Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 62815

There's also another way of looking at this, men are humans so are women but we are different we are designed differently, so are men really women?, no they are not, but we have the same Creator and in science we evolved from the same cells, yet man is not woman..

So why does science say humans are intelligent animals yet men are not women?, if a man is not a woman then on a wider scale is a male animal a female human, no its not, so how can humans be animals, clearly we're not..

If humans are animals then men are women, basically im saying that each creation or even each evolved organism has its purpose..


Frizby, Yahoo! Answers 90 Comments [5/30/2009 2:22:58 AM]
Fundie Index: 77
Submitted By: Night Jaguar
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1 2 3 4
Zabimaru

I'm never going to lunch at this place again. Their word salad just doesn't taste right.

5/30/2009 2:25:21 AM

Night Jaguar

If humans are animals then men are women

Anyone else read this and immediately think:

"If she weighs the same as a duck she is made of wood and is therefore a witch"?

5/30/2009 2:29:47 AM

WWBFD

And up is down and black is white and in is out. So Frizby is an unintelligent human man woman animal. Therefore God.

Clear?

5/30/2009 2:32:21 AM

Clown

WTF? How do you live with such imperfect reasoning? Obviously, people can live without common sense...

5/30/2009 2:32:42 AM

dpareja

Agreed with Zabimaru on the word salad; and men are women with a Y chromosome instead of a second X chromosome. And humans are animals.

SCIENCE FAIL.

5/30/2009 2:33:45 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

Someone has to say it.... LOLWUT?

5/30/2009 2:34:44 AM

Menace to Sobriety

Whoa, it's like my hands can touch everything but themselves...

5/30/2009 2:43:39 AM

Random Man

Male and famale animals would like to speak with you. At the same time, otherwise you would deny the others existance.

5/30/2009 2:50:23 AM



Well, a German Shepperd and a Labrador are not the same and they are not dogs, what are they exactly?

5/30/2009 2:51:26 AM

ausador

Holy redundant nonsense Batman!

or


5/30/2009 2:53:48 AM

Dexter

Errmmm, what is this git talking about?

A man is not a woman... this is a trivial assertion.

Ok, so what.

And he is claiming, that humans are not animals because men are not women?

Huh?

This has to be a poe... I refuse to believe that a human being can be this stupid AND survive...

Or I'm just a silly person that doesn't get it...

5/30/2009 2:54:44 AM

Vesper

"If humans are animals then men are women"

If Protestants are Christians then Baptists are Episcopalians.

Maybe that correlation will make the idiocy of Frizby's statement clear to all fundies.

5/30/2009 3:03:55 AM

BobsOldSocks

o_O

5/30/2009 3:21:14 AM

solomongrundy

It's not very often I'm lost for words but...

5/30/2009 3:35:29 AM

JustinGG

And a pirate is not a pinecone.

5/30/2009 3:53:50 AM

Tamira

You got me lost there...

5/30/2009 3:58:26 AM

MK

The dangers of posting while stupid. Please sober up next time.

5/30/2009 4:09:24 AM

Concerned Brit

Why do I feel that this post really should end with the phrase, "but of course, I was very, very drunk!"

(and my thanks to the Fast Show for providing such a great metaphor for the drunk and bewildered)

5/30/2009 4:17:13 AM

Zoo

What? Men are not women so humans are not animals?

Female cougars are not male cougars. Female spiders are not male spiders. Female squid are not male squid. I guess there are no animals at all.

5/30/2009 4:32:41 AM

Pule Thamexx

Certainly, Frizby has a purpose, to wit, being a doltish moron, spouting drivel at every opportunity for the rest of his life. He thinks (I use the word loosely in this instance) that words have to take on a meaning which is in accord with his understanding of a certain book of nonsense.

5/30/2009 4:32:59 AM

Lunar-Xero

I couldn't follow that

5/30/2009 4:44:23 AM

Giveitaday

Not only is his reasoning circular, it's also incomprehensible. It's like saying "If 2+2=4 is true therefore 42+Fish = Golf Course with Tofu must also be true.". It makes no sense whatsoever.

5/30/2009 5:40:46 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Throwing random words together does not a compelling argument make.

5/30/2009 5:45:43 AM

Canadia

What in the fuck are you babbling on about?

5/30/2009 5:49:18 AM

Askold

...I'm equally parts scared and amused by this word salad.

But mostly I'm just confused.

5/30/2009 6:05:08 AM
1 2 3 4