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You could stand to learn the difference between religion and Faith.
Faith is a verb.

Enochs fire, Topix 88 Comments [5/30/2009 1:48:16 AM]
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Xotan

I faith
you faith
he/she/it faiths

we faith
you faith
they faith

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I faithed
you faithed

etc

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I will faith
you will faith

etc,

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I shall have faithed

etc.

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By the way, what is the meaning of the above verb? Or are you so grammatically ignorant that you do not really know the parts of speech and their functions?

5/30/2009 6:22:55 AM



I don't faith.

5/30/2009 7:00:37 AM

EvoPagan

Don't make me come over there and faith you.

5/30/2009 7:19:20 AM



:stunned silence:

5/30/2009 7:51:05 AM

A Friend

I suppose if you used it like this: "I want jesus to faith all over my face." Then you have a point.

5/30/2009 7:53:40 AM

Brenz

@ LDM--

Better yet, tell him to go conjugate himself.

5/30/2009 7:54:05 AM

Dio Fa

That is one of the most Faithed up things I have ever read.

5/30/2009 8:09:53 AM

Dr. Razark

As a speaker of the English language, I must ask you to please stop raping her.

5/30/2009 8:10:48 AM

JonnyTruant

Diagramming your last sentence proves that faith is a noun.

5/30/2009 8:26:10 AM

toothache

I faith
You faith
He Faiths...

-No, cute rhetoric aside, faith isn't a verb.

5/30/2009 9:16:01 AM

Grigadil

He wanted to conjugate, but she declined.

5/30/2009 9:30:40 AM

Ken

You're looking for "believe." DUH.

5/30/2009 10:07:59 AM

Papabear

I took my dog for a faith this morning. After he faithed, I faithed it up in a plastic bag and faithed it into the garbage can.

5/30/2009 10:33:23 AM

JDC1

See Spot Faith.
Faith Spot Faith.
Faith Faith Faith.

Dick and Jane can Faith....etc.

5/30/2009 11:01:40 AM

Haseen

I used to faith people all the time. Who knew that would run afoul of public indecency laws?

5/30/2009 11:31:36 AM



FAITH IS NOT A VERB

5/30/2009 11:50:49 AM

Efrain

It ith if you have a lithp! I jutht wish thith perthon would thay it to our faitheth!

5/30/2009 11:58:54 AM

Old Viking

One of the greatest things I've ever read here.

5/30/2009 12:28:49 PM

atrasicarius

So "I faithed your mom last night" would be correct grammar, then?

5/30/2009 12:39:40 PM

Vince

... no comment...

5/30/2009 12:41:13 PM

Anoyn

Obviously Home schooled

5/30/2009 12:56:42 PM



I bet he thought that was profound. lol

5/30/2009 1:28:20 PM

loser_sneeze

"FAITH YOU!"

"FAITH YOU TOO!"

"GO FAITH YOURSELF"

Hmmm....verbage is a little awkward...odd....

5/30/2009 1:32:02 PM

WMDKitty

I gotta stop doing this first thing when I wake up, man. The stoopid is a bit strong this morning.

5/30/2009 1:44:37 PM

GreasetrapTheViking

I faithed your mom

5/30/2009 2:00:21 PM
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