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I'm never going to lunch at this place again. Their word salad just doesn't taste right.
5/30/2009 2:25:21 AM
If humans are animals then men are women
Anyone else read this and immediately think:
"If she weighs the same as a duck she is made of wood and is therefore a witch"?
5/30/2009 2:29:47 AM
And up is down and black is white and in is out. So Frizby is an unintelligent human man woman animal. Therefore God.
5/30/2009 2:32:21 AM
WTF? How do you live with such imperfect reasoning? Obviously, people can live without common sense...
5/30/2009 2:32:42 AM
Agreed with Zabimaru on the word salad; and men are women with a Y chromosome instead of a second X chromosome. And humans are animals.
5/30/2009 2:33:45 AM
Someone has to say it.... LOLWUT?
5/30/2009 2:34:44 AM
Menace to Sobriety
Whoa, it's like my hands can touch everything but themselves...
5/30/2009 2:43:39 AM
Male and famale animals would like to speak with you. At the same time, otherwise you would deny the others existance.
5/30/2009 2:50:23 AM
Well, a German Shepperd and a Labrador are not the same and they are not dogs, what are they exactly?
5/30/2009 2:51:26 AM
Holy redundant nonsense Batman!
5/30/2009 2:53:48 AM
Errmmm, what is this git talking about?
A man is not a woman... this is a trivial assertion.
Ok, so what.
And he is claiming, that humans are not animals because men are not women?
This has to be a poe... I refuse to believe that a human being can be this stupid AND survive...
Or I'm just a silly person that doesn't get it...
5/30/2009 2:54:44 AM
"If humans are animals then men are women"
If Protestants are Christians then Baptists are Episcopalians.
Maybe that correlation will make the idiocy of Frizby's statement clear to all fundies.
5/30/2009 3:03:55 AM
5/30/2009 3:21:14 AM
It's not very often I'm lost for words but...
5/30/2009 3:35:29 AM
And a pirate is not a pinecone.
5/30/2009 3:53:50 AM
You got me lost there...
5/30/2009 3:58:26 AM
The dangers of posting while stupid. Please sober up next time.
5/30/2009 4:09:24 AM
Why do I feel that this post really should end with the phrase, "but of course, I was very, very drunk!"
(and my thanks to the Fast Show for providing such a great metaphor for the drunk and bewildered)
5/30/2009 4:17:13 AM
What? Men are not women so humans are not animals?
Female cougars are not male cougars. Female spiders are not male spiders. Female squid are not male squid. I guess there are no animals at all.
5/30/2009 4:32:41 AM
Certainly, Frizby has a purpose, to wit, being a doltish moron, spouting drivel at every opportunity for the rest of his life. He thinks (I use the word loosely in this instance) that words have to take on a meaning which is in accord with his understanding of a certain book of nonsense.
5/30/2009 4:32:59 AM
I couldn't follow that
5/30/2009 4:44:23 AM
Not only is his reasoning circular, it's also incomprehensible. It's like saying "If 2+2=4 is true therefore 42+Fish = Golf Course with Tofu must also be true.". It makes no sense whatsoever.
5/30/2009 5:40:46 AM
Throwing random words together does not a compelling argument make.
5/30/2009 5:45:43 AM
What in the fuck are you babbling on about?
5/30/2009 5:49:18 AM
...I'm equally parts scared and amused by this word salad.
But mostly I'm just confused.
5/30/2009 6:05:08 AM
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