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Seriously, there really is something wrong with the way people think in CA. I get the feeling God knew exactly what he was doing when he set it atop major fault lines and next to the ocean. With his breath, he can just blow the remaining debris away.... I feel that way, and I live here! So you know it's bad....

cocopea9052, RR 56 Comments [6/1/2009 6:31:52 PM]
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#964361
dpareja

Blood for the blood God, etc, etc, etc.

6/1/2009 6:36:54 PM

#964363
Allegory for Jesus

God is the master of the Xanatos Gambit. Putting fault lines near a large region of land just because it would be eventually populated by a group of people who are liberal politically? I mean, I knew God was Republican and was into mass murder, but I did not know that his master plan involved having fault lines in an area where he wants to kill people active for untold millions of years before the period of a few decades that are relevant for his plan to come to fruition. That is a whole new level of petty.

6/1/2009 6:40:31 PM

#964365
Mudak

Actually, there's something wrong with the way people think in church.

6/1/2009 6:40:49 PM

#964375
Thinking Allowed

He's gotta get rid of you guys somehow.

6/1/2009 6:52:24 PM

#964383
davros

And you are the proof of this

6/1/2009 7:01:41 PM

#964385
Darwin's Lil' Girl

What cocopea said:
"So you know it's bad...."

What cocopea meant:
"So you know I'm bad...."

6/1/2009 7:07:31 PM

#964389
Thundersqueaks

God's definitely taking a long time to give CA a blow. The little tease!

6/1/2009 7:19:36 PM

#964390
Headache

Translation:
People here in CA think differently than what I do, I want them dead!

6/1/2009 7:24:32 PM

#964392
Mayhem

"Seriously, there really is something wrong with the way people think in CA."

I agree completely. Banning gay marriage like that is completely unconstitutional.

6/1/2009 7:28:18 PM

#964399
Moondog

As I write this, five of the six New England states have legal same-sex marriage. What? It's not on the Ring of Fire? Tornado Alley in New England(Worcester County, Pioneer Valley) doesn't compare to the Bible Belt Tornado Alley? Back to the drawing board with you.

6/1/2009 7:52:13 PM

#964402
A Friend

God circa Oct 4004 BC.

I'm god. I know everything that's ever going to happen and 6000 years into the future there is going to be this land called "california" that is going to be littered with teh gheys so I must make sure to put fault lines under it. I rewlz! *does dr. evil laugh*

6/1/2009 7:57:48 PM

#964415
WMDKitty

Okay, what in the hell is a "cocopea"?

6/1/2009 8:34:46 PM

#964417
Lord Mushroom

Should have left it with the Mexicans, right, cockpee?

6/1/2009 8:37:40 PM

#964419
werewolf

I think you should move then.

6/1/2009 8:50:10 PM

#964429
Bender Bending Rodriguez

So why don't you move the fuck out?

Honduras had an earthquake last week. I don't see them legalizing teh ghey marrij.

6/1/2009 9:05:30 PM

#964430
ozznova

Any fucking time.

Any fucking day.

Learn to swim - see you down at Arizona Bay!

6/1/2009 9:05:31 PM

#964441
Kat

Wait a minute. Why is it that if a horrible tragedy happens in a bible believing majority territory, it was a test of faith and we should pray for them, but if a tragedy happens in a place like California those people had it comming to them? Why the double standard?

Unless you are a really big fundie and believe that all tragedies are Gods wrath for us not all being Bible believers and turning the United States into a Christian theocracy, then disregard the questions. You are a delusional person.

6/1/2009 9:59:48 PM

#964442
Dio Fa

I keep wondering if something is wrong with the way people think in your state as well. Specifically, when it comes to those piss-poor Republican actors you keep electing as governor.

6/1/2009 10:02:11 PM

#964462


Funny, that's kinda how we in California think about the fundie states, with all of those hurricanes and tornadoes.

But seriously, cocopea does have a point about something being wrong with California when it comes to Prop. 8. It's a disgrace.

6/1/2009 10:35:08 PM

#964463
smartz

"Seriously, there really is something wrong with the way people think in CA."
"... I feel that way, and I live here!"

So, he is basically admitting that because he lives in CA, there is something wrong with the way he thinks?

6/1/2009 10:41:11 PM

#964472
LM

Let's just say I'm not exactly shaking in my pleather boots here.

6/1/2009 11:07:04 PM

#964476
The Jamo


6/1/2009 11:18:35 PM

#964501
Sanity

Fundy quotemine action!

I live here! So you know it's bad.

6/2/2009 12:22:58 AM

#964502
Swedish Pagan

Do people in California think differently than people in, say, Wyoming or Nebraska? And is every single californian thinking "wrong"?

6/2/2009 12:28:48 AM

#964521
Pule Thamex

Incredibly meaningful and interesting topic. See the quote by logosone of RR in the quote above this one. Out of the mouths of babes... etc.

6/2/2009 1:27:29 AM
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