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It also sounds as though Lucifer was created as an organic organ. A living musical instrument. The tabrets and pipes were IN him.

When he fell, perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered, and that is why we have rock and roll and heavy metal and rap music, because it is the sounds that the devil produces from his corrupted body.

Luke, AV1611 91 Comments [5/30/2009 3:55:48 PM]
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Adrian

The fucktardedness is strong with this one...

5/31/2009 2:20:54 AM

Drax

Hell is sounding better and better. Instead of all that boring harp stuff for all eternity, at least we get to hear lucifer fart out some decent tunes.

5/31/2009 4:03:11 AM



Too funny to be a Poe.

5/31/2009 4:18:01 AM

Xotan

As an angel, how could Lucifer be organic?

Really this is the greatest load of twaddle!

5/31/2009 4:58:42 AM

Canadiest

"play me,,,the best song in the world,,,or I'll eat your souls"

Yeah, that's comedy, dude

5/31/2009 5:57:15 AM

Buddtee

When he fell, perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered, and that is why we have the most insidious depraved decrepit music of all times . the mere through of it causes human ears to bleed .,And men to vomit .yes the devil music is called "Christan rock" .
It robs you of you're will and your locks your Brain in a cerebral mind numbing prison from witch their is seldom any escape.

5/31/2009 6:47:04 AM

Clown

And thus the religion of Darwinism,whose believers believe in Darwinis, father of rock, was born.

And Darwinis, father of rock, had many children, of which the most famous are Evo Luti, creator of metal, and Evi Luti, mother of punk.

5/31/2009 6:53:59 AM

youraftermyrobotbee

+5 points for the creative idea. -100 for being a fucking lunatic.

5/31/2009 7:57:36 AM

Mayhem

Tabrets and pipes? I think you're confusing Lucifer with Azathoth.

5/31/2009 8:28:26 AM

John

So Lucifer fell and inspired rock music some time in the early 1950's? I guess that must be one of those biblical prophesies we're always hearing about, since Isaiah wrote about it 2,800 years ago.

5/31/2009 8:32:24 AM

Marc

Despite the fact that rock and roll et. al. have only been around for what, 50 years? Compared to even your estimate of 6000 years.

Yeah, that's got to be it.

5/31/2009 8:59:25 AM

GreasetrapTheViking

This sounds like it should be a Tenacious D song/movie.

5/31/2009 10:55:23 AM

Grigadil

I'm thinking, accordions and bagpipes.

5/31/2009 11:40:08 AM

Selkie

I'm surprised this brilliant music critic didn't mention OutKast.

5/31/2009 2:26:59 PM

Slayer

Making up shit for Jesus again, AV?

5/31/2009 2:44:46 PM

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5/31/2009 2:58:20 PM

Thejebusfire

[It also sounds as though Lucifer was created as an organic organ. A living musical instrument. The tabrets and pipes were IN him.]

Shit, no wonder they guy rebeled.

[When he fell, perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered, and that is why we have rock and roll and heavy metal and rap music, because it is the sounds that the devil produces from his corrupted body.]

Nevermind the fact that we have rock and hip hop Christian bands.
Oh wait, their not "real Christians" are they?

5/31/2009 3:17:32 PM

JoeSchmo

JESUS PLAYS HEAVY METAL CONTRABASSOON LOL XD

5/31/2009 6:07:57 PM

laughingcow

Does country then come from a really drunk angel?

5/31/2009 7:46:10 PM



yep, thats right.



the source of all evil is a super villain made of pipes that blare rap music.








thats almost as stupid as you for believing it.

6/1/2009 1:27:41 AM



*crying*



GOD DAMMIT JIMMY YOU PROMISED ME NO MORE CRACK!!!

6/1/2009 1:28:22 AM

Javascap

Let's play the Lucifer! :D

6/1/2009 11:45:50 AM

Jedi Knight

Been reading the Silmarillion, have we?

6/1/2009 12:23:10 PM

Morrigan

What... but... mmmmm
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


WTF Award for this one

6/1/2009 12:31:18 PM

Clown

Creepiest metal I have ever heard: google "Tornado- Coming of the King" album.

6/1/2009 1:47:40 PM
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