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[on an atheist defending Catholics]

You defend them, because you're an unbeliever, and catholics are unbelievers. The world loves its own.

Chris, Y! answers 41 Comments [5/31/2009 5:37:35 AM]
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D Laurier.

Profound ignorance of his own religion.

Catholics are christians.

What a dumb shit

5/31/2009 5:45:58 AM

Mudak

The test over at beliefnet puts Catholic at the very bottom of my overall list. (Equal to Jehovahs Witnesses and conservative protestant...)

5/31/2009 5:48:06 AM

Lou

Shun the nonbeliever! SHUN!

5/31/2009 6:02:17 AM

aaa

Wait, what?

5/31/2009 6:03:43 AM

Thundersqueaks

"You defend them, because you're an unbeliever, and catholics are unbelievers."

We apologize for this break in reality. Normal service will be restored as soon as possible.

5/31/2009 6:24:13 AM

freako104

Except that they believe you dumbass.

5/31/2009 6:43:11 AM

John

"I believe in one God, the Father Almighty, Maker of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible. And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only-begotten Son of God, begotten of the Father before all worlds; God of God, Light of Light, very God of very God; begotten, not made, being of one substance with the Father, by whom all things were made."

That was written by the Catholic Church in 325 AD. What exactly is it that Catholics not supposed to believe?

5/31/2009 7:56:26 AM

LDM

I was raised a Catholic in a very high-Catholic populated area. Like every other society there are good and bad Catholics. Most of the Catholics I've known live a more Christ-like life (kindness, generosity, respect for your fellow human being) than most of you christian who arrogantly declare that you have a front row ticket to heaven just because you are "saved".

But yes, Catholics believe in God and Christ and Salvation.

And I'll take being raised Catholic over being raised Evangelical any day.

5/31/2009 8:00:34 AM

Mayhem

No, wait... what?

Catholics are some of the biggest believers in the world. Between the trinity, Mary, and all the saints, the only religion that has more entities to pray to is Hindu.

5/31/2009 8:24:51 AM

EvoPagan

This one blew his audition for dumb and dumberer.

5/31/2009 8:30:34 AM

Orestes

Don't you just love how Christians are so accepting of one another?

5/31/2009 8:31:59 AM

JSS

Yep. Catholics don't believe in Jesus. That must be why they pray to Him.

5/31/2009 8:32:23 AM

Dio Fa

As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a maroon! What an ultra-maroon!".

5/31/2009 8:44:58 AM

Spaceamoeba

I really do wish these guys would leave this world altogether. Other fundies too. Far far far away from here. My only fear though is if they colonised another planet they wouldn't give a crap about any other civilisation.

(Then again if we were spacefaring I wouldn't be here either xD).

5/31/2009 9:12:50 AM

Cobby Moggy

The Pope would be surprised to learn he's an atheist then.

5/31/2009 9:27:32 AM

A Friend

I bet this shit for brains considers anyone who isn't a member of his podunk town's church an unbeliever.

5/31/2009 9:35:51 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

As for myself, I'm a non-believer. I don't believe in any gods, but I do believe in grammar.

5/31/2009 9:45:26 AM



So Chrisitanity isn't the biggest religion in the United States?

5/31/2009 9:47:40 AM



Catholics were the first Christians and, funny as it is, atheists are not religious. Thanks for confirming the ignorance of the Fundies.

5/31/2009 10:02:19 AM

Headache

Home schooled into failure!

5/31/2009 10:24:31 AM

Papabear

Wait a minute. Back up the bus. Catholics are unbelievers of what? They believe in God and Christ. That divides them utterly from atheists. You need some quality time with a good dictionary.

5/31/2009 10:27:06 AM

Grigadil

I'm glad I don't feel the need to contend against everyone else in the world ... just a few carefully-selected targets and I'm happy.

5/31/2009 10:43:57 AM

Table Rock

Ah, the old, "Any one without my exact set of beliefs are unbelievers and evil" argument.

5/31/2009 11:30:57 AM

Argle Bargle

"My fringe cult is the only true faith!"

Also, I love it when fundies turn Y!A into their personal pulpit.

5/31/2009 11:35:46 AM

WMDKitty

*headdesk*

How many times do we have to explain this: CATHOLICS ARE CHRISTIANS! In fact, YOUR PETTY LITTLE DENOMINATIONS WOULDN'T EXIST IF IT WEREN'T FOR CATHOLICISM!

AAAAUGH!

5/31/2009 11:36:02 AM
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