Seriously, there really is something wrong with the way people think in CA. I get the feeling God knew exactly what he was doing when he set it atop major fault lines and next to the ocean. With his breath, he can just blow the remaining debris away.... I feel that way, and I live here! So you know it's bad....
56 comments
God is the master of the Xanatos Gambit. Putting fault lines near a large region of land just because it would be eventually populated by a group of people who are liberal politically? I mean, I knew God was Republican and was into mass murder, but I did not know that his master plan involved having fault lines in an area where he wants to kill people active for untold millions of years before the period of a few decades that are relevant for his plan to come to fruition. That is a whole new level of petty.
"Seriously, there really is something wrong with the way people think in CA."
I agree completely. Banning gay marriage like that is completely unconstitutional.
As I write this, five of the six New England states have legal same-sex marriage. What? It's not on the Ring of Fire? Tornado Alley in New England(Worcester County, Pioneer Valley) doesn't compare to the Bible Belt Tornado Alley? Back to the drawing board with you.
Wait a minute. Why is it that if a horrible tragedy happens in a bible believing majority territory, it was a test of faith and we should pray for them, but if a tragedy happens in a place like California those people had it comming to them? Why the double standard?
Unless you are a really big fundie and believe that all tragedies are Gods wrath for us not all being Bible believers and turning the United States into a Christian theocracy, then disregard the questions. You are a delusional person.
Funny, that's kinda how we in California think about the fundie states, with all of those hurricanes and tornadoes.
But seriously, cocopea does have a point about something being wrong with California when it comes to Prop. 8. It's a disgrace.
"Seriously, there really is something wrong with the way people think in CA."
So, he is basically admitting that because he lives in CA, there is something wrong with the way he thinks?
"I get the feeling God knew exactly what he was doing when he set it atop major fault lines and next to the ocean."
Well why didn't God just, oh I don't know, not create the Californians at all?
And under that logic I'm thinking that your God had the ultra-religious christo-fascists in mind when he decided to have Texas be one of the major spots for intense tornadoes and even hurricanes.
So Gawd had to put California in a precarious position just to make it easier on himself when he eventually decides to blow it away? What, is he getting short of breath in his old age?
Oh well, we should have seen it coming, I suppose. Signs of senility were there since the beginning.
Your gawd sue is a smart one. Figuring out all those years ago that sometime in the 20th century, the west coast of the US of A would be inhabitied by some liberal sthat he knew in adavance he would just hate. Sitting California on a fault line because of that was a briiiliant move on Jebus part...
Just like planting all those annoying fossils to test the faithful. Uh, wait a sec, what flavor of fundy are you? Was it gawd did it as a test or the debil did it?
Nevada Beach is a dead-cert, matter of time. Lot of time.
Notice how they accept the science of fault lines but disagree with continental-drift? Or evolutional diversity being right where it should be when this comes into the scenario?
Shouldn't they claim those are just Hell-lines since they claim everyones sinning around these areas?
In the middle of Fundieland- the New Madrid Seismic Zone. Google it. A 7.0 quake there in 1811 was felt over a wide area and altered the course of the Mississippi River. Another active area is near Charleston, SC, struck by a 6.6 quake in 1886. Did God know what He was doing when He put those faults in the Bible Belt?
>>"Seriously, there really is something wrong with the way people think in CA. I get the feeling God knew exactly what he was doing when he set it atop major fault lines and next to the ocean. With his breath, he can just blow the remaining debris away.... I feel that way, and I live here! So you know it's bad...."
Bah, another Republican fundie from the Central Valley, probably down towards Los Angeles.
And, anyway, why do you live in CA in the first place if you seem to dislike it so much? Also, if God was somehow responsible for smiting the place, you do realize that you'd die too, by virtue of your being here.
Sooo...if you're so sure that God's going to smite the place AND you dislike how the people that live here think, then maybe you should MOVE.
At the very least, it would open up some jobs for those of us who actually WANT to live here.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
