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I'm not sure Twitter is how God intended us to talk with each other. Twitter is a tool of the liberal Hollywood crowd.

tillHecomes, Rapture Forums 52 Comments [5/30/2009 5:56:34 AM]
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Xotan

Whatever gave you the idea that sensible people might want to hold social intercourse with idiots?

5/30/2009 11:01:07 AM

chibi

god loves the phone, though!

5/30/2009 11:06:04 AM

Dipsy

Translation: I don't know how to use it so it must be of the debil. If these twits were paying attention they'd realize that conservative politicians tweet more than the liberal ones. I know because I follow both.

5/30/2009 11:22:50 AM

Old Viking

That's not fair. Everyone thought fundies would find Twitter intellectually challenging.

5/30/2009 12:06:14 PM

NonProphet

I don't use Twitter because the ToS specifically states that they will sell your info to third parties and advertisers.

I do not, however, think that it's an affront to any god(s), necessarily.

Besides, if your god doesn't want Twitter to exist, and he's supposedly all-knowing and all-powerful, it seems to me that he could have just prevented it from being created.

5/30/2009 12:57:58 PM

Vince

from a religious stand point there's really no difference between twitter and whatever forum your on right now.

just saying.

5/30/2009 1:00:29 PM

WMDKitty

God didn't intend for you to use computers, or the internet, either, so GTFO....

5/30/2009 2:17:21 PM

Grigadil

Um, yeah, don't your 'knee-mails' get through?

5/30/2009 2:29:21 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

Well, the Bible says nothing happens unless God wills it...

5/30/2009 5:44:27 PM

Giveitaday

Which commandment was "Thou shalt not use Twitter for it is the tool of souless liberals who hate the lord yout god'? Because I've read the bible and fuck if i can find it.

5/30/2009 7:39:16 PM

Orion

"liberal Hollywood crowd."

no such thing. America doesn't have liberals
[/sortofsarcastic]

5/30/2009 8:01:41 PM

Zits

I twittered this...

5/30/2009 8:08:04 PM

Spaceamoeba

But internet forums are ok?

5/31/2009 3:00:48 AM



@eve: you ate the apple? good that we're in liberal hollywood twitter, otherwise i'd need to ban you lot
[Posted by god (Elohim) 4000BC]

5/31/2009 4:03:16 AM

Buddtee

Then go back and use the poney express or the telegram.
I sure Western Union wont mind the business..Dumb ass stupid technophobe.

5/31/2009 7:02:52 AM

Marc

Yeah. If God had intended us to talk to each other without being right next to each other, he would have given us louder voices, amirite?

Anyone who uses any other means of communication must be of the devil.

5/31/2009 9:16:15 AM



However, saying that God tol you so is a good way to communicate, or what?. Does God now approve sign language?

5/31/2009 10:10:54 AM



Following your logic, neither is Rapture Ready. Remember, it's the same old thing.

5/31/2009 10:11:23 AM

John

So if God didn't intend us to have flush toilets or soap, we should go around unbathed and crap in the street like Jesus and the disciples?

5/31/2009 12:48:09 PM

Osiris

How do you know God intended us to have computers? There are no computers in the Bible.

5/31/2009 2:16:18 PM



So, please, leave it.

5/31/2009 3:08:25 PM

Thejebusfire

Wait...What?

5/31/2009 3:28:05 PM

Moondog

It would be fun to Tweet these Fundie quotes to anyone who follows FSTDT for a few laughs, but I don't think it's workable. Most are WAY over 140 characters.

6/1/2009 2:57:44 PM



If God had wanted us to use twitter He wouldn't have invented the telephone.

6/1/2009 4:33:25 PM

Rapax Pringer

wat

I have a Twitter, but I barely use it. I guess mainstream "librul Hollywood" tools aren't that effective on me.

8/26/2010 6:42:10 PM
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