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I'm not sure Twitter is how God intended us to talk with each other. Twitter is a tool of the liberal Hollywood crowd.

tillHecomes, Rapture Forums 52 Comments [5/30/2009 5:56:34 AM]
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I guess the Christian version would just be "Twits."

5/30/2009 6:08:01 AM

Doctor Whom

Are Internet discussion boards how God intended you to talk with one another?

ETA: After all, the Internet is for porn.

5/30/2009 6:17:49 AM


And God said: Thou shalt not communicate with others using 140 characters or less.

5/30/2009 6:23:12 AM


The Telephone had it's opponents in Christianity also. They really get pissed off at how secular, socieital and scientific predictions do occur years later while biblical ones fail repeatedly.

5/30/2009 6:36:37 AM

Night Jaguar

There are many good reasons not to like Twitter. This is not one of them.

5/30/2009 6:37:29 AM

Porky Pine

Eh. I agree somewhat with the first sentence. Disagree with the second.

5/30/2009 7:03:20 AM


As long as this keeps the idiots form sending another "OMG!!11!" text then I am all for spreading God hates Twitter.

5/30/2009 7:11:08 AM


Damn, well I just signed up a little over a week ago... and I've linked a few threads at FSTDTs too. Add another punch to my ticket, maybe I'm up to a window seat now.

5/30/2009 7:13:53 AM


God didn't intend for you to wear eyeglasses or take insulin or drive your behemoth vehicle to the Wally-World either so you better give up all those things too.

5/30/2009 7:16:17 AM


Hmm, but god twittered to Mozes all the time.

"The internet is for porn"

You damn sure are right about that


5/30/2009 7:22:31 AM


I wonder if your deity approves internet forums.

5/30/2009 7:39:19 AM


Are you kidding? Keeping it to 140 characters is a great way to ensure you people can follow what's being said.

5/30/2009 7:41:39 AM


"I'm not sure Twitter is how God intended us to talk with each other."

So you're saying that you know the mind of god, are you? Do tell!

5/30/2009 7:47:52 AM


Yeah, I can picture you, if you were alive in the early 20th century, prattling on about the telephone being a tool of Satan.

5/30/2009 7:49:22 AM

Mister Spak

Fundies can't figure out how the program works.

5/30/2009 7:53:29 AM


So is the internet.

5/30/2009 8:03:40 AM


"I'm not sure Twitter is how God intended us to talk with each other. Twitter is a tool of the liberal Hollywood crowd."

Even they wont put up with your crazy Bible babbling, eh?

5/30/2009 8:21:43 AM

Dio Fa

So proclaims the internet forum poster.

5/30/2009 8:24:26 AM

What? I can't disagree. Twitter IS SATAN.

5/30/2009 8:36:14 AM

I guess the Christian version would just be "Twits."


5/30/2009 8:48:55 AM


Well then God can just do like he did when people built the Tower of Babel and he didn't like that. Zap it.

We'll wait.

5/30/2009 9:00:10 AM


I thought we were only supposed to talk with god, not with each other...

5/30/2009 9:06:29 AM

Pule Thamex

Well let's hope that God does start using Twitter to talk to us. We are not hearing from Him by any other means. You'd think He doesn't exist, He's so silent.

Any idea how long till He comes tillHecomes?

We know there won't be another election in the USA. I presume it's still roughly 3 years and 6 months before an election is due in the USA. But there will not be an election predicts ngraham of Rapture Ready. Since ngraham of Rapture Ready thinks the last election was literally the last election.

That's a rough estimate on my part. It can be stated more exactly as time passes.

Oh, I just thought of another question! Any idea if the predicted persecution of the Rapture Ready site by the President of the USA, Barack Obama, has started yet?

5/30/2009 9:18:16 AM

for once- I agree

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