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In my house were having a problem in our bathroom. My son would when taking showers sometimes go into fits and rages. They could be nasty....
Prayer and seeking God went forth through the deliverance sessions and my prayer partner when i was in the bathroom felt she was in another diminsion.
At a later time she felt something was connected to the bathroom wall going outside where my son had his sand box and we had some other stuff. Something was wrong in that area.
We prayed and had Holy communion in that spot.
Not a problem that i can think of with Ben having fits in the bathroom sence.
There may have been Indian activity here once.... we are in the boonies....
There was also the problem of me by accident in drawing a murial on the bathroom door i opened a portal i think.... but thats another story...
Anyhow closing the portal.and having Communion in this one spot has really been extremely beneificial. I dont understand it but i respect it..
God knew what was needed.. Praise the name of the Lord and thanks to the sweet Holy Spirit who has all knowledge and wisdom!God is on the move.... even in our bathroom!

Jewels, Ministering Deliverance 78 Comments [6/2/2009 12:02:29 PM]
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#964729
dotyrs

God is having a movement in your bathroom? Holy shit, woman!

6/2/2009 12:07:37 PM
#964731
loser_sneeze

out in the boonies eh? Who's surprised? *cricket cricket*

You're going to blame possible Native American activity in that area for your son's fits? Really? Maybe your son is epileptic. Or perhaps even just a little unstable ( with a parent this balanced I wouldn't be surprised about that last option).

6/2/2009 12:09:28 PM
#964732


As soon as I saw the first sentence, I knew where it was from.

6/2/2009 12:13:46 PM
#964735
shykid


6/2/2009 12:16:44 PM
#964736
The Lazy One

Tell God that if he's going to use your bathroom, he has to clean it.

6/2/2009 12:16:58 PM
#964737
Dio Fa

I can't stop laughing at this.

6/2/2009 12:17:49 PM
#964739
Duck

So, your kid who is young enough to play in a sandbox is having "fits and rages" in the shower. Could it be possibly because he has some issue with water spraying on him (it plays in the sandbox or it gets the hose)? Or could it be that he is playing and what-not in the shower? Or that he has epilepsy, or Tourette's?

Oh, wait, it is ministering deliverance, no doubt you think that any and all of those things above are caused by possession.

6/2/2009 12:19:35 PM
#964745
Mister Spak

You're getting the Amityville Horror mixed up with real life. Also you can't spell right.

6/2/2009 12:23:27 PM
#964750
Tindalos

I have an aunt who used to be a fundy - she got better.

She would have fit right in with Minstering Deliverance. She had an old washing machine that broke a belt. Instead of calling a reapirman, she decided to pray to Jebus to fix the washer.

Needless to say, calling the repairman FIRST would have been quicker...

6/2/2009 12:30:53 PM
#964752
Eta Carinae

How can... people... this primitive use a computer, let alone the internet? They're like the 21st century version of the common perception of Neanderthals (with my apologies to the Neanderthals, I know they weren't as primitive as they're painted).

It would be nice to think they'll be out-competed by atheists, but the way these people breed - I don't know...

6/2/2009 12:36:12 PM
#964753
Headache

Why don't you get Jesus to take a look at it? After all, he was a carpenter, wasn't he?

6/2/2009 12:36:37 PM
#964754
Doctor Whom

There may have been Indian activity here once....

You live in Ohio, and there may have been "Indian activity" there? Gosh, you think so?

Anyhow closing the portal.and having Communion in this one spot has really been extremely beneificial.

So are you going to have Communion in famine-stricken parts of Africa too, or does your God make a point of picking His fights?

6/2/2009 12:37:05 PM
#964757
John

It was the soap. You got a bar of evil soap! There was a story in the Apocrypha (the Gospel of Dionysus, I think) about that happening to a woman named Tabatha. Jesus drove the demon out of the soap and into a nearby pig. That's why pigs to this day prefer to roll in the mud rather than take showers. The soap lobby had all this suppressed in the 2nd century.

6/2/2009 12:38:31 PM
#964758
aaa

I have no idea what this is supposed to be.

6/2/2009 12:38:47 PM
#964761
Papabear

Out in the loonies, more like.

6/2/2009 12:44:20 PM
#964762
Elphada

Oh lawdy! Injun spirits running amok and a darkie in the White House! Whatever shall we do?

Whole thread is hilarious.

6/2/2009 12:46:37 PM
#964764
Mayhem

This is America. Odds are, something "Indian" has happened werever you might be at the moment. They were here for a long time before Europeans.

6/2/2009 12:51:02 PM
#964766


He doesn't like his 'uncle' in there with him...

"We prayed and had Holy communion in that spot."

But that's an ebil Katlick practice isn't it?

6/2/2009 12:52:57 PM
#964771
Hermione

Remakes are big business right now. Anyone want to make a movie? It would be cool.

6/2/2009 12:58:34 PM
#964775
Grigadil

What John said.

6/2/2009 1:02:54 PM
#964778


How old is the kid? Maybe he was caught spanking it in the shower, and made up the "fits and rages" bullshit.

6/2/2009 1:07:31 PM
#964780
enna

No words can express my horror that this individual is a) an adult and b) a parent.

6/2/2009 1:09:03 PM
#964781
Brent

" i opened a portal i think.... but thats another story..."

Uh, no, that's THE fucking story! You opened a portal to another demension (using Murial somehow)? Please, please show us! Enough of your sandbox circle jerks, let's know about them demensions!

6/2/2009 1:11:22 PM
#964789
Old Viking

Nothing good can come from a murial on a door.

6/2/2009 1:21:48 PM
#964790
nodabear 2000

The end of her post says "Jesus is the Lord over autism." Her son probably has autism. What in the hell?

6/2/2009 1:24:08 PM
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