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#963175
Lucilius
I guess the Christian version would just be "Twits."
5/30/2009 6:08:01 AM
#963182
Doctor Whom
Are Internet discussion boards how God intended you to talk with one another?
ETA: After all, the Internet is for porn.
5/30/2009 6:17:49 AM
#963187
Thundersqueaks
And God said: Thou shalt not communicate with others using 140 characters or less.
5/30/2009 6:23:12 AM
#963200
Canadiest
The Telephone had it's opponents in Christianity also. They really get pissed off at how secular, socieital and scientific predictions do occur years later while biblical ones fail repeatedly.
5/30/2009 6:36:37 AM
#963203
Night Jaguar
There are many good reasons not to like Twitter. This is not one of them.
5/30/2009 6:37:29 AM
#963221
Porky Pine
Eh. I agree somewhat with the first sentence. Disagree with the second.
5/30/2009 7:03:20 AM
#963225
Upallnite
As long as this keeps the idiots form sending another "OMG!!11!" text then I am all for spreading God hates Twitter.
5/30/2009 7:11:08 AM
#963228
Painful
Damn, well I just signed up a little over a week ago... and I've linked a few threads at FSTDTs too. Add another punch to my ticket, maybe I'm up to a window seat now.
5/30/2009 7:13:53 AM
#963232
EvoPagan
God didn't intend for you to wear eyeglasses or take insulin or drive your behemoth vehicle to the Wally-World either so you better give up all those things too.
5/30/2009 7:16:17 AM
#963243
5/30/2009 7:22:31 AM
#963258
aaa
I wonder if your deity approves internet forums.
5/30/2009 7:39:19 AM
#963263
Brenz
Are you kidding? Keeping it to 140 characters is a great way to ensure you people can follow what's being said.
5/30/2009 7:41:39 AM
#963269
BobsOldSocks
"I'm not sure Twitter is how God intended us to talk with each other."
So you're saying that you know the mind of god, are you? Do tell!
5/30/2009 7:47:52 AM
#963270
Papabear
Yeah, I can picture you, if you were alive in the early 20th century, prattling on about the telephone being a tool of Satan.
5/30/2009 7:49:22 AM
#963275
Mister Spak
Fundies can't figure out how the program works.
5/30/2009 7:53:29 AM
#963293
emau99
So is the internet.
5/30/2009 8:03:40 AM
#963309
Horsefeathers
"I'm not sure Twitter is how God intended us to talk with each other. Twitter is a tool of the liberal Hollywood crowd."
Even they wont put up with your crazy Bible babbling, eh?
5/30/2009 8:21:43 AM
#963310
Dio Fa
So proclaims the internet forum poster.
5/30/2009 8:24:26 AM
#963314
What? I can't disagree. Twitter IS SATAN.
5/30/2009 8:36:14 AM
#963321
I guess the Christian version would just be "Twits."
Priceless...
5/30/2009 8:48:55 AM
#963325
CailinBan
Well then God can just do like he did when people built the Tower of Babel and he didn't like that. Zap it.
We'll wait.
5/30/2009 9:00:10 AM
#963332
Mudak
I thought we were only supposed to talk with god, not with each other...
5/30/2009 9:06:29 AM
#963340
Pule Thamex
Well let's hope that God does start using Twitter to talk to us. We are not hearing from Him by any other means. You'd think He doesn't exist, He's so silent.
Any idea how long till He comes tillHecomes?
We know there won't be another election in the USA. I presume it's still roughly 3 years and 6 months before an election is due in the USA. But there will not be an election predicts ngraham of Rapture Ready. Since ngraham of Rapture Ready thinks the last election was literally the last election.
That's a rough estimate on my part. It can be stated more exactly as time passes.
Oh, I just thought of another question! Any idea if the predicted persecution of the Rapture Ready site by the President of the USA, Barack Obama, has started yet?
5/30/2009 9:18:16 AM
#963360
for once- I agree
5/30/2009 10:25:06 AM
#963371
Twitter
Will
Introduce
Totalitarian
Tyrants
Ending
Righteousness
5/30/2009 10:48:09 AM
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