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funny thing about hearing our Lord........if you listen long enough He'll speak in ways you can't imagine.......

i have physically heard a voice...i won't claim it to be His although i KNOW it was call my name in the middle of the night...

billywhitebread, Rapture Ready 17 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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Tommy9898

If you listen long you will hear anything.

10/3/2006 5:04:16 AM

Crosis

Seek and ye shall find ... whether there is actually anything to find or not.

10/4/2006 7:04:40 PM

David D.G.

\"funny thing about hearing our Lord........if you listen long enough He'll speak in ways you can't imagine.......\"

Yet, somehow, imagine it you will.


~David D.G.


10/4/2006 7:37:41 PM

Dr. Beck

Hmm, hearing voices eh? That's a symptom of something called \"schizophrenia,\" not God calling you.

12/24/2006 6:36:29 AM

szenah

In the middle of the night.

You were half asleep and dreaming, fuckwit.

12/24/2006 1:44:16 PM

Tripper

Contrary to fundie belief, hearing voices is not a good sign.

And that voice you heard? It has a perfectly rational explanation: Hypagogic hallucination.

It affects lots of people, myself included.

6/4/2009 9:20:46 AM



I hear the voices of the wammy boys in my head does that mean matt mello and near are god?
(I love anyone who knows what i'm talking about.)

9/9/2009 3:32:33 AM

aaa

It must be your mother.

9/9/2009 4:12:05 AM

Anon-e-moose

"i have physically heard a voice...i won't claim it to be His although i KNOW it was call my name in the middle of the night..."

That was prior to you receiving your nightly 'tender loving' from your father, billywhitebread. That, or you should lay off the crystal meth. It's turning you schizophrenic.

@#1018720


"matt mello and near"

A reference to the manga/anime "Death Note", if I'm not mistaken?

9/9/2009 5:43:08 AM

Dr. Shrinker

According to your own holy book (which I doubt you have ever read) the age of the prophets is long over. By your own rules your god could not have been talking to you. While I suppose it could have been Satan who spoke to you, I am inclined to doubt that too. I suspect that you were just dreaming.

Sorry son, but you're no more special than the rest of us.

9/9/2009 6:08:49 AM

Atheist Soldier

No, he is very special, that's why he rides the short bus, isn't it.

1/21/2011 9:01:52 PM

Justanotheratheist

That was your mother telling you that you forgot to feed the cat.

1/21/2011 10:39:32 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Schizophrenia much?

7/20/2011 7:03:52 AM

Anon2

For anybody who does not know it yet, a hilarious article from The Onion about what the "voice of God" can be in reality...

Enjoy!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/voice-of-god-revealed-to-be-cheney-on-intercom,1851/

7/20/2011 7:34:00 AM

Canaduck

"Rod, Tod, this is God.

Walk through the wall--I will remove it for you."

9/27/2013 2:13:43 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Schizophrenia combined with an IQ of 37 must be a real bitch.

10/29/2014 2:11:51 PM

creativerealms

Hearing voices is a sign of mental illness and not that God is talking to you.

10/29/2014 4:27:16 PM
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