Sweet, I'm in the food service industry, I make food everyday. By his logic, I must be GOD. NOW BOW DOWN LOWLY MYSTERY RIDAH 9.6, FOR YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF MY SPAM!
6/27/2007 3:00:47 PM
Proof that GOD doesn't exist... Alright how you explain all the starving people on the earth? All the food that they aren't eating could come from GOD and we all know damn well that food is good and all credit would go to GOD from making it.
6/27/2007 3:06:05 PM
God works at the supermarket?
6/27/2007 3:21:54 PM
Nope. All credit to Gaia, the Earth-mother.
6/27/2007 3:51:09 PM
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
The proof of God is in the pudding?
The pudding is a nice CIRCULAR bowl.
Seriously, since God made food, food must prove God exists?
I also just have to highlight "even tho im very closed minded, im not gonna believe what you tell me." ...huh?
6/27/2007 5:21:46 PM
God is a cow?
6/27/2007 5:33:27 PM
Um.....yea. My first observation would be that by stating you're very closed minded, we know you're not going to believe what we say. So why does it matter what people's views are?
And why is an omnipotent god so bad at making food? I mean, does he actively hate millions of people he's withholding food from? I thought he was all loving?
6/27/2007 5:41:24 PM
God makes all the food?
About 100,000,000+ Farmers, Chefs, and Food Service-People would have a word with you, 9.6th Mystery Rider. (THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL IT, DAMMIT!)
6/27/2007 10:33:51 PM
6/27/2007 11:26:55 PM
"But i do wanna hear everyones views on this subject and even tho im very closed minded, im not gonna believe what you tell me."
6/27/2007 11:27:46 PM
Alright how you explain all the food that's on the earth?
Well, fishing, farming, agriculture, domestic livestock.
Seriously, where have you been spending your life? In a underground basement?
But i do wanna hear everyones views on this subject and even tho im very closed minded, im not gonna believe what you tell me."
6/27/2007 11:28:41 PM
How do I explain it?
Well, it grows, because it's a plant, and then huge machines whack it off... of the ground...
And then we cook it and eat it, sometimes with sugar.
1/20/2008 6:00:41 AM
Shorter proof that god made everything:
WHO ELSE COULD HAVE MADE IT?! lalala-I can't hear you!
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