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OMG demonz posted my post twice AND SPLITTED IT.
6/2/2009 8:11:23 PM
buddy, if god really cares about what's "on the move" in your bathroom then he's a pretty sick fucker.
6/2/2009 9:00:04 PM
Maybe the water was REALLY FUCKING HOT AND/OR COLD?
6/2/2009 9:22:05 PM
ARGH. Get your son medical help you stupid fuck.
6/2/2009 10:30:23 PM
"God is on the move.... even in our bathroom!"
Now that's what I call a holy s***!
6/2/2009 11:09:35 PM
Maybe your son didn't like taking showers and rather take a bath? I know when I was young I hated shows and would rather take a bath.
6/3/2009 3:15:23 AM
There are things "Indian" going on all over the country right now this very minute. Of course, you might need to...understand what your seeing to understand what your...looking at!
6/3/2009 5:54:29 AM
100% bat shit insanity. I would laugh heartily but there's nothing funny about the level of ignorance and absurd fundamentalism demonstrated here.
6/3/2009 5:57:29 AM
My two youngest children have autism and as far as I can tell, your god doesn't give a shit. My mom has had people praying at her church literally for years for my children to be healed from autism and...nada.
About the same success rate as that of amputees whom god helps to spontaneously regenerate limbs.
Your child doesn't need deliverance, communion or tag-team prayer sessions. What he needs is evaluation and intensive therapy. Behavioral, learning and OT. My children are living proof that it works, and my husband and I didn't have to screech gibberish to the sky and convulse in a sandbox to make it happen.
For the love of your god, get off your ass and do something to actually help your child, you ignorant, brain-dead twunt.
Autism has nothing to do with demons and it doesn't spontaneously resolve itself.
6/3/2009 7:08:31 AM
Jewels, seek help. Medical help, if you please.
6/3/2009 7:13:00 AM
It's just a pissing contest on that board, who can out bullshit the rest of them.
It's passed into the completely ridiculous range now.
6/3/2009 7:24:37 AM
"There was also the problem of me by accident in drawing a murial on the bathroom door i opened a portal i think"
stupid bitch! dont you know that by having anything associated to Disney in your house, YOU CAST OPEN THE VERY GATES OF HELL ITSELF AND INVITE THE BEAST'S INFERNAL HORDE DOWN UPON YOU?!!!?
but for the low low price of $4,999.95, ill sell you a magic rock from the Old Testament that will ward the demons off.
6/3/2009 7:28:41 AM
Silent Hill is FICTION, dumbass!
6/3/2009 8:25:55 AM
Allegory for Jesus
Extra-dimensional bathroom? Speculated Native American "activity" in the area of residence? Opening a gate to this alternate dimension by "accidentally" drawing a mural on the floor? Solving all of this by receiving Communion in the bathroom?
I...what....no...my brain just broke!
6/3/2009 9:19:50 AM
Wow, you ought to sue the shit out of your teachers for negligence. They didn't teach you anything at all about reality or reason.
6/3/2009 9:35:07 AM
I hope he's the first child they have. Otherwise, she's lying convincingly.
6/3/2009 9:52:40 AM
I think the fundamental word there is "Deliverance".
6/3/2009 12:48:26 PM
Maybe your sandbox-aged kid doesn't like showers?
Just a thought.
6/3/2009 1:36:59 PM
Sounds kind of like a B- horror movie plot.
6/3/2009 6:14:04 PM
Or, you know. It could be that your teenage son was sick of mommy walking in on him like she owned the place. Hell, I was ten when I told my step-mother no-more, and she was blind!
6/3/2009 7:28:14 PM
"There may have been Indian activity here once.... we are in the boonies...."
I like how she assumes that Native Americans never lived in places that are now modern cities. And that they are all devil worshipers, apparently.
6/4/2009 6:42:47 AM
I am confused. Who is Murial?
6/4/2009 6:58:45 AM
pleading THE BLOOD OF JESUS over this entire assembly...
Father forgive them, for they know not what they do.
8/23/2009 3:38:07 PM
I Have had enough! AGAIN U ARE TAKING THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT!!!
I AM not attacking Indians as my husband has Indian in him , This is not a slang against them so don't start that up!
The mural was the main problem which had nothing to do with Indians... I drew something on it that i unknowingly opened up a portal to the spirit world...anyone in witchcraft or into the spirit world in a new age way would understand this.
I said maybe there was Indian activity there once..Indians did have a religion and yes they did believe in spirits and worshiped them. Spirits don't die and they can hang around a place for a very long time.
We had Communion outside... near the wall of the doors,,and guess what ? That has been maybe two months ago and his fits and screaming in the shower have stopped. Explain that, intelligently without sarcasm. I got rid of the portal we prayed and had communion and those fits are GONE! Its been maybe 8 weeks .
Dont believe me but its true.
Any evil spirits ( which you don't believe in) could have come from any tribe,,,, even ancient ones that may have been here thousands of years ago that no longer are known of.... Who knows where they came from but they are gone now, and i am to., from this place... after ward ill need a good shower... after reading this junk.
Please stop making any kind of fun of my son. He is a child and any remarks that are even slightly derogatory is below even the people that come here.
Again... its the truth... after the prayers and me taking the black hole i painted* (as a sea cave under the ocean) was covered and scripture put in place Ben no longer has those screaming fits....
I Know why... But u wont believe. Its because of the power and intervention of Jesus Christ who supplied a remedy for the situation and when it was applied God took care of the rest. Peace be to u anyhow.. May God open your eyes to the truth and u come to know him....My life is exciting and full of Miracles and the love of God... u could have it to.... if u would only pout your sarcasm and hate down in a quiet moment and ask God... Could all this be true?
He just might answer u!
8/23/2009 7:42:12 PM
O RLY? vids and pics or it didn't happen.
8/23/2009 8:06:41 PM
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