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It also sounds as though Lucifer was created as an organic organ. A living musical instrument. The tabrets and pipes were IN him.

When he fell, perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered, and that is why we have rock and roll and heavy metal and rap music, because it is the sounds that the devil produces from his corrupted body.

Luke, AV1611 95 Comments [5/30/2009 3:55:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 118
Submitted By: Trike
WTF?! || meh

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What about death metal? Is that okay? Awesome.

6/1/2009 2:26:17 PM


This sounds like the final boss in a crazy Japanese RPG. You know, on the last disc, when the plot gets really weird? And then you defeat the final boss for the first time, but then it morphs into this huge winged final form? That one.

6/16/2009 3:26:32 PM


Why does the bit about organic organs remind me of Discword?

"And what are all you... organs looking at"

8/10/2009 5:49:39 PM

Big Jilm

Rock'n'roll was invented by black folks. I know you racist bastards like to pair blacks with the debbil.

Besides, your "Christian" Country and Western music celebrates alcoholism, ignorance, incest, bar-life, and beastiality.

So go break out your Tobey Keith album (or whichever manly man country star who feels so insecure in their sexuality that they need two first male names).

8/11/2009 5:40:17 AM

Calgar C

as a musician and on behalf of half the musicians out there


8/14/2009 9:34:42 PM


So... Lucifer was a big organ in the sky, but when he thought he was prettier than God, he became a fucking Stratocaster?

That is so goddamn awesome.

8/15/2009 12:59:41 AM


You sure you haven't got mixed up with the Ainulindalë?

8/15/2009 10:20:06 AM


Thats. fucking. RETARDED!

9/27/2009 6:36:25 PM


What the hell...

9/27/2009 6:39:20 PM


Sing it with me, folks.

"I'm the Devil, I can do what I want!
Whatever I got, I'm gonna flaunt,
Never been a rockoof I've ever lost!"

Seriously, this oughta be a Tenacious D flick.

10/4/2009 9:29:33 AM

Rapax Pringer

... I never thought I'd say this, but this is actually the most epic win quote I've ever read on this site.

8/21/2010 8:33:50 PM


I am speechless. No, really, this fool cannot be serious. Can he?

8/21/2010 11:32:15 PM

The Duelist

Ah, Luke, the Force tells me that you've been neglecting your meds.

8/22/2010 12:53:20 PM

Philbert McAdamia

his musical ability was disfigured and hindered

Huh? Have you ever heard christian music?
Seriously, have you ever heard that shit?

8/22/2010 2:12:17 PM

Evilution Teacher

I don't like something so I am going to make up shit and claim that it is true!

8/22/2010 2:40:06 PM

Why does this sound oddly sexual

11/8/2010 4:41:43 AM

A. Square

Ever listened to ambient music? Chill-out music? Heck, even those cheesy Moog records from the 60s and 70s?
Those can't be from the pipes of Lucifer.

5/5/2014 6:41:50 AM



5/5/2014 6:43:33 AM

Big Jilm

Well, it's where Country music comes from -that's for sure -with all the songs about drinking, incest, and dog-love.

Evil, I tells ya!

5/5/2014 8:54:08 AM

Pink jackboots

@ Trask


I'm picturing something like that.

5/5/2014 12:08:19 PM
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