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#963061
Zabimaru
I'm never going to lunch at this place again. Their word salad just doesn't taste right.
5/30/2009 2:25:21 AM
#963064
Night Jaguar
If humans are animals then men are women
Anyone else read this and immediately think:
"If she weighs the same as a duck she is made of wood and is therefore a witch"?
5/30/2009 2:29:47 AM
#963066
WWBFD
And up is down and black is white and in is out. So Frizby is an unintelligent human man woman animal. Therefore God.
Clear?
5/30/2009 2:32:21 AM
#963067
Clown
WTF? How do you live with such imperfect reasoning? Obviously, people can live without common sense...
5/30/2009 2:32:42 AM
#963068
dpareja
Agreed with Zabimaru on the word salad; and men are women with a Y chromosome instead of a second X chromosome. And humans are animals.
SCIENCE FAIL.
5/30/2009 2:33:45 AM
#963069
SurfinSeaOtter
Someone has to say it.... LOLWUT?
5/30/2009 2:34:44 AM
#963076
Menace to Sobriety
Whoa, it's like my hands can touch everything but themselves...
5/30/2009 2:43:39 AM
#963082
Random Man
Male and famale animals would like to speak with you. At the same time, otherwise you would deny the others existance.
5/30/2009 2:50:23 AM
#963083
Well, a German Shepperd and a Labrador are not the same and they are not dogs, what are they exactly?
5/30/2009 2:51:26 AM
#963088
ausador
Holy redundant nonsense Batman!
or
5/30/2009 2:53:48 AM
#963091
Dexter
Errmmm, what is this git talking about?
A man is not a woman... this is a trivial assertion.
Ok, so what.
And he is claiming, that humans are not animals because men are not women?
Huh?
This has to be a poe... I refuse to believe that a human being can be this stupid AND survive...
Or I'm just a silly person that doesn't get it...
5/30/2009 2:54:44 AM
#963095
Vesper
"If humans are animals then men are women"
If Protestants are Christians then Baptists are Episcopalians.
Maybe that correlation will make the idiocy of Frizby's statement clear to all fundies.
5/30/2009 3:03:55 AM
#963109
BobsOldSocks
o_O
5/30/2009 3:21:14 AM
#963113
solomongrundy
It's not very often I'm lost for words but...
5/30/2009 3:35:29 AM
#963116
JustinGG
And a pirate is not a pinecone.
5/30/2009 3:53:50 AM
#963120
Tamira
You got me lost there...
5/30/2009 3:58:26 AM
#963123
MK
The dangers of posting while stupid. Please sober up next time.
5/30/2009 4:09:24 AM
#963130
Concerned Brit
Why do I feel that this post really should end with the phrase, "but of course, I was very, very drunk!"
(and my thanks to the Fast Show for providing such a great metaphor for the drunk and bewildered)
5/30/2009 4:17:13 AM
#963133
Zoo
What? Men are not women so humans are not animals?
Female cougars are not male cougars. Female spiders are not male spiders. Female squid are not male squid. I guess there are no animals at all.
5/30/2009 4:32:41 AM
#963134
Pule Thamexx
Certainly, Frizby has a purpose, to wit, being a doltish moron, spouting drivel at every opportunity for the rest of his life. He thinks (I use the word loosely in this instance) that words have to take on a meaning which is in accord with his understanding of a certain book of nonsense.
5/30/2009 4:32:59 AM
#963137
Lunar-Xero
I couldn't follow that
5/30/2009 4:44:23 AM
#963159
Giveitaday
Not only is his reasoning circular, it's also incomprehensible. It's like saying "If 2+2=4 is true therefore 42+Fish = Golf Course with Tofu must also be true.". It makes no sense whatsoever.
5/30/2009 5:40:46 AM
#963162
Mrs. Antichrist
Throwing random words together does not a compelling argument make.
5/30/2009 5:45:43 AM
#963164
Canadia
What in the fuck are you babbling on about?
5/30/2009 5:49:18 AM
#963172
Askold
...I'm equally parts scared and amused by this word salad.
But mostly I'm just confused.
5/30/2009 6:05:08 AM
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