Greet your new masters!
I do believe in global warming. We're in the beginning of the End Times and God said He was going to destroy the earth through fire this time, right?
[2/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
And, and we were also in the start of the End Times during the time of Nero, the Middle Ages, the fuckwit advent in the late 1800s who had calculated it and led to the Great Dissapointment (twice), World War 1, World War 2, the nuclear crisis of the Cold War, the Cuban Missile Crisis, Vietnam, Israel's 6 Day War, fall of the Soviet Union, Gulf War, the genocide in the Balkans, 9-11, Gulf War 2, and thousands of others.
1/29/2007 6:27:10 PM
We've been going through the end times for thousands of years.
Please get it over with so we can stop listening to you idiots going on about it.
1/30/2007 4:13:17 AM
When I start the fires, YOU'LL NOTICE. It won't be a wimpy warming trend. Fire tends to be pretty damn noticable.
3/18/2007 10:36:15 PM