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It also sounds as though Lucifer was created as an organic organ. A living musical instrument. The tabrets and pipes were IN him.

When he fell, perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered, and that is why we have rock and roll and heavy metal and rap music, because it is the sounds that the devil produces from his corrupted body.

Luke, AV1611 97 Comments [5/30/2009 3:55:48 PM]
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C_V


what the ever-loving FUCK??

5/27/2009 5:49:33 PM

Night Jaguar

WTF?

5/30/2009 4:01:44 PM

aaa

Beatboxing is music of the devil?

5/30/2009 4:06:26 PM

Amanda

Uh...yeah. So where'd you buy the crack?

5/30/2009 4:08:36 PM

Zabimaru

What never stops to entertain (and scare the crap out of me) is that these people seem to actually, really, honestly believe that these fantasies of theirs have some connection to reality. I mean, maybe they don't think that they've actually seen a Lucifer pipe organ in real life, but I'm sure this guy at least thinks that it has scriptural basis.

5/30/2009 4:09:19 PM

EvoPagan



I can tell I'm going to get a lot of use out of this one.


5/30/2009 4:11:06 PM

rw23

If the music of Judas Priest comes from the corrupted body of the devil, then I'll learn to live with it.

After all, why not?

5/30/2009 4:16:45 PM

tilt

So where does techno come from?

5/30/2009 4:19:11 PM

Dr. Novakaine

Listen, I hate rap, too, but I'm not going around calling it a tool of the devil. Why? Because I have something called "rational thought." Try it sometime, you might like it if your brain doesn't fry under the strain.

5/30/2009 4:26:40 PM

Old Viking

Hah! You should hear the sounds that emanate from my corrupted body.

5/30/2009 4:32:10 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

...I have a lovely new jacket for you...it keeps your arms by your side.

My brother heard this and said "... ... ... What the F*ck?"

5/30/2009 4:35:51 PM

NonProphet

AV1611 has his own site?

The madness never ends.

5/30/2009 4:40:36 PM



You, sir, are a moron.

5/30/2009 4:42:13 PM

solomongrundy

'...perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered....'

Or alternatively, perhaps you're a delusional halfwit wasting their life inventing ridiculous pseudo-Biblical fan-fic.

I know which alternative the smart money's on.

5/30/2009 4:43:36 PM

Sanity

Satan is made from electric guitars?

5/30/2009 4:48:08 PM

Dio Fa

This is your brain on drugs and religion.

5/30/2009 4:50:03 PM

POSW

"When he fell, perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered, and that is why we have rock and roll and heavy metal and rap music, because it is the sounds that the devil produces from his corrupted body."

Someone needs to write a metal song about this. Preferably a thrash metal song, but death metal works, too.

5/30/2009 4:51:07 PM

Elphada

organic organ: Now that's a visual.

5/30/2009 4:55:13 PM

D Laurier.

Utter batshit insanity

5/30/2009 4:58:02 PM

fundiesRtehlulz

Rock and Roll = Devil farts

5/30/2009 5:09:34 PM



That's some crazy shit right there.

5/30/2009 5:10:46 PM



Which explains why rock n' roll is evil.

This is some creative insanity.

5/30/2009 5:11:09 PM

Porky Pine

This is bad even by AV1611's standard.

5/30/2009 5:12:21 PM



That whole thread is hilarious. People are nuts.

5/30/2009 5:14:02 PM

Rat of Steel

(Elphada)
"organic organ: Now that's a visual."


*chuckles, then smiles* Well, human lungs are often colloquially known as "pipes", especially when referring to talented singers.

5/30/2009 5:14:32 PM
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