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#963470
I'm faithing as we speak.
5/30/2009 2:12:01 PM
#963475
Snopster in Exile
Faith is a verb? I don't faith that.
5/30/2009 2:28:49 PM
#963478
Barbarian
To faith, past tense: foth, as in "I foth your momma". T-form: faithst, as in "Thou faithst your momma too, o Lord".
Makes perfect sense.
5/30/2009 2:38:40 PM
#963481
a well known dangerous villain
Having spent two years doing an English Language course, I feel quallified to say:
"you stupid semi-literate spew-monkey".
5/30/2009 2:51:37 PM
#963494
JSS
Faith is a verb.
Then why did you just use it as a noun?
5/30/2009 3:51:19 PM
#963505
Amanda
I remember the last time I faithed...wait, no I don't, because it is NOT a verb.
5/30/2009 4:09:52 PM
#963515
Dr. Novakaine
This is so stupid it makes me want to self-destruct.
5/30/2009 4:22:13 PM
#963520
Father Karras
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
5/30/2009 4:26:41 PM
#963573
EllwyenDarwin
lol,Faith you!
5/30/2009 5:34:37 PM
#963645
Nah, Faith's a noun, A lovely sexy, curvy noun at that.
5/30/2009 9:15:47 PM
#963646
dworkin
Nah, Faith's a noun, A lovely sexy, curvy noun at that.
5/30/2009 9:16:02 PM
#963652
Ajax
Then please faith off
5/30/2009 9:33:31 PM
#963712
Verbing weirds English.
5/31/2009 4:16:59 AM
#963719
Nowonmai
faith
Noun
1. strong belief in something, esp. without proof
2. a specific system of religious beliefs
3. complete confidence or trust, such as in a person or remedy
4. allegiance to a person or cause
5. bad faith dishonesty
6. good faith honesty [Latin fides trust, confidence]
FAIL!
5/31/2009 4:40:59 AM
#963797
Marc
You could stand to learn the difference between religion and Faith.
You could stand to learn the difference between fantasy and reality, but I digress.
Faith is a verb.
No. No it's not. Faith is a noun. To have faith is a verb, but faith itself is a noun.
5/31/2009 10:23:09 AM
#963805
Jezebel's Evil Sister
I'm in an unusually generous mood at the moment, so I'll give Enochs fire the benefit of the doubt and assume he has "faith" mixed up with "hope" or "wish" — which CAN be either verbs or nouns, depending on context.
Let's face it: "faith," "hope," and "wish" are synonymous. "Know" is an antonym applicable to all three. Basing life on faith means basing it on a hope or a wish — not on objective reality or even likely expectation.
5/31/2009 10:31:03 AM
#963866
Osiris
No.
5/31/2009 2:14:54 PM
#963877
Selkie
You failed middle school English.
5/31/2009 2:28:28 PM
#963900
GRAMMAR EPIC FAIL!
5/31/2009 3:03:10 PM
#963912
Heather
*Epic Facepalm*
5/31/2009 3:13:16 PM
#963999
Thejebusfire
:facepalm:
5/31/2009 9:21:03 PM
#991851
thelivingguano
This is pure comedy gold. On those grounds I can almost overlook its idiocy. I read it and laughed for 5 full minutes.
7/20/2009 6:54:46 AM
#991891
Deftera
Best FSTDT EVAR.
7/20/2009 8:12:16 AM
#992046
Anone-moose
"Faith is a verb."
This is right up there with JohnR7's:
"I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie"
So much concentrated FAIL.
7/20/2009 12:53:01 PM
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Doubting Thomas
Yeah? Well faith you then.
This is coming from the same people who use the word "witness" as in "witness to people."
10/30/2009 12:04:35 PM
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