Quote# 62785

It also sounds as though Lucifer was created as an organic organ. A living musical instrument. The tabrets and pipes were IN him.

When he fell, perhaps his musical ability was disfigured and hindered, and that is why we have rock and roll and heavy metal and rap music, because it is the sounds that the devil produces from his corrupted body.

Luke, AV1611 97 Comments [5/30/2009 3:55:48 PM]
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What about death metal? Is that okay? Awesome.

6/1/2009 2:26:17 PM


This sounds like the final boss in a crazy Japanese RPG. You know, on the last disc, when the plot gets really weird? And then you defeat the final boss for the first time, but then it morphs into this huge winged final form? That one.

6/16/2009 3:26:32 PM


Why does the bit about organic organs remind me of Discword?

"And what are all you... organs looking at"

8/10/2009 5:49:39 PM

Big Jilm

Rock'n'roll was invented by black folks. I know you racist bastards like to pair blacks with the debbil.

Besides, your "Christian" Country and Western music celebrates alcoholism, ignorance, incest, bar-life, and beastiality.

So go break out your Tobey Keith album (or whichever manly man country star who feels so insecure in their sexuality that they need two first male names).

8/11/2009 5:40:17 AM

Calgar C

as a musician and on behalf of half the musicians out there


8/14/2009 9:34:42 PM


So... Lucifer was a big organ in the sky, but when he thought he was prettier than God, he became a fucking Stratocaster?

That is so goddamn awesome.

8/15/2009 12:59:41 AM


You sure you haven't got mixed up with the Ainulindalë?

8/15/2009 10:20:06 AM


Thats. fucking. RETARDED!

9/27/2009 6:36:25 PM


What the hell...

9/27/2009 6:39:20 PM


Sing it with me, folks.

"I'm the Devil, I can do what I want!
Whatever I got, I'm gonna flaunt,
Never been a rockoof I've ever lost!"

Seriously, this oughta be a Tenacious D flick.

10/4/2009 9:29:33 AM

Rapax Pringer

... I never thought I'd say this, but this is actually the most epic win quote I've ever read on this site.

8/21/2010 8:33:50 PM


I am speechless. No, really, this fool cannot be serious. Can he?

8/21/2010 11:32:15 PM

The Duelist

Ah, Luke, the Force tells me that you've been neglecting your meds.

8/22/2010 12:53:20 PM

Philbert McAdamia

his musical ability was disfigured and hindered

Huh? Have you ever heard christian music?
Seriously, have you ever heard that shit?

8/22/2010 2:12:17 PM

Evilution Teacher

I don't like something so I am going to make up shit and claim that it is true!

8/22/2010 2:40:06 PM

Why does this sound oddly sexual

11/8/2010 4:41:43 AM

A. Square

Ever listened to ambient music? Chill-out music? Heck, even those cheesy Moog records from the 60s and 70s?
Those can't be from the pipes of Lucifer.

5/5/2014 6:41:50 AM



5/5/2014 6:43:33 AM

Big Jilm

Well, it's where Country music comes from -that's for sure -with all the songs about drinking, incest, and dog-love.

Evil, I tells ya!

5/5/2014 8:54:08 AM

Pink jackboots

@ Trask


I'm picturing something like that.

5/5/2014 12:08:19 PM

Rock and roll evolved a combination of blues, country, gospel and jazz some time between the twenties and fifties.

Heavy metal was a direct descendant of blues with some psychedelic influences in there.

Rap evolved from funk and soul samples before adding vocals over the top.

There. I just gave you a perfectly rational explanation as to how rock and roll and heavy metal and rap came about. If you don't like it, if you feel that you simply find hymns more uplifting, that's fine with me. But please, don't try to make stuff up to justify your position.

8/30/2014 12:26:53 AM


"Nyarlathotep . . . the crawling chaos.

And it was then that Nyarlathotep came out of Egypt. Who he was, none could tell, but he was of the old native blood and looked like a Pharaoh. The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet. Into the lands of civilisation came Nyarlathotep, swarthy, slender, and sinister, always buying strange instruments of glass and metal and combining them into instruments yet stranger. He spoke much of the sciences—of electricity and psychology—and gave exhibitions of power which sent his spectators away speechless, yet which swelled his fame to exceeding magnitude. Men advised one another to see Nyarlathotep, and shuddered. And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished; for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare."

...and if you've ever read HP Lovecraft's works - as well as his contemporaries' stories relating to such - then I'd say that Lucifer is Gandhi in comparison to the Outer God, the Crawling Chaos. On the other hand...:

...the Chaos that always crawls up to you with a smile can just whistle very badly, as she offers you a bento...! ('B... L... T!') X3

8/30/2014 3:53:49 AM

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