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It also sounds as though Lucifer was created as an organic organ. A living musical instrument. The tabrets and pipes were IN him.

When he fell, perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered, and that is why we have rock and roll and heavy metal and rap music, because it is the sounds that the devil produces from his corrupted body.

Luke, AV1611 97 Comments [5/30/2009 3:55:48 PM]
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Papabear

Or, maybe all that wretched "praise music" is what is disfigured and corrupted.

Just because you don't care for some style of music doesn't make it Satanic.

5/30/2009 5:14:55 PM

Canadia

Makes about as much sense as anything else these imbeciles believe.

5/30/2009 5:18:47 PM

A Friend

I get it. Satan farts rock n' roll and and heavy metal and he speaks in a non stop flow. It makes sense!

5/30/2009 5:23:52 PM

Pule Thamex

I don't understand. Why does the small photo accompanying your post on AV1611 show a person that is obviously older than six years old? It's a zany looking individual admittedly, but certainly of someone older than six. Whereas, judging from the actual contents of your post, you can't be older than six years yourself. So we expect to see a zany six year old in the photo.

5/30/2009 5:27:48 PM

EllwyenDarwin

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

5/30/2009 5:28:38 PM





Can I buy some pot from you?

5/30/2009 5:35:18 PM

Thundersqueaks

Okay, you don't like rock and roll, heavy metal and rap. Fair enough! However, claiming it's bad music because it comes from: Lucifer's disfigured organic organ, is simply insane.

5/30/2009 5:58:14 PM

ausador


SANITY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

5/30/2009 5:59:25 PM

Mudak

Well, at least Lucifer is creative!

But the worst music of all (definitely influenced by people's interpretations of an evil character in the Bible) is Christian Rock.

5/30/2009 6:27:45 PM

Mr. Creazil

WHAT THE FU-

5/30/2009 6:46:27 PM

Mudflappus

Oh for fucks sake, these idiots are like a bunch of fucking dweebs playing D&D and trying to out do each other with some big scary monster at every turn. I love how matter-of-fact the information is presented. As a lead guitarist in two of the rock bands those asshats wouldn't have the first clue in understanding, I have to say that it's almost insulting to the senses just how absofuckinglutley clueless these morons are.

5/30/2009 7:03:04 PM

Noa

Uhh...

5/30/2009 7:28:44 PM

Zoo

Grow up. You don't like some styles of music, I don't like others. That's just how the world works. It has absolutely nothing to do with anything supernatural.

5/30/2009 7:53:40 PM



"A living musical instrument."

The most AWESOME ELECTRIC GUITAR IN THE UNIVERSE!

Rawk out!

5/30/2009 8:07:42 PM

Vince

that would be an awesome music video. now I'm going to have to name a guitar Lucifer. great name, btw.
you should pull shit completely out of your ass with absolutely no justification more often.

5/30/2009 8:16:29 PM

Man Called True

"The Pick of Destiny" is not a documentary.

5/30/2009 8:28:26 PM

The Jamo

OK, I'll bite. What about house and ambient trance music?

EDIT: @ Sanity - Brother, you are officially on my "do not read with mouth full of tea" list.

5/30/2009 8:46:07 PM

Sasha

What about the worst evil music--polka? Because that's the sound of the devil farting.

5/30/2009 9:04:07 PM

Efrain

If any of Bowie's music is from hell, then fucking send me there!

5/30/2009 9:23:59 PM

JDC1

Ha!
HA HA !
Ha Ha Haaaaa!...[Thud]

THIS JOKE IS NOW IN CUSTODY OF HOMELAND SECURITY
U.S DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE ORDER # 76051A4

5/30/2009 9:54:35 PM

WMDKitty

I really shouldn't read these while I eat -- I just about snorted ramen out my nose!

And "living musical instrument"... that's really fucking creepy, like something you'd see in Silent Hill.

5/30/2009 10:21:14 PM

Thinking Allowed

AV1611 has his own forums now? Gods help us all.

5/30/2009 10:50:07 PM

HeathenAngel

NO No NO No NO.... It is C*untry Music that is OF TEH DEBIL.

Get it right, Kid.

5/30/2009 11:22:06 PM

Nowonmai

These same arguments were used about Mozart, Beethoven, Rachmaninoff, Tchaikovsky.

Wrong then, wrong now.

5/30/2009 11:46:03 PM

Spaceamoeba

What about Psytrance or heck, even Psychill?

The Devils most misleading music, sounds like Heaven but from the very pits of Satan's bowe... err Hell itself?


5/31/2009 1:59:35 AM
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