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I am a Jesus Freak so what surprises me even more is when Christian's don't read their Bibles at all. Scary movies are from hell, why a Christian would want to watch hell glorified is beyond me.. Now give me a good fighting action war movie without obscenities and I am there! I love the bloody battlefield movies, I don't know why.


Iruntherace4Him, RR 68 Comments [5/30/2009 5:56:38 AM]
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Man Called True

The doorway back to 1983 is over there, buddy.

5/30/2009 5:59:30 AM

Nathan

WE know why you love bloody movies... you love them because your religion/"god" demands blood and violence. That's why.

5/30/2009 6:06:46 AM

Doctor Whom

Killing is good. Obscenities are bad.

5/30/2009 6:15:36 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

Blood, gore and killing? That's just peachy, but they better not say the S-Word!

5/30/2009 6:23:51 AM

Canadiest

Most the time Christianity loses in horror movies. In war movies he percieves the Americans as Christians who win most the time. Since he's specifying without obscenities (I suspect he means profanities) he's refering to older war movies where the Americans always win.

Because killing people's not obscene to him in any way.

5/30/2009 6:32:46 AM

Night Jaguar

Now give me a good fighting action war movie without obscenities and I am there! I love the bloody battlefield movies, I don't know why.

I always found it odd that it's okay to depict a man's leg being blown off but not the expletive he utters.

5/30/2009 6:36:07 AM

El Zorro

You like bloody war movies bexause you've been indoctrinated in believing in justified violence and wars. In war movies there's often "good guys" killing "bad guys"; acceptable violence. Horror movies just have a bunch of innocents being killed by a bad guy before he dies; not acceptable violence.

5/30/2009 6:40:13 AM

D Laurier.

War is hell.
Your fighting action war movies, are glorifying hell.
War is nothing but obcenities;
Terrified civilians fleeing in every direction to escape the destruction that ravages the land and people indescriminately.
Mangled humans clutching their bleeding wounds to try to slow the gush of blood.
Fire and smoke and the stench of blood and vomit and shit, fills your senses.
I give you 30 seconds on a battlefield before you mess in your pants and run screaming.

5/30/2009 6:45:21 AM

shykid

So, why haven't you enlisted? Is it because the bloody battlefield scenes aren't so fun when it's you and your blood splattered?

Oh, that's not it, you say?

No, wait... wait... don't tell me! It's because the wounded soldiers on the battlefield scream too many obscenities for your delicate sensibilities, right?

5/30/2009 6:51:13 AM

mog

This, ladies and gents, THIS is why the American MPAA/ESRB rating systems are so fucked up.

Blowing people's arms off is OK, but saying a naughty word isn't? OMFSM, you people were scary enough BEFORE you were conditioned to believe that violence is OK - even good - as long as you're on God's side. *shudders*

5/30/2009 7:00:27 AM



Huge numbers of people getting killed: OK.
Nudity: Bad.

Idiot.

5/30/2009 7:10:44 AM

Painful

Because you are all obsessed with being "bathed in the blood" and you are involved in a death cult. Any other questions?

5/30/2009 7:11:18 AM

EvoPagan

Yes I'm sure that when a soldier is horribly wounded and dying in battle he or she just lies there and keeps a stiff upper lip, you god damned fucking moron.

5/30/2009 7:14:35 AM

Darn

I can't help it, but I lolled at so much unknowing and probably unwanted honestness.

Well, it does explain why you like the old testament too :D

Blood for the blood god and all that, eh ?

5/30/2009 7:20:44 AM

Brenz

I voted WTF and MEH because he's right -- if you really believed the Bible were hand-written by God, wouldn't every word be of utmost importance to you?

And then he just shows that weird, small little mind, and I click on the first button.

5/30/2009 7:40:25 AM

BobsOldSocks

Yeah, let's glorify the obscenity of war and mass slaughter but for fuck's sake don't swear! Oh, and the inhuman horror of war is much, *much* more scary than any film.

Idiot.

5/30/2009 7:44:51 AM

Mister Spak

"I love the bloody battlefield movies, I don't know why"

Because you are a psychopathic christian freak.

5/30/2009 7:51:30 AM

aaa

"I am a Jesus Freak so what surprises me even more is when Christian's don't read their Bibles at all."

I am not that surprised. I have seen a lot of evidence here that the christians in RR aren't that well aware of their own mythology.

"Scary movies are from hell, why a Christian would want to watch hell glorified is beyond me.. Now give me a good fighting action war movie without obscenities and I am there! I love the bloody battlefield movies, I don't know why."

Lad, try watching Hard Boiled. You should respect the work of John Woo.

5/30/2009 8:00:14 AM

Lunar-Xero

I hate war movies without swearing of any kind. They just seem so unrealistic. I mean if you are being shot at and theirs bombs going off everywhere wouldn't you be swearing your face off? I know I would.

I find it funny how, blood and gore are all fine but if obscenities or profanity are uttered its a horrible movie. Same with violence over sex, its ridiculous.

5/30/2009 8:10:29 AM



I love the bloody battlefield movies, I don't know why.

Because you have never experienced a battlefield first hand. Otherwise, you wouldn't think it was so peachy.

5/30/2009 8:14:07 AM

Horsefeathers

"I am a Jesus Freak so what surprises me even more is when Christian's don't read their Bibles at all."

Surprises the hell out of me too. Though I find it quite amusing that I, an atheist, often knows their holy book better than they do.

"Scary movies are from hell, why a Christian would want to watch hell glorified is beyond me.."

I was wondering why such a sensible sounding person ended up on this site. And now I know.

"Now give me a good fighting action war movie without obscenities and I am there!"

Yes, lets glorify war--a real world event that happens all too often--and, if you'll pardon the pun, demonize horror flicks. That makes perfect sense.

"I love the bloody battlefield movies, I don't know why."

You've been reading too much Revelation would be my guess. Or the OT. Maybe both.

5/30/2009 8:15:52 AM

Dio Fa

Because you are afraid to enlist and go participate for real.

5/30/2009 8:31:54 AM

shriekback

Just remember what Sheila Broflovski said:

"Horrific, deplorable violence is OK, as long as no one says any naughty words!"

5/30/2009 8:51:06 AM

Pule Thamex

Do you think they'll still be making war movies or, come to that, scary movies even, when the rapture happens? Or will humanity have been long extinct by then, so there'll be no need for a rapture in the first place?

I wonder if you know if the predicted persecution of the Rapture Ready site by the President of the USA, Barack Obama, has started yet?

5/30/2009 9:01:12 AM

Mudak

When I saw the movie Saving Private Ryan in the theatre, I had an aisle seat. On the other side of the aisle, about two or three rows in front of me, there was a man, presumably at the time in his mid-to-late 70's, watching the opening sequence through his fingers.

One thing about horror movies that works to their credit, is that the depictions of fear and death are actually educational enough that they do not desensitize us to carnage resulting from senseless violence.

Only in recent years have war movies caught up with that lack of desensitivization (if that's a word).

5/30/2009 9:03:58 AM
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