so bad at making food? I mean, does he actively hate millions of people he's withholding food from? I thought he was all loving?

6/27/2007 5:41:24 PM

Mr_Vorhias

God makes all the food?

About 100,000,000+ Farmers, Chefs, and Food Service-People would have a word with you, 9.6th Mystery Rider. (THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL IT, DAMMIT!)

6/27/2007 10:33:51 PM

Finkel

Poe?

6/27/2007 11:26:55 PM

Finkel

poe??
"But i do wanna hear everyones views on this subject and even tho im very closed minded, im not gonna believe what you tell me."

6/27/2007 11:27:46 PM

Viva

Alright how you explain all the food that's on the earth?

Well, fishing, farming, agriculture, domestic livestock.

Seriously, where have you been spending your life? In a underground basement?

But i do wanna hear everyones views on this subject and even tho im very closed minded, im not gonna believe what you tell me."

O RLY!

6/27/2007 11:28:41 PM

cyborgtroy

How do I explain it?

Well, it grows, because it's a plant, and then huge machines whack it off... of the ground...

And then we cook it and eat it, sometimes with sugar.

Any questions?

1/20/2008 6:00:41 AM



Shorter proof that god made everything:
WHO ELSE COULD HAVE MADE IT?! lalala-I can't hear you!

1/25/2013 5:12:28 AM

Professor von SCIENCE!

I'd believe this was a stupid fundie but that last sentence makes me think Poe.

7/12/2013 3:29:03 PM
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