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You could stand to learn the difference between religion and Faith.
Faith is a verb.

Enochs fire, Topix 90 Comments [5/30/2009 1:48:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 67
WTF?! || meh

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dr y

...You could stand to learn what a fucking verb is.

11/1/2009 2:40:35 PM


You were home schooled weren't you?

11/1/2009 4:42:37 PM


OMG so much fail....so much laughter.

11/1/2009 4:51:49 PM


really?... alright then, GO FAITH YOURSELF!

3/23/2010 9:47:38 PM


When trying to teach grammar, you should learn it first. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

3/23/2010 9:51:37 PM


You could stand to learn some second-grade grammar.
Faith is a noun.

10/16/2011 5:27:51 AM




I faith
you faith
he/she/it faiths
We faith
they faith

(Makes as much sense as the rest of the original posting)

10/16/2011 7:00:50 AM


OK! I have now deduced the meaning of faith, a verb! i will now use it in a sentence:
Faith off.

12/6/2011 6:05:12 PM


So, I just got back from faithing my faith, and then I faithed my faith. It faithed all night long. I faith it so much. True story.

12/6/2011 7:43:42 PM


Faith |fa?|
1. A complete trust or confidence in someone or something. :This restores one's faith in politicians.
2. Strong belief in God or in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual apprehension rather than proof.
•a system of religious belief : the Christian faith
•a strongly held belief or theory : the faith that life will expand until it fills the universe.

Break (or keep) faith be disloyal (or loyal) : an attempt to make us break faith with our customers.

ORIGINS Middle English : from Old French feid, from Latin fides.

Guess what you get, Turner. AN F! F!!!

12/6/2011 9:15:52 PM



3/3/2012 12:41:54 PM

Quantum Mechanic

No it isn't.

8/3/2012 10:46:39 AM

BlackWolfe Coyoten

Did this person not watch Schoolhouse Rock?

8/3/2012 11:03:54 AM

As it turns out, faith can be used as a verb:

faith verb
transitive verb
: believe, trust

Note: "archaic". Nobody actually uses the word "faith" like this any more.

8/30/2014 12:34:35 AM


"You could stand to learn the difference between religion and Faith.

Faith is a verb."

I religion
You religion
He/she/it religions
They religion

...now you see how - and why - your argument destroys itself? Think before you speak, Enoch's fart.

8/30/2014 3:02:38 AM
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